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"Something I gotta tell you...treehouse," my best friend Ryan quietly but definitively said.

If he was only willing to talk about it in the treehouse, then it was clearly something big.  So I followed him into the wooded area near the creek...and up the ladder on the side of the twisted pine tree...then across the unsteady bridge to the trunk of the huge pine tree the treehouse was in...and up its branches...and finally into the old treehouse some forty feet above the ground.

"Been a while since we were up here," I commented as we stepped into the enclosed / covered room.  

"Yea...not since we were planning that prank on my uncle a couple years ago," Ryan responded.

"So what was it you wanted to tell me?" I asked.

Ryan glanced out the windows to make sure nobody was standing on the ground under / near the treehouse before quietly saying, "You heard about how Kat Mitchel said she only hooks-up with her brother because she knows he'll pull-out and not knock her up?"

"In the 'TweenCast' interview?" I questioned before saying, "Yea, so?"

"My sister listened to the interview," he enthusiastically stated.

"So?" I questioned.

"So...so she loves Kat Mitchel...like wants to BE her..." Ryan was all but gloating.

I was still decidedly confused.

Clearly Ryan could see that; as he explained, "She basically forced me to bang her..."

"Whoa..." was all I could say.

"...But she demanded that I not cream in her puss..." he elaborated.

"Whoa..." I still didn't believe what I was hearing.  I closed my eyes and took a deep breath; succeeding at clearing my thoughts somewhat, I managed to ask, "So you didn't dump it in her?"

Laughing, Ryan responded, "Well..."

"'Well'; what?" I asked.

"It kinda snuck up on me: didn't feel it until it the first spurt was about to shoot out..." he was stumbling over his words.

"So you did cream in her puss," I tried to confirm.

After a couple seconds of himming-and-hawing, Ryan said, "Kinda..." he took a breath before explaining, "The first spurt shot out as I pulling back to pull-out; the rest splattered on the outside of her puss..."

"I guess, then..." I found myself unable to find words which would go with my thoughts.

"Sophia didn't noticed that I had let a spurt loose in her puss before fulling getting my dick out," he sounded quite proud of that fact.

"That first spurt feel better than the others?" I heard my voice ask despite not realizing I was speaking.

"WAY better," Ryan confirmed, before suggesting, "Creampypie'ing a girl must feel super amazing."

I briefly thought about that statement before suggesting, "You sneakypie'd her," with a giggle.

A couple seconds passed in silence as Ryan contemplated my comment, before he somewhat enthusiastically agreed, "Yea, I did!"

We both laughed for a while before Ryan asked, "Emma heard about what Kat Mitchel said, right?"

"Yea, I think so," I answered.

"Maybe you could sneakypie her too," he suggested.

"Yea..." I pondered the idea of getting to fuck my twelve year old sister, before a thought hit me, "They couldn't get, like, pregnant from that, could they?"

"Its not like I'm, and you'd be, creamypie'ing them...and they're way too young to get pregnant," Ryan was clearly thinking out-loud, "That girl who got pregnant last year, Clara, she was like sixteen...our sisters are WAY younger than that."

"Yea, they are," I agreed, before concluding, "No way they're gonna get pregnant from us sneakypie'ing them..."

Immediately after we had reached that conclusion, both of us headed back down to the ground to find our respective little-sisters.