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Jackarooney has added Markafart to the conversation
Jackarooney has added AntiMatter to the conversation
Jackarooney has added darklikemysoul to the conversation
darklikemysoul: Jack wtf are you doing?
Jackarooney has added WizzleStache to the conversation
Markafart: Why?
Jackarooney: Why do anything? What is the meaning of life?
AntiMatter: We've been at school all day, It's too late for your philosophical bullshit
Jackarooney: When is it ever not too late for philosophical bullshit.
darklikemysoul has left the conversation
Markafart: He's not having any of your bull
Jackarooney has added darklikemysoul to the conversation
Jackarooney: Welcome back
darklikemysoul: I'm gonna block you
Jackarooney: Psssshhhhhhh no you won't
AntiMatter: Block em darky xD
darklikemysoul: Heavily considering it
Jackarooney: Nah, you love me... speaking of people we love, where's Wilfy?
Markafart: Today's the day that they print the school paper remember? He's probably busy with that
AntiMatter: He's got hot shot reporter things to do
darklikemysoul: I wouldn't go that far... he's got a column about #gay clothing in a high school paper.
Jackarooney: You're #gay
darklikemysoul: Not as gay as you ass lord
Markafart: It's true Jack, you're the gayest one of us
Markafart has changed Jackarooney's screen name to asslord
AntiMatter: What does that say about you mark? You're dating him xD
Markafart: I deny nothing
asslord: I AM THE ASS LORD. BOW DOWN TO ME BITCHES
darklikemysoul: you may rule Mark's ass, but you're not coming anywhere near mine
AntiMatter: Okay butt (pun intended).... you two are twins... with identical DNA... so if Jack own's Mark's ass, I think he own's your ass too Darky.
darklikemysoul: that's not how science works
Markafart: NAH BITCH GET REKT JACK OWNS YOUR ASS
darklikemysoul: why are you like this
asslord: He's my ass minion, he's only doing his job
AntiMatter has changed Markafart's screen name to assminion
darklikemysoul: HA
assminion has changed darklikemysoul's screen name to assminion2
assminion: HAHA
asslord: This is starting to get confusing
AntiMatter: I feel left out of the ass train
asslord has changed AntiMatter's screen name to asstronaut
assminion2: This is ridiculous
assminion2 has changed assminion2's screen name to Dark
asslord: BORING
assminion has changed Dark's screen name to darkass
darkass: Holy fuck can we STOP with the screen name changes?
assminion: I don't know, CAN WE?
darkass: Duck you
darkass: Fuck*
WizzleStache: WHAT THE HELL GUYS 47 NOTIFICATIONS WHO STARTED THIS GROUP CHAT I SWEAR TF
asslord: WILFY!!!
WizzleStache: I see you've been having fun with the screen names
asstronaut: would you like to join the ass crew?
WizzleStache: no
assminion has changed WizzleStache's screen name to assstache
assstache: I'm disowning you Mark
assminion: You can't disown me
darkass: Yes he can, I disowned you a long time ago
asstronaut: I think we all disowned Mark a long time ago
assminion: Okay Anti, you actually can't disown me because we aren't even related
asstronaut: I'm disowning you as a friend
asslord: Hey Wilf, how did the paper club go today?
assstache: awesome! I secretly printed all of the headlines in pink so now everyone has to read fabulous ink
asstronaut: phenomenal xD
asslord: Anti, you need to get past that 'xD' phase rill quick or I'm gonna disown you and then none of us will have siblings.
assstache: excuse you, Mark may be disowned by I've still got Dark and Tim
asstronaut: xD get rekt Jack
asslord: Doesn't mean I can't still disown you and your 'lol xD random rawr' nonsense
assminion has changed asstronaut's screen name to asslolrawr
asslolrawr: very mature
asslord: This is why I love you Marky <3
darkass: *insert vomit emoji here*
assstache: get a room
asslord: Sounds good to me, wanna come over Mark?
assminion: ILL BE THERE IN 3 MINUTES
asslord: don't forget to put on clean underwear
assminion: where I'm going, I don't need underwear
assstache: TMI
darkass: Do you two remember that talk we had about how gross it is to hear you two talk about sex?
assstache: I think they left dude
asslolrawr: can I come over so I don't have to listen to those two?
darkass: yes, please do, no one should have to suffer through that.
asslolrawr: I'll be over in 5 minutes as I for one believe that clean underwear is important.
assstache: good call