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Part 1 of Ice cream bribery
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2025-10-29
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A little Extortionist

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A little training gets interrupted by a very cunning child.

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I am slowly uploading my art/drabbles from tumblr/bsky onto AO3.

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Bruce facing his ward whilst dick has a cheeky grin about having caught his guardian with his favorite superhero, Superman. Extortions for ice cream ensue.

Dick had found them in the cave, doing what should've been training. Eager to meet his hero, Dick had surprised them both by breaking up what would've been an intimate moment.

"Is Superman going to be my new dad?" Dick had asked with a knowing smile as he cozied under the protection of Superman's cape.

"No." Came Bruce's immediate reply. Dick was not dissuaded, however, and Superman found himself charmed by the interaction. It wasn't often he got to see Bruce teased like this.

"Can I at least tell the other kids you're dating Superman?" Dick asked, grin no less wider than the first.

"Absolutely not." Bruce responded, slightly flustered.

"What if I told everyone I saw you kissing Superman?"

"Dick." Bruce's voice held an edge of warning which failed to intimidate and instead amused both Dick and Superman.

"Okay, okay! We get ice cream with Superman and I won't tell a soul!" Dick suggested. Bruce glared at the attempt at extortion, but before he could say anything, Superman smirked at Bruce.

"I like ice cream."

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