Archive of Our Own ^beta

01.

John: Is he always like this?

Mycroft: Unfortunately, since childhood.

Sherlock (pushing a café door with a “pull” on it): I never listen to anyone’s arrangement, including my brother’s.

02.

John: What does Sherlock mean to you?

Mycroft: He’s the reason I get up everyday.

John: You do have a good relationship.

Memory

Sherlock (playing the violin like sawing the wood at 5 A.M.): Get up get up get up get up get up get up!

03.

Mycroft: (just entering the room)

Sherlock: (It’s him, the man I love most. He’s the best and I’m willing to pick the stars for him. I should greet him nicely to let him know how much I love him.)

Sherlock: What the hell are you doing?

04.

During childhood

Sherlock: Mycroft choked! I want to dial 999 but the button isn’t working!

Eurus: Turn the phone upside down and press 6！

Sherlock: Genius!

Mycroft (just took a breath): Hold on. What are you doing?

05.

When Sherlock is in trouble

Mycroft: I have a bad feeling.

Sherlock: What do you mean?

Mycroft: Have you ever heard echoes in your mind saying that you’ll be in trouble?

Sherlock: Nope.

Mycroft: And that’s a trouble.

06.

Sherlock: Give me a cigarette.

Mycroft: Sherlock, we’re having breakfast.

Sherlock: And a piece of roast bread. Satisfied?

07.

When things get tough

Sherlock: Every time this happens I really hope that I listened to my brother.

John: What did he say?

Sherlock: No idea. I said I didn’t listen to him.

08.

During childhood

Sherlock: You read my diary again, didn’t you?

Mycroft: Why you say so?

Sherlock: You’ve corrected all my spelling mistakes.

09.

Mycroft: I’ll leave for a month on business so I leave notes filled with suggestions.

Mycroft: For instance, “Sherlock, stop doing this. ” almost works for everything.

10.

Sherlock: Mycroft is a control freak. I think he’s always watching me.

Mycroft: (from the monitor on the shelf) No, I’m not.

11.

Sherlock: I’m a calm and peaceful person.

John: Yesterday you threw a chair to your brother.

Sherlock: That was a calm and peaceful acceptance of not throwing a table at him.

12.

Sherlock: (narrowing his eyes) Is there a stain on your shirt cuff?

Mycroft: Do you know that your tie crooked?

The priest: Are you going to say vows or not?

13.

Sherlock: (some obscure yet incisive satire)

Mycroft: (more obscure yet incisive satire)

Greg: Should we……leave?

John: No. I’d like to know who wins.

14.

Sherlock: (shouting at Mycroft) Hope you fall off the car!

Mom: Come on, today is Christmas and please talk to your brother politely.

Sherlock: Hope you fall off the reindeer!

15.

Mycroft: I hope you can admit your mistake.

Sherlock: (stirring the coffee) Maybe I prefer adding salt.

16.

Anthea: (to Mycroft) I’ve sorted messages to you into three types.

Anthea: “From Sherlock”, “Death threat letters” and “Death threat letters from Sherlock”.

17.

Sherlock: Would you like a cup of coffee?

Mycroft: That would be great.

Sherlock: Fine, get me one as well.

18.

Mycroft: Raising Sherlock and raising a cat essentially has no big differences. He rarely comes when I call. His eyes glitter in the dark. And sometimes he brings me dead bodies of human or animal.

19.

Mycroft: Do you have to attack me with harsh words?

Sherlock: So you prefer stones?

20.

Sherlock & John: (being in prison for some unexpected situations when investing a case)

John: So to whom should we call?

Sherlock: My brother, if I have to. But I’d rather stay in the prison.