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Entry #1

I do not know why I kept this old journal that I got from when I was a kid, to vent? to whine? I was given this thing to write my feelings down instead of punching Bacon...

Noob always said I needed a healthy outlet during all of this... Maybe He's She's They're Noob is right. I know its not healthy to try to hurt my teammates for what is happening but Bacon is so...so, annoying. Maybe just maybe, one of these corrupted can just [OOF] him already!...

I shouldn't say that, Bacon is a good person, just a bold face idiot. Like Noob, no worse than Noob. At Least Noob knows how to read a room and leave me alone when I'm angry. I'm only tolerating Bacon for Noob since they're besties (-or whatever...)

Bacon is lucky, I cant talk (curse you Roblox) otherwise he'll be crying all the time. 

It sucks being mute, I have to use a stupid notepad or sign language to talk, most of the time I get ignored. 

I should probably start venting or whatever this journal is for, well..I guess I already technically did that so i'm gonna just gonna write about what everyone is doing at the moment, from what I can see..

• Noob: They're just repacking medical supplies into the bag for the next time we go outside.. I don't even think Noob realizes what is going on or rather..refusing to attempt that the world has gone to shit, I don't have the heart to even tell them, Dummy says its better to let them believe everything is fine otherwise it could causes bad distress out of Noob.
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• Bacon: He is being an idiot (as always) well, at least he's trying to help Dummy invent new protection against these corrupted robloxians 
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• Dummy: Currently adjusting some new gadget with the help of Bacon...Though I can tell that Dummy might strangle Bacon soon if he doesn't stop poking the gadget(it happened before)
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• Acorn: I have zero clue where she is, most likely searching for more supplies or training her arms and legs (Unlike her brother, she is actually smart)
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I think thats about it, we're gonna leave at any second now so I should probably shut the book and grab the only protection I have at the moment, a metal bat wrapped in an iron gate. (I had let Noob decorated it, it was something for Noob to focus on rather realize what is going on (I don't wanna see Noob upset.)

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"So we got everything ready?" Acorn asked with an raised eyebrow, ever since this thing started; Acorn had took charge almost instantly, barking orders and even took a few blows from those corrupted just to protect Noob and Bacon(Even though maybe things will be less chaotic without Bacon's whining about being hungry.) Long hair made it impossible to run from the corrupteds so due to Acorn having the longest hair out of all of us, she ended up cutting it to a near pixie cute (It kinda suits her but the bun was super neat though). Dummy sighed, heaving a bag of some copper for whatever reason onto his back. Why Dummy carries a bag of copper and other junk where it clearly caused great pain. 

"Yeah, I got everything" Dummy shrugged, he looked at me with a nod and I nodded back (even though I have zero clue on why, a greeting maybe?). 

"Okay-" Acorn paused, "Wheres Bacon and Noob?"

That...that was hard to answer since Bacon and Noob were always getting into trouble, Bacon; I could care less about him, he's a literal menace to society but at least he's able to defend himself with those bombs of his that Dummy made for him. Bacon was always annoying, messing up process for FUN cause that man gets bored more than I like to attempt, honestly if Bacon gets killed  removed from this world; I wouldn't care or notice(well I would notice since I won't have constant headaches). But Noob, Noob is a different story...They still believe that everything is safe, that everything is still happy; why? Dummy had said Noob had locked away all the bad stuff they witness  into a small metal box in their mind as a coping mechanism.

"The last time I had seen either of them was in the kitchen, giggling about some pizza." Dummy muttered, Dummy is basically Noob's older brother(not really but still) and our second in command though he's more of a inventor; hell he's built himself a robotic arm after we had to chop the old one off to cut off the infection. It was pretty gruesome and so much blood got on Noob who tried to make himself it was jelly, it worked...until some got into Noob's mouth which deleted that illusion almost instantly. It took a while to get Noob back from having a rabid panic attacks, they gripped onto my arm not that I was mad; I like when Noob seeks comfort in me, in a friend sort of way, of course...Its Completely normal to dream about the homos marrying you...right

"Heyyy!" A voice interrupts us, it was Noob's whom was wearing a dress(pretty normal for her) and two pink bows, "Hope we're not too late, we just got distracted!" Noob skipped over and lean on my shoulder, stay cool. Noob had been my friend for a long while and took the role of the medic a bit too seriously, wearing a nurse cap almost everyday, its kinda cute- IN A FRIENDCOMPLIMATINGAFRIENDWAY! 

"Well, we got Noob.." Acorn started, her brow still furrowed, "But Wheres Bacon, Noob?" She looked around, crossing her arm; a typically worried sister I thought and drapped an arm over Noob who giggled but doing that earn me; a death glare from Dummy. But I could care less on what that grey test dummy thinks, if I wanna hold my friend, I can hold my friend. Noob glanced at Acorn before doing a gesture to the bedrooms, "He said he was gonna sleep in today, said that he wasn't feeling well..." Acorn's frown deepened before she nodded with a sigh, "Figured, hes been sick a lot lately..." 

Is it bad that I kinda wish this sickness was terminal and will end up with Bacon in a grave, yes? Good, cause I totally wasn't praying for that....totally.

Noob looked upset as he adjusted the brown messanger bag; a gift I got for him, specially since I noticed how the old bag was completely torn and too small for most of the supplies she grabs. I glanced at what was inside; some medicine, bandages, water, snacks in the form of chips and pretzels, and a sketchbook with a worn down gel pen inside the loops. Real typical Noob things to bring to a supplies run, they're kinda of adorable when they look like this; scared and defensely....Makes me want to kiss them all over and tell them its gonna be okay!

"Guest, you got what you need, your bat, anything?" Dummy's voice rang out, an annoyed look on his face; I guess I zoned out. I nodded and signed; 'Yes, I got everything, i'm all good to head out.' Dummy, Acorn and Noob was about the only people who can really understand ERSL (English Robloxian Sign Lanagauge) with Bacon not caring enough to learn which is why the notebook is needed; though I'm not sure that man can even read-.

Acorn nodded and clapped her hands, getting everyone's attention, which wasn't needed since there was only 3 of us and we're very close to each other; no real need to make noise to get our attention but Acorn's survival group; Acorn survival rules.

"Good to hear, now that everyone is here...minus my younger brother who is still sick, lets start heading out." She stated, pulling her gloves tighter, "Dummy said he spotted an old market area with still not expired supplies; lets start there."  

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"I'm getting tired" Noob whined, clutching my arm as we walked, glancing up at me with a pout. "Guestyyy, when are we gonna get there?" We had only been walking for about 4 hours with little breaks, running into a few mindless cultists that got taken care of by me and Acorn while Dummy covered Noob's eyes.

'We should be getting there soon, just hang on for a bit, Noob.' I signed, my hands moving quickly but it was still readable for Noob, I guess that wasn't a good enough answer; cause Noob let out a louder groan, Yep, guess they didn't like that answer. Did they want me to lie? Say we're right around the corner to the place, say we can rest or-

"Could you carry me?" Noob interupted, still clutching my arm.