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Part 1 of Chat Fics
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Published:
2025-11-03
Updated:
2025-11-07
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8/?
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last to leave vc wins 5,000 ii yaois

Summary:

worst chatfic ever

Chapter 1: HELP ME

Chapter Text

ii numbr ONE FAN!!: hi
Im an ii fan and this si mt groupchat . 👀

himejo: yay! :D
?
Why Is Jack Here.

ii numbr ONE FAN!!: shhh
Quit littl suitcase… shhshhhh…

himejo: ?

ii number one hater.: Oh.
EWWWW
Ew
Ew

ii numbr ONE FAN!!: …
Oh..
Thats..
Ii number one… what..?

ii number one hater.: number one HATER
Fuck that show bro 😂

Nickle: wait.. I agree..?

ii numbr ONE FAN!!: WHAT!!!
GEEETOUT FO THEREE
IHQTEOUYU

Oh jay: Would you guys cut it out.

ii numbr ONE FAN!!: okay…sorry… 💔

Oh jay: It’s fine.

Loyal: Hi.

Pay per: 😀!
Fan.
FAN SPEAK TO ME.
FAN
FAAAN 🙂

ii numbr ONE FAN!!: im just including everyone SHUTHTIPPP
God forbud a girl do anything

Pay per: glplplfg
Gulp!
Heh!

Loyal: What?

Oh jay: Hi metag!

Loyal: Hello, Orange Juice.

Poppy ^_^: boo!

Pay per: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
W@AAHHH
WAAAHAHWHAHSHHH

Poppy ^_^: oh trorry!

Pay per: it is
okAY!
I amstill getting USED TO YOU guys !
HaHAAH!!!!

ii numbr ONE FAN!!:


Okay…

Chapter 2: The OJ Suicide Situation

Summary:

oj is NOT killing himself guys 🥹

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Oh jay: Rise and shine, beautiful day!

Nickle: not amymor
Sybau 🥀

Oh jay: ???
Excuse me???????

Nickle: stupid lookin ass juice

Oh jay: And I did WHAT to deserve this.

Nickle: piss me off

Oh jay: LITERALLY HOW

Nickle: I dont like.
Gay.

Oh jay: Whattt… about Balloon…

Nickle: SHUT UPPPPPPP!!!!

Oh jay: HAH!!

Loyal: Hello.

Nickle: 😭😭😭
WTFTFFTFTFWTAWTTFWTWTF

Oh jay: Hi metag :)

Loyal: Hello, Orange Juice. Again.

Oh jay: How is your day going!

Loyal: Fine.

Oh jay: Thats amazing!

Nickle: computer enhance image
Is this gay?
Jarvis. Prepare the gaydar

Oh jay: WHAT!!! Does that mean

Chudloon: hi 👀

Nickle: HI BALLOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chudloon: HI NICKEL!

Oh jay: Alright……
But im gay for asking how metag is doing…

Nickle: yes.
Because i hate you.

Oh jay: WHAT THE FUCK??????
Sorry.
What the heck.

Nickle: man im dead 😂😂😂

Oh jay: I Can’t Take It Anymore.

Nickle: 👀

Oh jay: I AM NOT GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

Nickle: what do i even live for.

Chudloon: to like, subscribe, and hit that bell!

Nickle: inspiring!

Vile vial: Golly! Why are we telling OJ to kill himself?

Nickle: I did NOT.

Oh jay: you implied it.

Nickle: i DID NOT!!!!
PUTTING WORDS IN MY EMOJIS!!!

Vile vial: Nickel, do not tell OJ to kill himself!
You could’ve done that when Mephone could revive us.

Oh jay: ???
Im getting VERY mixxed signals.

Vile vial: I am neutral on the OJ suicide situation.

Nickle: i support the OJ suicide situation!

Chudloon: …???
I dont supportit???

Oh jay: THANK YOU BALLOON!! <3

Chudloon: <3!!!

Nickle: What the fuck.

Pay per: What the fuck.

Chudloon: what……..

Nickle: BACK OFF OJ…
Hes not taken but back off.. U dont wanna see me angry.. 🙄

Oh jay: ?

Pay per: yeah balloon oj is taken!!
Unlike some people.

Chudloon: GOD FROBID ILIKE MY FIREND????

Oh jay: kjhgfdsavvxc

Nickle: i cant believe it balloon is cheating on me with oj and oj is cheating on paper with balloon.

Chudloon: WE ARE NOT DATING HOW COULD I BE CHEAITNG ON YOU. I DO NOT WANT. OJ.!!!!

Pay per: fuck my stupid paper lfie

Poppy ^_^: HELLO :D!

Pay per: ggylp.

Oh jay: Hi poppy!!

Poppy ^_^: HELLO OJ!!!!

Nickle: and oj just keeps cheating

Pay per: shame on you oj…

Nickle: cant believe it

Chudloon: i.

Poppy ^_^: what? :D

Oh jay: DUDE.
Poppy don’t even.
Nickel is being stupid and paper is going along with it and i dont know why.

Poppy ^_^: Why
Guys what did OJ do…

Nickle: he stole balloon form me and cheated on paper 3 times

Oh jay: I FUCKING DIDNT

Pay per: he did…

Oh jay: WHAT THE FUCK

Poppy ^_^: oh!
OJ why are you written by vivziepop?
Also odnt cheat on people…
That sbad.. Dont you knowe…

Oh jay: dude.
I dont evencar eanymore man
Goodbye world

Nickle: pelase tell me he killed himself PLEASE

Vile Vial: Maybe tell me if he killed himself.

Chudloon: ?!?!?!!?
STOP HOPING HE KILLED HIMSELF

Pay per: i also support oj suicide propoganda.
I am supporting it out of love!

Chudloon: how doesthat evne.
Ok.
Sure!!!!
I am also lweavign now.

Nickle: i cannot believe theyre going to make out

Pay per: wow…

Ii number one hater.: 👀
Those stupid gays i hate arent togehter anymore 👀

Pay per: I AM NOT BREAKING UP WITH OJ!!!!

Ii number one hater.: FUUUUCKKKKKK
IM SICK AND TIRED.

Poppy ^_^: Its okay paper! I don’t think you are going to break up with OJ :)!!!

Pay per: gulp.
Heh.
Uh.
Gulp 😣😅
Awsomse poppy i am so relieved you dontdoubt mine and ojs rleaiotnsiph.
Heh!. 😅

Nickle: i cant believe paper is scared of women.
WEll.
I can believe it. Actually.

Pay per: i am NOT scared of women!
I am scared of.
Gulp.

Poppy ^_^: :(.
Paper i am NOT that corn guy you all think i spawned from!!

Pay per: I KNOWWWW.
Let a boy be truamatized

Poppy ^_^: sorry!

Nickle: ts killing me

The masses: more like. Ts killing test tube 😂

Comedy GOLD!!: IG ET IT!! BECUAS EOYU ALMOS TKILLED TEST TUBE!!!

Vile vial: Oh.

Nickle: mor elike ts killing jack. Because i hate you.

The masses: i literally didnt do anthing to you ever shut up hsut up shut up
Stupid grey thang

Nickle: and now im catching strays.

Pay per: hurts doesnt it.

Nickle: hurts baaaad

ii numbr ONE FAN!!: 👀
Where ar emy like 5 contestants in this gc at 👀
Who up on the challenge grind 👀
Who up on.
Th
Its challenge time.

The masses: I HATE MY LIFE

ii numbr ONE FAN!!: and i hate YOU!!! Funny how that works huh jack!!!

The masses: dude… fuck…

Notes:

writing everyone wanting oj to kill himself is very funny as someone who kins oj sooo bad.

Chapter 3: something about 9/11

Notes:

I love headcanoning characters as diabetic one of my partners is diabetic #bless

Chapter Text

9/11 airplane hijacker: I HIJACKED THE GORUPCHST!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Basebo: what the fuck
😭

9/11 airplane hijacker: SHUT UP STUPID BASEBALL!!!!
FATTY!!!

Basebo: Oh.
I AM NOT FATTTT SHUT THE HELL UP YANG DIRTY ASS BTIHCI AHT YOUUU

9/11 airplane hijacker: and your mom loves me! HAHA!

Basebo: we do not have parents.

9/11 airplane hijacker: whos we 😂

Basebo: ?!!?!??!!?
WHY DOYOU HAVE PARENT SAND NOt m
Oh
Stupid system.

9/11 airplane: AAAND BASEBALL HATES PEOPLE WITH DID
Yin clip that

D1 hydrater: no
Do it yourself >:(

9/11 airplane hijacker: IAHTEOYU I AHTE YOU I AHTE YOU STUPID PUDDING BOY

D1 hydrater: okay! Sorry ! clipped!or whatever
Im like a slave in this house.

9/11 airplane hijacker: YOU ARE!!! HAHAAAAHAAH

Basebo: okay cool so yangs bringing back slavery.
We are just letting this happen?
Okay. cool. Thought so.

Oww owwiee: We are bringing What back.

Basebo: yang is bringing back slavery

Oww owwiee: ?????
Yang i expected better
No i didnt im lying right now actually

9/11 airplane hijacker: SHUT UP STUPID KNIFE!!

Oww owwiee: wtf
Fan.. ban this chud! 😂

ii numbr ONE FAN!!: i dont wannaaaaa
I can mute himmm 🤤

Oww owwiee: yup ok good enough
Yeah man

ii numbr ONE FAN!!: awsom!

Oh jay: okay guys now dont freakout but i went to go check on balloon ebcause i do that sometimes dont even ask why it doesnt even matter but nickel is taking a fucking nap on him

Chudloon: shhhhh…sshuut up…

Himejo: What.
BALLOOON 😭 YOY CAN DO SO MUCH BETTERRR

Chudloon: AW COME ON!!
HES JUST TAKING A NAP STOP IT

Himejo: tell it to the JUDGEEE

Chudloon: arent you the judge

Himejo: oh
Hey!
Im the judge!
I sentence you to 5 years no nickel!

Chudloon: This is why we lost the twin towers, Suitcase.

Himejo: ???? what could that possibly mean

Oh jay: i sentence him to death. For stealing my boyfriend.

Chudloon: i think i support the oj suicide situaiton now.

Oh jay: I Support Balloons Execution.

Chudloon: whatveebr….

Vile vial: OJ, do you have any glucose tablets left?

Oh jay: Oh!! How many do you need

Vile vial: 2 should be fine.

Oh jay: yes yes! Okay.

Vile vial: Thank you, OJ!

Oh jay: youre welcome test tube!
You are so lucky you arent the only diabetic here

Vile vial: Indeed…

Chudloon: ????
You guys are diabetic??

Oh jay: you.. Didnt know?

Chudloon: was i supposed to.

Oh jay: uh
Actually
Nevermind
I dont know

Comedy GOLD!!: diabetic 👀
IM DIABETIC 👀

Chudloon: you look diabetci

Comedy GOLD!!: WHAT DOS THA TMEANN ☹️💔

Chudloon: solve.. My riddles.

Oh jay: we know you are cheesy.

Comedy GOLD!!: #BLESSEDDD!!!

Oh jay: You are killing me.

Comedy GOLD!!: ITIHNK I KNOW SOME PEOPLE THT WOULD LIKE THATTT HAHAAAA

Oh jay: I can name 2 and a half.

Chudloon: ??
Half

Oh jay: Test tube is neutral on my suicide situation.

Chudloon: oh yeha

Chapter 4: cammy screentime. WHAT!!!

Summary:

this is short because I genuinely don't know what to write for an interaction between poppy and cammy. I'm sorry cammy I lvoe you dearly

Chapter Text

Loyal: Hello.

Poppy ^_^: HI METAG!

Loyal: Hello, Poppy.
How are you feeling today?

Poppy ^_^: I AM FEELING AMAZING!

Loyal: That is good.

Poppy ^_^: and how arw YOUUU feeling today metag??? :))

Loyal: I am not feeling anything.

Poppy ^_^: ummmm
Awsom maybe :))!!!

Loyal: If you say so.

Poppy ^_^: ggghhh
ttTHIS IS LIKE TALKING TO A WALL!!!!!
I WOULD KNOW!

Loyal: You are calling me a wall?

Poppy ^_^: NO! I AM NOT!!!!

Loyal: I do not get it.

Poppy ^_^: there is NOTHING TO GET METAG!!!!

Loyal: Okay.

Poppy ^_^: :(((
WHY IS NO ONE ON!!!!
I AM SO BORED! :(

blesss: i am on :3. I am just lurking

Poppy ^_^: HI CAMMY!!

blesss: hello poppyyyyy!

Poppy ^_^: how are YOUUU doing today..!!!

blesss: i am doing amazing! Another joyous day of life thanks to mephone4 :3

Poppy ^_^: hooray!!!

blesss: are u doing okay today

Poppy ^_^: yes but i am so bored because metag is very hard to talk to!

blesss: i think tahts cuz metag isnr a talking guy

Poppy ^_^: yes but i still like talking to him!

blesss: awsom sauce!

Poppy ^_^: yes :D!

blesss: it is prayer time! Would you want 2 com pray to mephone4 with mee..

Poppy ^_^: hmmmhmmmm!!
Ok sure!! ^3^

blesss: YESSSS

Chapter 5: curse of 1000 bees

Summary:

I have a goal of 900+ words per chapter now... I started this to make chapters when I'm bored during school but my school is REALLY boring so I'm just gonna lock the fuck in on this

Chapter Text

Vile vial: …

I think OJ broke his leg.

Just a hunch.

 

Nickle: NO WAY

NO WYA NO WY NOO WAY

TEST TUBE ARE YOU JOSHING ME

 

Vile vial: No..

 

Nickle:

 

Vile vial: How long have you had that.. 😭

 

Nickle: i am always preparwed for oj to be gunned down!

 

Vile vial: I am sometimes prepared for OJ to be gunned down.

 

D1 hydrater: ??

What

Ojs dead?

 

Nickle: no..

I wish… heh..

 

D1 hydrater: oh

Mannnnn 😕 i owe yang 20 dollars…

 

Nickle: ???how does that work.

Ok

Ykw

I odnt car

 

Basebo: im just gonna speak for everyone

We dont think the oj suicide sitation jokes are funny anymore theyre old now

 

Nickle: THEYA RE LIKE A WEEK OLD?!!??!

 

Basebo: and in that week they stopped being funny

 

Nickle: baseball: i hate you nickel you arent funny

Me: what the fuck why would you say that to me.

 

Basebo: SOTP SPEAKING FOR ME????

 

Nickle: i cant beleive you would say you hate me and im not funny.

 

Basebo: I DID NOT SAY THIS?!?!?!?!!?

 

Nickle: it hurts man. It hurts bad.

 

Basebo: IAHTE MY LIFEE 🪫🥀💔

 

Nickle: hahaaaa

Haahaaaaaahaahaaa

Bro hates his life

 

Vile vial: Woah! Hey, I draw the line at hating on my boyfriend. Only I can do that.

 

Nickle: …

Whart…

Baseball.. Do yoy have something to tell me….

 

Basebo: ? 

You didnt know.???

 

Nickle: WAS I SUPPOSED TO?!?!?!?!?!

Basebo: i dont know

 

Nickle: im gonna hang myself i think

TEST TUBE BACK OFF MYY BEST FRIEND

 

Vile vial: No?

 

Nickle: test tube: no nickel fuck off and die

Me: oh… thats.. Thats test tube… thats test tube telling me to fuck off and die..

 

Vile vial: I did not say this.

I did not say that.

Words are being put in my mouth.

 

Nickle: I can’t believe you guys are ganging up on lil ol me.

 

Basebo: WE ARE NOT.

 

Nickle: sighhh…

The masses hate me…

 

The masses: what

 

Nickle: not you jack get out of here ew ewe w

 

The masses: WHAT THE HELL

FUCK YOU NICKEL
HATE YOUR DIRTY ASS ANYWAY.

 

Nickle: woww.

Everyone is turning against me.

 

The masses: yeah.

Whens the nickel execution situation.

 

Nickle: NEVER!?!?!

FUCK OFF

 

Vile vial: Right now! Maybe. I don’t know, I'm neutral on the Nickel execution situation.

 

The masses: yes right now ok

 

Nickle: dude.

Dude….

 

Oh jay: whats happening?

Oh.

Were killing nickel. Yes dude…

 

Nickle: DUDE.

Your hotel is going to be the second gfucking tower. Again.

 

Oh jay: no

 

Nickle: yes

 

Oh jay: no means no nickel!

 

Nickle: …

rghdfkjfdkjdfhkJHWSHAHHHH AHHH AHH
IAHHTEOYUU
I HATE ALL OF YOU

 

Oh jay: thank god.

 

Nickle: wowwwwowow

Wowwww.

I am so hurt.

 

Oh jay: 😂

 

The masses: your gonna be real hurt when im done

 

Nickle: ?

Thanks but im not gay

 

The masses: 😟
What…

 

Oh jay: Oh!

 

The masses: nickel i dont fw u like that

Or at all

Nickel i dont fw you.

 

Nickle: i dont fw u either ho 😂

 

The masses: woah hey its only okay when i do it

This is why your being executed

 

Nickle: sigh.

 

Basebo: we (yes we) are sick and tired of the death situations these jokes arent funny anymore

 

Oh jay: who is we 😂

Basebo: wouldnt you like to know.

 

Oh jay: no i wouldnt not really

 

Basebo: whatever bruh

 

Pay per: id like to share i just foundf like 3 bananas on th efloor i think thats pretty cool

 

Basebo: ???

Can i have one

 

Pay per: no i think you eat enough.

 

Basebo: ?@!?!?!?!!?!?

 

Oh jay: awesome paper!

 

Pay per: do you want a banana oj

 

Oh jay: sure!

 

Basebo: OH BUT WHEN I ASK.

 

Pay per: you could eat a little less.

 

Basebo: WHAAT THE HELL.

 

Pay per: 🤷

Basebo: fml

Nickle: heh can… little ol me have a banana…

 

Pay per: HELL no 😭

 

Nickle: dudeeeeee

 

Pay per: my bananas arnt for faggots.

 

Nickle: ????????
YOU.

.

sdhuoHEKHJDGSHKJGDSHKJSDHDGSJK

IFJ

Vfv 

Vcx

.,m

Ok.

Okay

Okay.

Alright.

ALRIGHT!!!

IMLESINVGNGGG

 

Pay per: me when i cant have a banana or something

 

Oh jay: 😟

 

The masses: 😟

 

Pay per: sybau jack 😂

 

The masses: Damn.

 

Himejo: BOO!

Im back form the hospital

 

Pay per: Why wwere you at the hospital??

 

Himejo: wheelchair broke

 

Oh jay: WHAT

 

The masses: haha

 

Pay per: OH???

ARE YOU OKAUY

 

Himejo: yes!

Jack shut up.

But yes im fine :)! 

 

Pay per: thank gooooooooood. 😮‍💨

Dont die girl <3

 

Himejo: i wont! <33 

 

Oh jay: 🙂.

 

Himejo: i am not stealing your boyfriend oj.

She is my friend im allowed to love her??

 

Oh jay: Sigh… i guess theres enough paper to go around..

 

Pay per: 😭

 

Himejo: yeah cuz shes my boyfriend next.

 

Oh jay: there is not enough paper to go around actually.

 

Pay per: THERE IS ENOUGH OF ME TO GO AROUND PLATONICALLY SHUT UP OJJJJJ

 

Oh jay: sighh… always replacing me…

 

Himejo: IJBOL

 

Poppy ^_^: im back :3

Paper is there room 4 ME!!!

 

Pay per: gulp.

Yes u are also my friend. Ggyluppp

 

Poppy ^_^: HOORAY!!!! PAPER SUITCASE POPPY WORLD DOMINATION

 

Himejo: yes! :D 

 

Pay per: ,:) 

 

Poppy ^_^: ok cammy is dragging me around placessAH OK GOODBYE!!!

 

Himejo: BYE POPPY!

Pay per: bye poppy!

 

Oh jay: when did poppy and cammy start hanging out

 

Pay per: SOMEONE doesnt stalk the gc.

Cammy asked poppy to pray with them now poppy is cammys bff by doing that

And i think cammys codependent

 

Oh jay: ah.

I see

 

Himejo: ???

Is.. cammy converting poppy what

 

Pay per: I dont know! I dont think so

 

Himejo: they better not be ill beat their ass

No i wont

Ill make jack beat their ass 😂

 

Pay per: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 6: 9/11 was bad.

Summary:

800 words DAMNITTT

Chapter Text

SLOP GC - 6:57 pm

 

Oww owwiee: can we fucking bring back schools.

Some of you. Not naming any names. Are REALLY stupid.

 

Blesss: i wonder who he could possibly be talking about!

 

Oww owwiee: YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT.

 

Lucky ass: is it.. Meee.. :)?

Oww owwiee: Yes.

 

Lucky ass: what a lucky guess!

 

Oh jay: ???

 

Oww owwiee: Clover is so fucking dumb he actually doesnt know a thing.

 

Lucky ass: i dont NEEDDDD to know anything..!!!

 

Oww owwiee: YES YOU DO.

 

Oh jay: Clover..

I think we need to send you to school.

 

Lucky ass: aw okaaayyy!!!!

 

The masses: why are we making schools

 

Oh jay: clover doesnt know a thing about anything

 

The masses: i can tell.

 

Lucky ass: :(( 

 

The masses: dont give me that.

 

Lucky ass: :((((( 

 

The masses: cut it out.

 

Himejo: what the

We are not making a school

We are all adults we do not need a school

Oj were you genuenly considering that?

 

Oh jay: only a little

 

Himejo: we just dont need schools.

If were gonna be on the topic of stuff we need i could write an essay oj.

 

Oh jay: okay… so no schools…

 

Lucky ass: :) 

 

Himejo: no schools.



DMS - himejo & oh jay

Himejo: We do not need schools, we need to put people in jobs they actually like, oj.

Clover is just like that, she isnt stupid, she doesnt need to go to school, she is a grown woman.

If you wanna put people where they need to be then put people in jobs they actually like doing or know how to do.

 

Oh jay: I wasnt actually wanting to make schools!

I think it was a fun idea, yeah, but i mean we dont need a school.

 

Himejo: I cant believe youre humoring jack of all people.

 

Oh jay: …okay

Stupid idea to humor a guy who tired to kill someone right.

 

SLOP GC - 7:02 PM
Oh jay: suitcase is verbally abusive

 

Himejo: I AM NOT ABUSING YOU I WAS TALKING TO YOUUUU

 

Chudloon: suitcase dont verbally abusive oj what the hay

 

Himejo: IM NOT

 

Chudloon: okay!

Oj stop framing suitcase for abuse

 

Oh jay: whateverrr.

 

Chudloon: awesome sauce

 

Himejo: i just noticed

WHERE has fan been??

 

Oh jay: hospital

Himejo: WWHAT????

Oh jay: they got sick again

 

Himejo: no one told me she was DYING

 

Oh jay: FAN IS NOT DYING

 

Himejo: yes she is im never gonna see him again this is world ending

 

Oh jay: it is not that serious 

 

Himejo: everything is that serious.

 

Oh jay: damn lesbians

 

Himejo: ?!?!?!?!!??!?!!?!?

LESBOPHOBE

 

Oh jay: I AM NOT

I love women who love women ill have you know i am techniclly one of those

 

Himejo: oh yeah

Dont care you hate lesbians!!!!!

 

Oh jay: okay….

whatrever…

 

Omga: OJ HATEZ LEZBIANZ????

 

Himejo: yeah

When did you get here

 

Omga: i waz visiting fan and azked him to add me ^_^!

 

Himejo: oh

Anyway yeah oj hates lesbians

 

Oh jay: NO I DO NOT.

 

Omga: itz okay oj the lezbianz forgive u

 

Oh jay: i dont forgive one specific lesbian. its name starts with s

 

Himejo: boy i wonder

 

Omga: thiz iz a tragedy…

 

Chudloon: @nickle LETS KISS

Nickle: but.. We cant.. Its against the fire nations rules…

 

Chudloon: the what.

 

Oh jay: ????

 

Himejo: HE:LLOOO?

 

Omga: congratz on the. Gay!

 

Nickle: no no no no no no no no no

Not gay no no no no no no no

IM STRAIGHTTT

 

Chudloon: uh.

 

Himejo: ?

 

Oh jay: i feel like we have this same conversation every 2 days

 

Nickle: yeah because you guys wont get off my DICKKK

 

Omga: only one perzon iz on your dick nickel…

 

Nickle: yeah. Ur mom 😂

 

Omga: oh.. Thatz…

 

DMS - chudloon & himejo

Himejo: are you good?

 

Chudloon: yes!

 

Himejo: are you sure?

You can talk to me ^_^..!!!

 

Chudloon: idk its nothing really suitcase dont worry!!

Just a little uncomfortable with. It being seen as gay when i joke around with nickel.

Obviously im not like homophobic idk i just uh

 

Himejo: ?

 

Chudloon: idk that immplaies tha like were both boys andidk i think icont like beincalled a boy evrymcuhand cjUHHMMGMG WHO SAID THAT

 

Himejo: you dont like being called a boy?

 

Chudloon: pls dont tell anyone!!iveonyl told nickel.andoyu

 

Himejo: thats fine balloon im literally transmasc lol!!

 

Chudloon: sighhhh.gghhghgh.

Ok

:) 

Thank you for listening suitcase

 

Himejo: of course 🥹💛

you can always talk to meee

 

SLOP GC - 7:20 pm

Omga: yeah zo thatz what i think happened during 9/11

 

Nickle: intriguing..

 

Himejo: i left to talk to balloon for a few minutes what the hell are you guys talking about

 

Nickle: lightbulbs 9/11 theories.

 

Himejo: huh.
Cool..?

Omga: do you want to hear about it

Himejo: no not really

Omga: AW!!! Okay :( 

 

Himejo: maybe later…??

 

Omga: HECK YESSSS ^_^

Chapter 7: honorary Christmas thing too soon

Summary:

I really don't know what to write please give me ideas.

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Omga: can yew believe it guyz!!
Chriztmaz!! Juzt a week away :D!!!

Paintay: Its.. still november..???

Omga: and thatz cloze enough!!!!

Paintay: sure…

Lucky ass: yay~!!
Christmas so sooooon!!

Omga: YEZ!!!
ZO EXCITD :3!!!!!

Lucky ass: yay me toooooo!!

Poppy ^_^: wuts christmas? :)

Omga: D:
U dont know wut chriztmaz iz..??

Poppy ^_^: i dont think i do!

Omga: itz the best holiday ever where u get a ton of prezentz and get to drink hot cocoa and eat cookiez!!

Poppy ^_^: OOOH!!
That sounds.. So awesome!!

Omga: IT IZ!! I LAUV IT!!

Lucky ass: yess i love to spend time with all my friends ^3^!

Chapter 8: ok..

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