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AN: MOST of This story was made by Fishabelle on Deviantart, give her a look!
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Ah… The Jellyfish Fields, one of the most naturally beautiful locations of Bikini Bottom. This grassy field with the occasional hills was the home of the wonderful jellyfish, animals who live a simple lifestyle consisting of just swimming anywhere they want. They are also known for its very tasty jelly, and for its shocking stings that one would receive if they dared to get in their way. It was this very risky outcome that made catching jellyfish a very popular sport among certain sea creatures, who would try to put the jellyfish inside their nets and then release them to try again. SpongeBob was one of those jellyfish catchers, and that was the reason why, equipped with a pair of Jellyfishing glasses and his trusty net The Ol' Reliable, the little sponge would frequent the Jellyfish Fields, sometimes accompanied by his friend Patrick. This time around, not only was he alone, but he didn't have his glasses or his net… or anything on for that matter!
SpongeBob was currently as naked as the day he was born, standing in front of the Jellyfish Fields sign while proudly displaying his goods to the world. During that day at his job, he was starting to daydream about giving up his life to be one with the jellyfish, and that was exactly what he had decided to finally do that day, leaving behind his job, his friends and most importantly of all, his square pants. Smiling from cheek to cheek, he put his arms in the air and ran towards a big cliff in the Jellyfish Fields, all while exclaiming…
"I'm home! I'm home! I'm home!" He shouted, before standing on the edge of the cliff with a clamshell conveniently covering his crotch.
Of course, just because the naked "jellyfish" was happy didn't mean everyone was. His best friend Patrick was obviously really saddened by the departure of SpongeBob from his life, his boss Mr. Krabs was afraid that he would go bankrupt without his star fry cook, and Squidward… Actually, he was just as happy as SpongeBob was, but we don't talk about him. Someone who really did not want this outcome was Sandy, who worried that someone as weak as SpongeBob would not last too long living out in the wild. He cried for 30 minutes after stubbing his toe, for Neptune's sake! She originally attempted to stage a scenario where she would indirectly show SpongeBob how much everyone missed him, but due to Patrick not being able to memorize his lines, she had to try something else. At the moment, she was just observing SpongeBob from a distance with one of her telescopes.
"Look at him… So careless about his choice… I need to get him to reconsider what he did before it's too late!" Sandy exclaimed. "I have to admit, he does have a very nice ass… Ugh, I can't get distracted, or else I'll advance with this operation as slowly as a turtle on a hamster wheel!"
What happened next was going to change Sandy's approach to her plans quite a bit. SpongeBob, who was facing away from Sandy to look at a jellyfish hive, turned around as soon as one of the jellyfish came out of it, unknowingly exposing his member to Sandy. Even though she saw SpongeBob strip in front of her and run out into the wild Jellyfish Fields, she hadn't actually gotten to see his penis before that very moment. And once she did, she couldn't help but to snicker at it.
"I guess I brought the wrong gadget for this operation… That thing's so small that I need a microscope to see it properly!" Sandy laughed. "And the nut on my suit is bigger than the tiny nuts he's got down there! Maybe if he absorbs some water it'll get bigger… Nah, I doubt it!"
Sandy, still looking at SpongeBob with her telescope, saw his lips flap, meaning that he was talking to the Jellyfish that just came out of the hive! She activated a function of her helmet to listen to what he was saying much clearer.
"...wanna know a secret? I used to be very self-conscious about my body, especially my size" SpongeBob explained to the jellyfish, who responded with some buzzs. "Exactly! You guys don't care if I'm big or small! I am just one of you and that's all that matters. Yet another reason I wanna stay here!"
"Hmmmm… What if that wasn't the case? If SpongeBob was mocked for being small in these fields, perhaps he'd go back to wearing his SquarePants…" Sandy thought to herself. "And I got the invention I need! I just need to quickly go back to the treedome and make some adjustments to it!"
Sandy activated the water-proof jetpack of her suit and flew into her treedome, quickly tinkering with one of her machines before bringing it back to the Jellyfish Fields. SpongeBob had gone away, probably to enjoy the breeze somewhere else, but Sandy didn't need him for now. She actually needed a different volunteer for her latest experiment, which right now was a cube full of buttons and a satellite dish on top.
"The Intelligence Beam, now in an easy-to-carry cubical shape!" Sandy said to herself. "Any sea creature hit by it will gain intelligent behavior and a more advanced anatomy, no matter how unevolved it initially is"
Sandy looked up and spotted a jellyfish swimming right above her, prompting her to stretch her legs and capture it with a net that she had inside of her suit. After bringing it back down to a relative ground level, she pressed one of the buttons of the device, causing the satellite dish to spin in all directions before pointing at the jellyfish and shooting at it with a green beam! Slowly but surely, the jellyfish started to change shape, with its tentacles morphing into arms and legs that allowed it to stay grounded, and the body expanding and taking into a more humanoid form. In less than a minute, the jellyfish had obtained a form almost indistinguishable from the fish that inhabited Bikini Bottom, although far curvier and with the tentacles that didn't become its limbs acting like the hair of this new individual. She also gained a face, with rather big and sparkly eyes and lips that looked like she had applied some glittery lipstick onto. Sandy was quite shocked, as the little jellyfish that she had just captured was now a tall and pink woman that only just vaguely resembled a jellyfish, with a notable pink skin color. Most shocking of all was just how anatomically correct the jellyfish was, having a pair of somewhat large breasts, a smooth and partially transparent honeypot and a bubble butt that rivaled SpongeBob's.
"Howdy pal! My name is Sandy!" Sandy introduced herself to the humanoid jellyfish. "I am the reason you can walk on your two feet now!"
"This form is… Quite amusing to say the least, even though I will miss being able to swim anywhere… Why have you done this to me?" The jellyfish asked.
"Don't worry, this form is just temporary" Sandy explained. "Ya see, there's this guy, SpongeBob. He is not a jellyfish but-"
"Thinks that he is one? Because I literally just met him now" The jellyfish clarified. "I can't believe it, one of those hunters is now trying to fit in after putting us in their nets…"
"Ya also want to get him to stop, right?" Sandy asked the jellyfish. "The solution is quite easy! Ya just have to find him and, as silly as this may sound, mock his little pecker!"
"P… Pecker?" The jellyfish asked. "I think I know what you mean, but to me it looked very long, actually"
"...you're thinking about his nose" Sandy clarified.
"Ohhhh the other thing! Yeah, I think I can do that!" The jellyfish agreed with the plan. "But first, now that I have the gift of intelligence, I should get a name!"
"Um… How about… Mary!" Sandy suggested.
"It's perfect~ I will be back soon, once I've mocked that tiny yellow hunter!" Mary exclaimed, confidently, before she ran off.
"I can't wait to see how this goes!" Sandy excitedly said, before using the telescope again to follow Mary's path.
Mary meanwhile was just enjoying the stroll through the fields without a care in the world. Even though she had lived here her whole life, something about the way she was traversing the place with her new feet made the experience a lot more different. She wished she could just stay doing this forever, but she needed to find that SpongeBob person that Sandy told her to look for. Sandy's invention made her quite the fast learner, so after being given the task to make fun of SpongeBob's dick, she was already brainstorming jokes she could make about the yellow sponge's "shortcomings". She was perhaps so concentrated into that idea that she wasn't really paying attention as to where she was going, eventually bumping into someone and causing her to fall onto her bum. That was the first time that had ever happened to her, and it really hurt! Perhaps this new form was not as good as she expected it to be.
"Aw, barnacles!" A squeaky voice coming from the person Mary bumped into could be heard.
"S-Sorry about that, I-I swear that I didn't see you!" Mary apologized, as she opened her eyes.
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That was him! It was SpongeBob! He was laying on the floor with his butt on the grass and his legs spread, almost as if he wanted to draw attention to his crotch. Mary's jaw dropped, realizing that it was a good thing that she finally was able to find the guy she was looking for! Soon, her amused expression turned into more of a smug one, as she got up from the ground and stood in front of SpongeBob with her tentacle hands on her hips.
"And I think you're not the only thing I wasn't able to see~" Mary's nervous tone shifted into a more teasing one, as her eyes kept pointing at SpongeBob's member even when he was getting up.
"Wow! Are you a jellyfish girl? My books never mentioned your kind once… Do you have a name?" SpongeBob was more curious than anything else, not really caring that much about the fact that he was exposing his goods to a beautiful girl like Mary.
"My name is Mary, nice to meet you!" Mary introduced herself. "And you must be SpongeBob, right?"
"Oh! How do you know my name?" SpongeBob asked, pleasantly surprised.
"How could I not? You're famous all over Bikini Bottom, even here!" Mary explained, exaggerating quite a lot. "In fact, I'd say you're famous in the whole ocean!"
"W-Well, that is certainly flattering" SpongeBob blushed after so many compliments. "I never realized my fry cooking skills were so universally known! Then again, everybody loves Krabby Patties!"
"I guess SOME people do know you for being… whatever you said" Mary corrected SpongeBob, before closing all of the fingers of her hand except for her pinky. "Buuuuut you are mainly known for your very tiny pecker~"
"Hahahaha! Pecker? But I am not a woodpecker! I'm a jellyfish!" SpongeBob tried to play dumb, but he knew the OTHER meaning of the word 'pecker'.
"Yeah, this thing right here! It's the smallest one I've ever seen!" Mary crouched to get on the level of SpongeBob's dick. "Even my fingers are bigger than it~"
Mary poked SpongeBob's dick with her index finger, stinging him accidentally! She was happy because that meant that not all of her functions as a jellyfish were gone, and she would definitely make good use of the ability to sting people. SpongeBob, on the other hand, finally accepted the fact that this strange kind of talking jellyfish was belittling him for his size, and proceeded to cover up with both of his hands.
"T-This is just the regular size for a sponge- I mean, jellyfish!" SpongeBob made up an excuse.
"Well, now that you're a jellyfish, your size is comparatively different, and with a "tentacle" as small as that, you won't be stinging anyone anytime soon!" Mary turned around just to show her jiggly behind to the guy she was teasing.
"Y-You are very mean, Ms. Mary!" SpongeBob used one of his hands to point at Mary, but she was no longer there.
Mary had quickly positioned herself behind SpongeBob, stinging one of his butt cheeks to cause him to put his arms in the air and then rub his butt as it was pretty itchy. Now that his peen was visible again, Mary went in front of the sponge once again, and put her hand over her mouth as she tried not to burst out laughing.
"If you think I'm mean, why is it that your little buddy seems to be enjoying this so much?" Mary giggled.
"What do you… AAAH!" SpongeBob was horrified, he was having a boner in front of that very pretty jellyfish lady!
"Hey, it's rude to point, y'know~?" Mary mocked SpongeBob, as she did a gesture with her index finger and thumb to indicate something that is small. "Perhaps you'll feel a lot more comfortable in the city, wearing something over that tiny stinger"
"K-Keep laughing all you want, but I ain't changing my mind!" SpongeBob tried to act tough, but given he went back to covering up his dick, he wasn't doing a very good job. "Life as a jellyfish may have its shortcomings, but I'm not going to let them stop me from abandoning my brothers and sisters!"
"Heh, shortcomings" Mary joked.
"Speaking of…" SpongeBob licked one of his fingers and pointed upwards. "My jellyfish instinct tells me to go this way! Buzz buzz!"
Mary couldn't help but to follow SpongeBob wherever he was going, as that "instinct" he said he had couldn't be any more different from how jellyfish, even Mary, behaved. This guy may have hunted her friends and his dick made Plankton look as big as his ego, but she couldn't help but to like the guy.
"He is so childish and dimwitted, but also so full of life and energy… Perhaps he could be fun to have around here in the Fields…" She mumbled to herself. "I can't say that! I must encourage him to leave, for Sandy!"
As Mary was running off to change SpongeBob and give him yet another electrifying spank, both of the nudist sea creatures were being observed by none other than Sandy Cheeks, still using her telescope and not being too happy about how her operation was going.
"Aw, seriously? I thought no bodyshaming was like, the main reason he was even staying here!" Sandy angrily thought to herself. "Looks like my plan to get him to return to civilization isn't working… How many people are supposed to make fun of his dick for him to be reasoned with!?"
Sandy stopped herself right there. She realized that she just accidentally came up with the best possible idea for SpongeBob to return home with his friends…
SpongeBob, meanwhile, was simply walking across the fields with that new friend of his', who just couldn't seem to run out of puns to make at the expense of his very small size.
"So for how long have you been living here, Pindick?" Mary asked SpongeBob.
"Who you callin' Pindick?" SpongeBob was annoyed. "A-Anyways, I've been here for a very short time… I mean, for very little time…! I mean…! I just keep walking into all of those"
"You must be doing it on purpose at this point!" Mary giggled.
"W-Well, can a pinhead do this?"
SpongeBob started to imitate the movement of a jellyfish, by stretching his legs and wiggling them alongside his arms, almost as if he was doing a funny little dance. Mary was not impressed however, especially because his new pose had only accidentally brought SpongeBob's dick to the level of her head. Before Mary could further tease SpongeBob once again with a very familiar gesture, she was about to reveal that despite being very much changed due to Sandy's invention, some of her original jellyfish instincts remained intact. After hearing something, she turned her head and proceeded to run away from where SpongeBob was, making him rather concerned.
"Hey! My dance wasn't that bad!" SpongeBob exclaimed.
"Look girls, it's SpongeBob NudiePants!"
SpongeBob instantly recognised that voice, as his cheeks turned red. Rather scared, he turned around and it was even worse than what he had expected! Being seen naked by Mary, who was already naked to begin with, was one thing, but now SpongeBob had exposed his little yellow peen to none other than Pearl, the daughter of his boss! Not only that, but she was accompanied by a group of friends that she was usually surrounded by, who were just as teasing as Mary was.
"Oh my gosh, do you see that?"
"I can't, and that's why it's so funny!"
"Who's fond of streaking under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!"
"Nice long legs, are you compensating for something?"
"Gah!" SpongeBob quickly covered up his crotch. "W-What are you girls doing here!? I-I thought you hated jellyfish, Pearl!"
"And I still do! And catching them is such a nerdy sport" Pearl dismissed SpongeBob. "But a little friend of ours told us that we'd get a nice reward if we brought you back to civilization"
"Why can't anyone comprehend that this is my new home?" SpongeBob asked. "Besides, the only way to get a jellyfish out of their habitat is by putting it on a jar"
Just as SpongeBob said that, Pearl's friends all pulled out some very big jellyfish nets, with Pearl herself taking out a SpongeBob-sized jar with a label that read "The Smallest Jellyfish in the World". SpongeBob's eyes grew so large that they popped out of their sockets, before quickly putting themselves back where they were. SpongeBob mooned the girls as she proceeded to run away from them, yelling for help and, most curiously of all, Mary's name!
"Don't run, SmallBob! We just want to display you in front of the Krusty Krab for everyone to see!" One of the girls exclaimed.
"Ugh, does it really have to be my dad's greasy place?" Pearl groaned. "Then again, that place is almost always full of customers~"
"Heh, SmallBob, that's a good one…"
Mary was currently hiding between some tall grass, but peeked her head out when she heard SpongeBob screaming for her! She saw him being chased after a bunch of jellyfish hunters, and as much as she had teased the guy, she couldn't let them get away with it! She was going to help SpongeBob, but as she saw him trying to hide behind and underneath a bunch of different places (always ending up spotted by the hunters), he eventually found a place where he wasn't spotted. It just so happened to be the hive where Mary lived! Mary sneakily approached SpongeBob's hiding spot and hid behind the tree where the hive was located, as she saw Pearl and the other girls gasping for water after having run for so long.
"Where could he be now?" One of the girls asked.
"Perhaps he's in that hive!" Another one pointed out.
"Agh, forget about it! SpongeBob is better at hiding than we are at searching" Pearl complained. "I guess we can say goodbye to all of those gadgets that Sandy promised for us!"
"Running so much has made me hungry… who's up for a picnic?" Another one of the girls asked.
"Meh, I'd prefer to do that tomorrow" Pearl stated, with everyone nodding and agreeing as they finally left SpongeBob alone.
"Sandy's behind this!? That squirrel has gone too far…" Mary mumbled to herself. "I need to get SpongeBob out of these fields before she tries anything too nasty! But how exactly can I do that…?"
Mary proceeded to get out of her hiding spot and use her tentacle arms and legs to climb up to the hive, peeking from the hole and finding SpongeBob, completely covered in jelly that he was licking out of his fingers. He stopped just as he saw Mary's playful face.
"SpongeBob! That's OUR jelly! Be glad that you weren't spotted by a swarm of jellyfish, or else your body would be full of as many stings as holes!" Mary nagged at him.
"A-Ah! I d-didn't see you here!" SpongeBob exclaimed. "A-Am I not supposed to eat the jelly?"
"Nope! Us jellyfish need permission from our king and queen before we can eat!" And for that, you are going to get a punishment!" Mary explained to him, as she picked him up and made him fall off the hive, landing on his belly. "Tonight, you're going to sleep outside the hive! And you won't get to eat any of this delicious jelly"
"Ha! What a punishment, I can sleep outside with no issue!" SpongeBob tried to act tough. "Nature is my bed, my birthday suit is my pajamas, and this grass will be my dinner!"
SpongeBob pulled some grass from the floor and started to chew on it. His face was indescribable, but it was crystal clear that the grass was not an ideal piece of food for someone like him. Even the nasty food at the Chum Bucket tasted better! Mary found his reaction hysterical.
"Haha! I like you and your funny antics, SpongeBoy! I almost feel bad for giving you such a harsh punishment" Mary cackled. "Y'know what? I got an idea… what if you do something for me, and I'll let you have some of this jelly all for yourself! And I will also allow you to sleep inside the hive tonight"
"Oh, it's like a game!" SpongeBob exclaimed just as he spat out the grass that he was trying to eat. "Tell me, what do I have to do? Answer some trivia questions about jellyfish? Because I've got all of the answers here in my head!"
"Heh, what a nerd" Mary giggled. "That's not fun! What I was thinking was that, well, you have now tried out the jellyfish's favorite food, and earlier you were talking about cooking… what were they called?"
"Krabby Patties?" SpongeBob asked.
"Yeah, those! I want to try them!" Mary got very close to SpongeBob, getting her gelatinous boobs right next to his eyes. "Pretty pleaseee~?"
"W-Well, I-I don't think I can cook anything over here, I-I'd need a grill, and my spatula…" SpongeBob mumbled to himself.
"Yeah, the one you got wouldn't even work for the Junior menu" Mary poked fun at SpongeBob by poking his erect dick with her finger, stinging it once again.
"Yikes! W-Was this game just an excuse for you to do that again!?" SpongeBob asked, losing his patience but deep down secretly enjoying Mary's playful nature.
"No, actually. What I was thinking was to pay a visit to the picnic area! I'm sure some people have brought some Krabby Patties to eat here" Mary explained to SpongeBob. "I want you to take one from one of the visitors while they aren't looking"
"B-But that's stealing! What if the police find me? I'd become a naked prisoner!" SpongeBob went all dramatic about the potential outcome.
"Relax! Do you see any police officers around here? Unless you count yourself as the fun police…" Mary made a comment that absolutely convinced the yellow guy.
"I-I am doing it!" SpongeBob stood up with his hands on his hips.
"There we go! Now go get one of those patties, big butt!" Mary slapped SpongeBob's ass, giving him yet another sting.
After a very long walk, the two naturists found themselves behind a rock near the picnic area. The place was definitely crowded despite how late it was, with plenty of fish having Krabby Patties inside their baskets. SpongeBob was certainly worried, as the outcome where he'd get caught by those people greatly outnumbered the ones where he was able to run away scot-free. He was also not aware of the fact that Mary had a little prank planned for him at that moment…
"C-Can you repeat the instructions again?" SpongeBob asked.
"Grab me just one Krabby Patty and return here" The jellyfish explained. "Must be easy for you, with no clothes to slow you down! By the way, I will only lift your punishment if you don't get caught!"
SpongeBob spotted a Krabby Patty that was unsupervised among all of the ones that people were eating. His tactic was something that he learned to do one time that he was at the Goo Lagoon, spinning around and digging a hole to move across all of the picnic visitors while underground. It was a bit difficult to do it with all of his naughty bits exposed, but he managed to properly calculate where to go and snag that Krabby Patty out of the basket it was placed on top of! SpongeBob didn't want to serve a meal full of dirt, so his return to the rock was done by running instead of digging. He managed to position himself behind it, wiping the sweat out of his forehead.
"That was close!" He thought to himself. "What do you think, Mary?"
"Meow"
Turns out that not only was Mary nowhere to be found, but the rock that SpongeBob was using as a hiding spot was actually a giant snail! The snail slowly but surely moved away from its position, leaving SpongeBob completely naked in front of all of the picnic goers. They all proceeded to laugh at the poor sponge, as well as making comments and gestures alluding to his very tiny dick. SpongeBob held the Krabby Patty over his shame, as he slowly sidewalked out of that crowded space. SpongeBob also didn't know that this exact outcome was exactly what Mary wanted, as she just wanted more people to get a good look at his small member.
"I-I should have seen this coming!" He mumbled to himself.
SpongeBob eventually found Mary hiding behind a different rock, having observed it all. She was very loudly laughing at the whole show, but at the same time, deep down she felt bad for what she had done. Sure, she was doing exactly what Sandy had instructed her to do, and compared to her having hired a bunch of (who she thought was) jellyfish hunters, she was a pure angel. But maybe she had just crossed the line by purposefully having SpongeBob hide behind a rock she knew was going to move.
"T-That wasn't funny! T-Those are regular customers at the Krusty Krab! N-Not that it matters that much anyways, as I don't work there anymore" SpongeBob explained.
"Aw, you miss your old work place, don't you?" Mary asked.
"A little, b-but it's fine now! I will now live as a jellyfish and there's nothing to worry about anymore!" SpongeBob kept insisting.
"Not even where you're going to eat and sleep?" Mary asked, as she took a bite out of the Krabby Patty. "Since you did give me this delicious food, I will let you have some of my jelly. But you DID get caught, so you're sleeping outside~"
The night was starting to fall, with SpongeBob and Mary deciding that it was time to rest. Mary entered the hive and was sleeping alongside her fellow jellyfish comrades. SpongeBob, after having a nice feast of jelly, slept inside a nearby cave. She couldn't help but to feel rather worried about him, worries that became true when she saw him getting out of the cave by crawling over the grassy field.
"Sea urchins! Itchy! Itchy! Itchy!" SpongeBob exclaimed, before he proceeded to simply sleep underneath the hive. He was shivering and his body was so cold that he had turned blue.
"Poor guy…"
Mary had now realized just how cruel she had been with the poor sponge, so she got down, picked him up and put him inside the hive, cuddling with him to give him some warmth. She could see his tone shifting back to yellow and his expression becoming a lot happier. He himself was curious as to why he was not freezing his butt anymore, and had a nice surprise upon opening his eyes.
"Ah! Mary! I thought that you…" SpongeBob was shushed by Mary.
"I have to tell you something important, and it's-" Mary interrupted herself as she heard some familiar voices getting closer.
"Isn't it too late for this? I need to get my beauty sleep!" One of Pearl's friends moaned.
"My radar has detected that SpongeBob is here! Unless we get him out of these fields, he'll likely stay here forever!" Sandy argued. "Besides, don't you want to poke fun at his micropenis some more?"
"I think she's got a point, girls!" Pearl stated, making everyone giggle.
Right as they arrived at the tree, Mary jumped out of the hive while carrying the naked sponge. The girls were all laughing except for Sandy, who was shocked to see Mary alongside SpongeBob.
"M-Mary!? That's where you were!?" Sandy exclaimed. "I thought I told you to get SpongeBob to stop living in the Jellyfish Fields, not for you to become his landlady!"
"Sandy Cheeks, I could tolerate you creating me to make fun of SpongeBob's small weiner, but siding with jellyfish hunters makes me sick!" Mary defended SpongeBob. "I'm not letting you put your furry hands on him!"
"S-She's defending me?" SpongeBob couldn't help but to be really confused.
"I tried to be nice, I really did! But SpongeBob didn't get the hint when he was made fun of by you, so I had to take it to the next level!" Sandy told Mary. "If one person making fun of him wasn't going to make him change his mind, then maybe more would do the trick!"
"More is always better in your eyes, huh?" Mary asked. "In that case… My comrades, attack!"
Suddenly, a swarm of jellyfish swarmed out of the hive and attacked Sandy directly, spinning around her repeatedly while zapping her with its tentacles. By the time they finished, not only was Sandy covered in stings, but she was also completely naked and furless! The only thing she still had on herself was her helmet and the flower that decorated it, so she proceeded to hold it over her honeypot and used her other arm to cover up her tits.
"Bahahahaha! I guess my friends the jellyfish finally convinced you to join us!" SpongeBob laughed, although he was somewhat flustered to see his very attractive friend all naked. He even got a boner for that, but Mary was quick to sting it with her tentacle in an act of jealousy.
"Look girls, it's Sandy the Naked Mole Ra- Ow!" Before the girls could make fun of Sandy for her lack of clothes and fur, the jellyfish shifted targets to them, stinging them in some rather painful places.
"Quick! Let's run away from here before we end up looking as ridiculous as Sandy!" Pearl exclaimed, not realizing the jellyfish were ALSO burning off their clothes.
"Hey! I'm still here!" Sandy complained as she ran after them.
The girls all ran past Spongebob, unintentionally flashing him! Pearl in particular was sight to behold! Her 'blubber' jiggled like an earthquake with every step!
Between that and Sandy, Sponge's 'prick' had grown a bit.
Mary found herself annoyed by that sight and promptly zapped his wick. Causing him to squeal in pain, much to Mary's delight.
"Right, I hope you had your fun Spongebob. But now it's your turn to skedaddle!", she admitted flatly.
"Huh? I thought I was going to stay here with you!" SpongeBob was once again confused as he rubbed his former mini-boner in pain.
"Listen, while I don't think her methods were the best… Sandy's got a point, the Jellyfish Fields aren't a place for you. You have people who really miss you, and you just don't have what it takes to survive here" Mary admited bluntly with SpongeBob, putting her hand over his shoulder.
"B-But I can easily survive here!" SpongeBob complained… before Mary casually tosses a sea urchin at his dick. "Ah! Take it off! I-I see your point now!" He confesses in pain.
Mary smiles, leans over to do just that... and then leaned even closer to give him a kiss on the cheek, making SpongeBob blush even more than he had already done in the whole day. She also gave her a slap in the butt that zapped him.
"Now go back home and put on some pants, you weirdo!" Mary giggled. "That's not to say that this place isn't open for visits. If you ever want to go wild for a day, you'll know where to find me~"
SpongeBob waved goodbye at his curvaceous friend as he decided to follow her advice and exit the Jellyfish Fields. Now he just needed to find a way home, and not be spotted by anybody.
Thankfully, it seemed like Pearl and her friends had run into town too distracted by the pain to notice their nudity and the commotion of the spectacle was the perfect distraction for Spongebob to hide his shame-
HONK!
-until a flash of light temporarily blinded him, which was accompanied by the honk of a horn and the snap of a picture. SpongeBob, once he was able to see again, realized that he was right in front of a boat that was being driven by his boating instructor: Mrs. Puff!
"Hi SpongeBob! I think I now have the perfect picture for when you finally get your license" Mrs. Puff teased him.
"Eek! Mrs. Puff! Sorry f-for my lack of an outfit, i-it's a long story! I just need to go back home!" SpongeBob stuttered as he covered up.
"I can give you a lift there if you promise to explain to me what happened" Mrs. Puff responded to him. "Also, there's no need to cover your little shift lever, I've already gotten a good look at it~"
SpongeBob sheepishly sat right next to his teacher and told her all that happened as the two drove together to the pineapple that he called home. Upon opening the door, the two encountered all of SpongeBob's friends, who were throwing a welcome party to him! Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Sandy- who was wearing ONLY a towel as she didn't have time for anything else after ditching Pearl and her naked friends to the 'mob' -Gary and even Squidward were there.
"Welcome home, SpongeBob!" They all shouted.
"You guys are the best! I made a huge mistake. Please forgive me!" SpongeBob was so happy to see them again that he didn't even cover up. "S-Specially you, Sandy"
"Don't worry! I also realized that I went too far… even if it took losing my fur and clothes to realize it" She blushed.
"Ah, quit your blubbering and have a Krabby Patty!" Mr. Krabs offered SpongeBob his favorite dish which he happily gulped down.
"Uh, hey Spongebob? If you could do us all a HUGE favor," Squidward lifts up and gestures to a spare pair of pants...
"Aww! Thanks Squidward!" SpongeBob put on his pants and gave Squidward a big hug.
"Okay that's eno-" Everybody else joined for the hug- even Mrs. Puff -interrupting Squidward's wishes once again.
Things were pretty adorable for a little bit, before SpongeBob's best pal spoke up.
"Patrick itchy!"
Turns out that Mary- as one more 'friendly' prank -had hidden some sea urchins on SpongeBob, but after the hug, all of them had jumped off SpongeBob and were biting all of his friends, who were now all over the floor of the house trying to get them off.
SpongeBob was also focusing on Sandy, whose towel had fallen off from her body and was once again naked in front of everyone- thankfully everyone else was either too busy itching or afraid she'd beat them up -He smiled, suspecting Mary involvement...hopefully he'd see her again soon...but for now?
"There's no place like home!" Sighed SpongeBob content as his friends writhed in pain on the ground...
…III...
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