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Saiki awoke with a start Still not used to hearing voices again, I guess. Ever since that bastard Kusuke’s power remover failed, he had trouble adjusting back to his powers when he wakes up. It was the usual onslaught of thoughts, but there was an outlier he’d be hard pressed to not take note of mixed in, or better said, nuisance. “I wonder what Saiki’s doing, oh I hope he will finally give me that offu! I’m so scared to ring the bell,” -WAIT RING THE BELL?!?! Sure enough, when he checked with his clairvoyance, there was a blue haired beauty hesitating outside his front door, finger hovering over the doorbell. “Come on kokomi, you got this, after all you’re the perfect pretty girl, and he will be hard pressed to not invite me in!” hearing this was enough to make Saiki groan out loud and use his voice, something he rarely does, although it is more common as of late because he had to use his voice for a while when his powers were gone. He was already at the door when she finally mustered up the courage to ring the bell. “Oh hi Saiki! I didn’t think you’d answer the door so fast! Haha!” “OH MY GOD WAS HE WAITING BY THE DOOR FOR ME TO RING IT?!?!?!?!” I can assure you, I was doing nothing of the sort. The death glare his mother was sending him when he made no move to the door backed his alibi up well enough, but he would never tell Teruhashi such rude things, so he made no comment, after all, they were her thoughts, which he was NOT supposed to hear.
“Hello,”
“What, is he not going to invite me innnnn?!!?!?!? I suppose he might just be a bit shy, yeah, Saiki seems pretty shy! That must be it!” Upon hearing this, Saiki barely managed to contain his eye roll.
Yare yare, why do I have to deal with the most pressing nuisance.
“So… Saiki, do you want to go to Cafe Mami? I got coupons, and I knew you liked that place, so I thought…” “KOKOMI YOU IDIOT, NOW HE KNOWS THAT I KNOW THINGS ABOUT HIM AND THAT TAKES HIM ONE STEP CLOSER TO FIGURING OUT THAT I LIKE HIM,”
What a pain, she’s such an overthinker. I can guarantee you nobody but Aiura and I know about it without you telling them, and that’s only because we have those powers. You should stop stressing.
“Saiki?”
Oh no, I got lost in thought, wait– Cafe Mami, I mean, I can’t say no to free coffee jelly…
“Sure,”
“SURE, I, THE PERFECT PRETTY GIRL, ASK HIM OUT, AND ALL I GET IN RETURN IS A “sure,” ???? THIS IS OBSCENE!! Wait, Kokomi, cut your losses– HE SAID YES!!!”
Good grief, your thoughts are so loud. I should probably get going if I want them to shut up. Obviously it’s for the free coffee jelly and to get her to shut up, not that I would actually want to go on a date with her, but my mom’s stare is daring me to decline… And with that, they were on their way to Cafe Mami.
“What’s the deal with this guy, he hasn’t said a single offu since we met four years ago, why do I like him?!?! But look at him enjoying his coffee jelly, he looks so cute!” Saiki could not be bothered to stop eating even after hearing this. Their date was more or less the same, and sooner than either of them– WAIT, ONLY TERUHASHI– either of them would have liked– when I find you…–, it was time for the bill. Saiki put his money on the table and headed for the bathroom, taking fast steps as to not leave his date– NOT A DATE– with her perverted fans for too long. He was only gone for a minute, he should have known…