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“Ever wanted to go to a tropical resort far away from all responsibilities. Free from all of the stress of everyday life including the toilet?”
“Well 16 men will be competing to keep that privilege as long as possible at the padded paradise resort”
“I'm Wade Wilson your handsome diapered host” he squatted down wide legged he grunts to loudly as a wet crackle sounds out along with the crinkle of his diaper. The bulge under his suit grows more as he sighs in relief “I know what my audience wants” He winks
“The padded paradise resort is the perfect tropical getaway,Large comfortable rooms, warm sunny beaches, and fully stocked gourmet kitchen! With other luxuries like a gym, a spa and a lovely deck with a hot tub, pool and bar!”
“Then of course this place wouldn't truly be a paradise if you had toilets so we don't! We have a full stock of diapers to wear! And of course comfortable state of the art changing tables” he sniffs “speaking of I need a fresh diaper”
“But of course there's a catch not everyone will get to stay here all five months this is a competition 16 men will compete in two teams of navigating challenges and social dynamics in their team in hopes to stay on their pampered vacation long enough to win 1 million dollars, and of course a lifetime supply of diapers! Thanks for the sponsor Pampers” he winks again “so welcome to diaper island!”
“Let's meet our future diaper boys!” a yacht pulls up to the dock of the island “First is my favorite contestant don't tell the others Peter Parker” The first contestant to walk out was a young man with a slim but toned build, chestnut brown hair and blue eyes. He look around with a smile before jolting in surprise upon his eyes landing on the host “Wade!? Of course, I should've known you would be apart of this” he rolled his eyes “Hi Petey you bring your Spidey suit?” Peter just scoffed and walked past him
“Someone who didn't give us his secret Identity but we all know it, Batman!” Wade gestures to the yacht but no one came out “What do you know” A harsh gravely voice asked in Wade's ear but he didn't miss a beat “I know a lot things about a lot of things Bats want to be more specific?” Batman walked around Wade inspecting him before nodding “You're peeing your diaper” is all he said before walking away. Wade raised an eyebrow but realized that he was in fact currently pissing him “Great detective work Bats!”
“Next is the moodist vampire put to screen, Edward Cullen” A pale man with short brown hair walked out as soon as the sun hit him he began to sparkle. “Welcome to the island sparkle pants, you look good without that terrible blue filter” He scoffed “Please don't open your mouth if you have nothing important to say” Wade laughed as he walked passed him “Oooooooo your not gonna last long” he smirked behind his mask. Edward stood next to Batman where the both coldly side-eye each other coldly before staring back at the yacht and Peter just awkwardly laughs at the intense aura
“Well are next contestant must have a fetish because he definitely doesn't need the money Tony Stark!” Before the man walk out two camera drones fly out to take dynamic pictures of him as the older man walks out “Hello Mr Willson” Wade shakes his head “never call me that again” he chuckles “Okay then Wade” He walked off to the other boys “Mr Stark! I can't believe you're here!” Tony chuckles and pats his head “Call me Tony kid we're on vacation” Peter beamed at the response
“Speaking of avengers, how about the first one? America's ass Steve Rodgers!” The buff blonde himbo blushed and rubbed the back of his neck “Uhhhh is that really the nickname we're going with?” Wade laughs “yep and I can't wait to see it in a diaper” “What?” “Nothing big boy” Wade smacks his ass to hurry him along “Hey Steve” Tony sais with his flirtatious smirk “Hey Mr Rogers I'm Peter I'm a big fan” Peter bounced on his toes excited “Nice to meet you officially Tony talks about you a lot”
The next person to come out before Wade could introduce him was Bucky his intense aura pouring out he looks more intimidating then he really was “And this is are secret soft boy with one arm Bucky Barnes” he ignored Wade and walked to Steve. Tony scoffs and crosses his arms with a sigh
“Let's introduce another mighty Avenger Thor!” Thor walked out with a jolly smile dragging along his brother Loki “And don't forget my brother!” Loki sighs “This is bound to be one of the worse experiences in my long life” Wade chuckles “Oh I can't spoil how much fun you'll have but I bet you willllllll” Thor goes over and hugs Steve and Tony “My comrades!” Edward backs up clearly uncomfortable from all them knowing each other
“Well might as well round out the rest of the marvel characters with my best buddy! LOGAN!” He walks out his classic grumpy face. With one sniff he pushes Wade away “Change that diaper Wade” Wade chuckles before hugging him away “Nope!” he groans and stabs him with his claws before kicking him away and walked to the rest of the cast “Same old wolvie~” he jumps up and dust himself off as his wound heals up
“So next is a werewolf…kinda you read the books Jacob black!” Edward looks up with anger burning behind his eyes the only time his face showed any other emotion. Jacob stared him down before throwing his bag at him like a basketball chest check “Kinda intense” Peter said under his breath. Tony and Bucky side-eye each other “Save it you two” Wade told the vampire and werewolf “at least until everyone is off the boat”
“Let's not pretend these next three boys aren't a trio! Sam & Dean Winchester and Castiel!” Sam walks out taking a deep breath of the ocean breeze before Dean walks off with a confident smirk then Castiel with a curious look smiling as a bee goes by “Dean I think I'm gonna like it here” Castiel told his friend and Dean just chuckles “Of course all it took was a bee” he said with a stupid lovestruck smile “Dean” Sam scolded causing Dean to blush “What!?” Sam darts his eyes to Edward and Jacob death staring each other “Twilight over their is pretty pale here” Wade ran up with an awkward chuckle “Hey hey no murdering other contestants get along got it” Dean jolts back and nods
“Well time for the next contestant, another sweet and heroic himbo but this time from the rival comic company Superman!” Superman waves with a smile “Hey everybody lets play a fair game” he puts a thumb up “Hey Batman” he waves and the dark cloaked man looks away kinda blushing a little “Superman” is all he says. Superman stands next to him with a smile.
“Next up is Steve the hair Harrington” Steve steps off the boat with a wide smile running his hand through his hair “I bet you've been through stranger things huh?” Wade laughs leaving a confused Steve “Just go over there” Steve walked over “You're like my jokes right reader? Yeah you do” Steve walks over to Peter “Hey I'm Steve” Peter shakes his hand “Peter Parker” Peter thinks for a moment “Uh Mr Rogers how do we refer to you? Isn't your first name Steve” He nods “Just call me Cap”
“And finally the last one Jim Hopper” He walks out of the boat with a sigh “I can't believe I got dragged into this” he mumbles to himself as he walks past Wade as the yacht left it officially started the game “Well aren't we off to a strong start? Tune into the next chapter to watch us finally start this game full of drama, love and poopy diapers!”
“See you in the next chapter of Diaper Island!”