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Being the Kyubi's Jinchuriki was tough. Training for two years with Jiraiya to defeat Akatsuki was extreme. But this? This is real hell.
I thought my dream was to become Hokage. Turns out my real destiny was to become the most sought-after human pillow in the Elemental Nations.
How did I end up on a giant futon, pinned down by the Fifth Hokage, my teammate, and the Byakugan Princess... all at the same time?
It all started with a pervy scroll, a treacherous tree, and an "incident" at the onsen that unleashed absolute chaos.
Now, I have to navigate Kage politics, S-Rank missions, and—most dangerous of all—a harem of the strongest and scariest kunoichi on the continent. And they don't even know how to share.
Forget the Fourth Ninja War. My real battle is surviving the night.