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High up within the Inferno…
Windforce looks down on the Inphernals, spotting Banhammer playing. The Hammer. She clicks a button, and music starts to play from above. It's a magical music player gifted to them from an unknown source, and it has the power to play any tune world wide.
Banhammer is playing the Hammer. But mysteriously, an odd musical aura erupts from the clouds. All inphernals turn to look, eyes wide in horror. (He’s playing Bad Romance by Lady Gaga)
In the snowy mountains of Blackrock…
Subspace was working on a new Biograft prototype, and all of the sudden, he heard the tunes… He, at first, is used to this. But silently curses the tunes,(The Downfall) just wanting to focus on his work. But, soon after the tunes begin to fade, a worser one begins to fade in. Or should I say, toll in.
Subspace hears a weird vhs tape static, followed by the sound of bells tolling in his head. Every second that passes, the bells get louder. The static worsens. His heart drops. He prays to Illumina that he’s not alone in his experiences. He slowly, and cautiously, stands up from his desk. He tip toes out of the lab (loony toons style), and finds Hyperlaser who looked not at all alarmed by the noises outside just a few minutes prior.
Subspace: “Hyperlaser.. Do you OR DO YOU NOT hear those BELLS tolling outside??”
Hyperlaser: “Subspace. How much Pangcaine have you had this time?”
[FLASHBACK 1989]
Hyperlaser opened the door to Subspace's lab slowly, seeing him sprawled out on the floor. Subspace looks up, and crawls towards Hyperlaser on all fours.
Hyperlaser will never forget.
Soon after the Events simmered down, Hyperlaser and Subspace heard 67 meticulous whacks from the door (rapid. Loud. devious. Sinister... unforgettable).
Subspace: “Hyperlaser…..Whatever you DO!! DON’T. OPEN. THE. DOOR!!!!”
Hyplerlaser: “uhhh It would lowkey be funny tho”
Hyperlaser looks to the door, and to Subspace, then stands up.
He reluctantly reaches for the door handle, the door creaks as he opens it and outside, And What Do You Know.
Its Pangi and Priceham.(Princezam)
Pangi: “Congratulations bro! You followed! Liked! Retweeted! Annndd commented!” Pangi blows a birthday party horn.
Princezam: “I’m so fucking coldd” princezam says quietly to pangi.
Hyperlaser: He lets out a somewhat emotional sigh. It sounds like he’s been holding it in since the beginning of his profession. “This must be it”
Pangi: “Great! I just need you too sign-”
Hyper: He scoffs “No. No no no. He must have taken me with him, this is my special place in hell isn’t it? Who knew The Devil was so colorful.”
🏳️🌈
Princezam: “Are you calling me querrious... I mean like I am but what lol.”
Pangi: “Takes one to know one!”
Princezam looks at pangi.
Pangi: “UHHhhh I mean Why are you calling us devils bro?? I’m just here with that pangcaine you commented for?
Hyperlaser slowly and almost tiredly turns back to subspace
Hyper: “I’m taking all my vacation days this week. You're on your own.”
Subspace: “What. HYPER. YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEIR GOING TO JUMP ME PL-”
Hyperlaser walks out of the lab and subpace thinks in his head “There is probablyy a 50% chance(what) I will not see him again”
Pangi: “Soo… Whos pangcaine is this then? What??”
Princezam: “I’m SO CONFUSED BRO also why are they bald”
Barber Jason from Forsaken: “My bad.”
Everyone: “Who the fuck are you”
Barber Jason from Forsaken: “I’m Barber Jason from Forsaken. I have a machete and im gonan kill you”
Princezam: “Wait this guy looks like the type of guy to get absolutely crazy off the pangcaine this has got to be him”
Subspace runs to the door “ITS MINE. I COMMENTED!! PANGI!!!”
Pangi: “Wait who goes by medkitw1lld1eand1tw1llb3allmyfault37299 on twitter?”
Barber Jason from Forsaken: “That username would not realistically work on an-”
Everyone: “shut up bro!”
Subspace shoves his inpheriphone to pangi showing the account belongs to him
Pangi: “No no. THIS GUY I know factually gets circumstantially beastly off the pangcaine Zam. I mean Look at him he went so nuts that he lost an eye and is like. Totally rotting”
Princezam: “Today! On the lifesteal SMP we met Subspace T. Mine from the niche indie game Phighting on Roblox. Will he be able to keep his cool while getting downright vicious with the pangcaine? OR Will me and Mapicc be able to defeat the no communication final boss FIRST.”
You, The Viewer: “NO BRO WHAT!”
[END OF FLASHBACK. CURRENT DAY. 2018.]
Subspace: He groans in annoyance. “...I DIDNT PHUCKING HAVE ANY PANGCAINE THIS TIME HYPERLASER.!!”
Hyperlaser: “Are you Sure.”
Within The Recently Constructed Bunker…
Subspace has been consumed by paranoia after the bells snuck into his mind- plaguing his everyday life, he temporarily peeked his head out to scan his surroundings, and saw a disturbingly familiar face greeting him from the outside.
Branch…Trolls…2016.
Branch extended a helping hand out to the inphernal.
Branch: “Relax My Friend.”
Subspace: “Why does your fur look like an icecream Cone”
Branch: “You need not worry about such trivial matters.” he deviously giggled a little bit. He said this in a mildly threatening tone.
Subspace, with great hesitation, allowed Branch into his secret bunker. Branch let himself in, exploring the premise.
Branch: “Come. Sit down. Let us talk.”
Subspace nodded, gesturing to a table. He sat himself down and Branch followed. Ominously, Branch looked up.
Branch: “I Only have one thing I must tell you before I depart from this mortal realm.”
Subspace: “What..What is it??”
Branch grinned, but it was short lived. He slowly sighed.
Branch: “..Pride goes before destruction, Subspace Tripmine. And it will be yours.”
With a final nod, Branch faded away. Subspace threw his head around, the silence That Followed disturbing.
