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2025-10-26
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God meeting. You know, for gods.

Summary:

Basically, a bunch of gods are at a meeting and they summon a bunch of random characters to answer for whatever I feel like writing at that point in time

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Our story begins with a conference room. God, Loki, The Boognish, Prismo, Orbo, Scarab, and Captain Barnacles are all sitting around the table.

Ok Prismo is more on the wall and Orbo is a giant ball dude. whatever.

"You're probably wondering why I've called you all here." God said.

"Yeah! Why is this bug guy and this bear guy here? I've never seen them?" Boognish questioned.

"Oh Scarab and Barnacles? Scarab is a God auditor and Barnacles is just Barnacles. You would know that if you came to meetings." God replied

"Yeah, unless you were literally trying to watch over the world." Boognish retorted

"Oof, family drama!" Prismo said to orbo as he nudged him.

"Hehehe" orbo laughed

As a probably reliable narrator I feel like I should mention that Boognish is God's son or his brother or something like that.

"We have some people to meet with, Prismo send in the people we need to talk to." God said.

"Uhhhh who exactly are we sending in?" Prismo asked.

"Whoever you think of!" God replied.

"Alright then." Prismo said

×××××××××MEANWHILE IN MILWAUKEE××××××××××××

Coop and Remer are in the middle of a game.

"Hey Hopkins! Nice hair!" Coop said to Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Again from a narrators standpoint, I have no idea why a hockey player is playing baseketball.

Anyway he misses and they win the game

Suddenly, Coop and Remer disappear

××××××××××BACK AT THE GOD OFFICE×××××××××××××

"What the fuck just happened" Remer said.

"Is that fucking 90's Matt Stone and Trey Parker?" Loki laughed.

"No. It's Coop and Remer. Also God did say send in anyone." Prismo answered.

"Who the hell is Matt Stone and Trey Parker???" Coop asked, very confused.

"They're an alternative universe version of you guys. Instead of making up a sport and being famous they made a cartoon." Orbo answered.

"I thought they made porno?" The Boognish asked.

"No that's Dave and Joe." Loki said

"Wait I thought I was Joe?" Coop asked

"For some reason there's 2 Joes. Joe Young and Joe Cooper. We had to make you Coop to make people less confused." Prismo said.

"Don't forget Dian, Ben, and Squeak!" Orbo said.

"Wait, our Squeak?" Remer asked.

"Yes, shit- I forgot to summon him" Prismo said.

Suddenly Squeak appears.

"What the funk is happening?" Squeak said confused.

"DAVID MCCORMACK REFERENCE???" Barnacles said.

"Who the hell is David McCormack?" The boognish asked.

"Hes the alternate universe version of orbo." Scarab answered.

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To be continued.....

Chapter 2

Summary:

Mmm yes idk what to put here

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Ok so why are we here?" Coop questioned because you know, he's wondering what the fuckdoinkle is happening

"We need to make sure your alternate versions aren't getting mixed up with each other." God said.

"Ok so, we need to check, Matt, Dian, Ben, Trey, Joe, Balthazar, Randy, Kyle, Stan, Gerald, Dave, Alfred, George, Humphries, and all the various other people in the mattrey cinematic universe" Primso said.

Ok again, from a narrators standpoint, HOW DOES WIKIPEDIA UPDATE SO FKING FAST THE CASA BONITA STUFF HAPPENED 3 DAYS AGO!!!????

"Alright coop, first question, have you had any cannibalistic tendencies recently?" Scarab asked.

"No? Why are you asking this?" Coop replied

"Because Alfred packer is a cannibal." Scarab replied

"How many alternate universes are there?" Remer asked.

"Millions. And only that one with the glamrock randy marsh is where you and Coop don't end up having sex and/or getting married." Boognish said.

"Well, we are dating..."" Remer said.

Authors note: I just realized that Remer is spelled the same forwards and backwards holy shit.

"Ok then, next question, Remer, do you know anything about a specific little mountain town? Possibly a place in Colorado?" Scarab asked.

"Uhm, no." Remer said.

"Alright, Coop, Why do you insist?" Scarab said.

"Why do I insist on what?" Coop questioned.

"Why do you insist on trying to keep me away?" Scarab replied.

"What the hell are you on about?" Coop asked.

"Ok good you don't know that melody." Scarab said

"Ok then Remer-" Scarab began

"Hey Why don't I get any questions?" Squeak asked

"Because you're a little bitch that's why." Coop said

"Hey I was supposed to say that!" Prismo said.

From a writer/narrator standpoint, he comes in later (probably) it's just that it's currently 22:15 and I have class tomorrow and I can't do my extensive research for a stupid ao3 fic

"As I was saying, Remer, who's Gerald" Scarab asked

"A band, I think" Remer said

"Oh alright good." Scarab replied

 

To be continued...

Notes:

I had to end it early because I'm tired but I PROMISE I'll come it by at most next week

 

Also I mentioned who's gerald bc I low-key can't stop listening to pins and needles by them so go look it up