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Hi, I'm Small Bob and I'm a skeleton cat. Now that my short little introduction is over let me tell you the story of how I (and two weirdos) beat up a goddess and saved Bob the titan my… (what do you humans call your close acquaintances again?) ah yes Bob was my bestie.
This story starts like any other… I think. Bob tells me stories but his stories feel different from any other. Most of the stories he tells are from when he was Iapetus. Anyway enough of me talking about my bestie lets get back to the story. I stared out over the plains of tartarus then I saw the weird looking dog dudes they were after one demigod, the blond weirdo. I am too lazy to say his name so I call him the blond weirdo or just blondie.
There were many of the weird looking dog dudes and the blond weirdo looked like he was struggling so I saved him (I know I’m amazing). I transformed into my saber tooth tiger form and hit those dog dudes with my glorious paws. After I took a couple of bites of the dog dudes (they didn't taste good) I transformed back to my cat form. I looked at the blond weirdo. I tried to smile at him but it's a little hard to do when you're a cat. “ Small Bob? ” the blond weirdo said, then I realized I must be so popular in the mortal world (sorry, I’m not doing autographs at the moment). I ran over to the blond weirdo then he did the greatest thing a demigod could do he pet me but he ruined the moment by talking (I know right the audacity). “Small Bob, if you can understand me, I need you to do that saber-toothed-tiger thing again,” he said. He ruined the moment a bit ago so I waited until the blondie picked me up and then I jumped and transformed.
After I transformed the blondie ran away (coward) so I killed the dog dudes by myself. The dog dudes injured my left leg (meanies) but then I saw the blondie with another demigod, the emo weirdo. Yet again I am too lazy to say his name so I call him emo weirdo or just the emo guy. I turned back to my cat form to greet them. I settled on the emo weirdo’s shoulders. “ I’m sorry is this—?” the emo guy said but was interrupted by the blondie “ Nico meet Small Bob.” Suddenly there was this weird ox guy yelling at them so I decided to stay out of it. I sat quietly sensing fear on both of them though it seemed the emo weirdo wouldn’t admit it.