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Summary:

On a routine mission surveying the Rugged Rainforest, Griefer insists that he can wait until you get back to use the bathroom.

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request for a bestie 💖

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Chapter 1: Bl4dd3r Shy

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                The thick undergrowth of the Rugged Rainforest felt like it was looping endlessly, mocking us. I groaned with frustration, pressing on despite our setbacks. Griefer mimicked me shortly after; although, when I took a good look at him, I noticed he was walking funny.

                “You good, man?” I asked, my tone jokier than intended.

                “Y34h, just...n0th1ng, 1’m f1n3,” he managed. Try as he might, he couldn’t help but hold himself.

                “Do you need to piss or something? You can just go in the bushes, dude.”

                “1 S41D 1’M F1N3! L3t’s just...” he stopped mid-sentence, gushing rivers flowing down his legs.