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Clean Underwear *groupchat fic*

Summary:

darklikemysoul: that's not how science works

Markafart: Nah bitch get REKT Jack owns your ass

darklikemysoul: why are you like this

 

(In which Jack starts a group chat, Mark becomes his "ass minion" and everyone discovers that Anti is still stuck in his "lol xD random phase")

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

Jackarooney has added Markafart to the conversation

Jackarooney has added AntiMatter to the conversation

Jackarooney has added darklikemysoul to the conversation

darklikemysoul: Jack wtf are you doing?

Jackarooney has added WizzleStache to the conversation

Markafart: Why?

Jackarooney: Why do anything? What is the meaning of life?

AntiMatter: We've been at school all day, It's too late for your philosophical bullshit

Jackarooney: When is it ever not too late for philosophical bullshit.

darklikemysoul has left the conversation

Markafart: He's not having any of your bull

Jackarooney has added darklikemysoul to the conversation

Jackarooney: Welcome back

darklikemysoul: I'm gonna block you

Jackarooney: Psssshhhhhhh no you won't

AntiMatter: Block em darky xD

darklikemysoul: Heavily considering it

Jackarooney: Nah, you love me... speaking of people we love, where's Wilfy?

Markafart: Today's the day that they print the school paper remember? He's probably busy with that

AntiMatter: He's got hot shot reporter things to do

darklikemysoul: I wouldn't go that far... he's got a column about #gay clothing in a high school paper.

Jackarooney: You're #gay

darklikemysoul: Not as gay as you ass lord

Markafart: It's true Jack, you're the gayest one of us

Markafart has changed Jackarooney's screen name to asslord

AntiMatter: What does that say about you mark? You're dating him xD

Markafart: I deny nothing

asslord: I AM THE ASS LORD. BOW DOWN TO ME BITCHES

darklikemysoul: you may rule Mark's ass, but you're not coming anywhere near mine

AntiMatter: Okay butt (pun intended).... you two are twins... with identical DNA... so if Jack own's Mark's ass, I think he own's your ass too Darky.

darklikemysoul: that's not how science works

Markafart: NAH BITCH GET REKT JACK OWNS YOUR ASS

darklikemysoul: why are you like this

asslord: He's my ass minion, he's only doing his job

AntiMatter has changed Markafart's screen name to assminion

darklikemysoul: HA

assminion has changed darklikemysoul's screen name to assminion2

assminion: HAHA

asslord: This is starting to get confusing

AntiMatter: I feel left out of the ass train

asslord has changed AntiMatter's screen name to asstronaut

assminion2: This is ridiculous

assminion2 has changed assminion2's screen name to Dark

asslord: BORING

assminion has changed Dark's screen name to darkass

darkass: Holy fuck can we STOP with the screen name changes?

assminion: I don't know, CAN WE?

darkass: Duck you

darkass: Fuck*

WizzleStache: WHAT THE HELL GUYS 47 NOTIFICATIONS WHO STARTED THIS GROUP CHAT I SWEAR TF

asslord: WILFY!!!

WizzleStache: I see you've been having fun with the screen names

asstronaut: would you like to join the ass crew?

WizzleStache: no

assminion has changed WizzleStache's screen name to assstache

assstache: I'm disowning you Mark

assminion: You can't disown me

darkass: Yes he can, I disowned you a long time ago

asstronaut: I think we all disowned Mark a long time ago

assminion: Okay Anti, you actually can't disown me because we aren't even related

asstronaut: I'm disowning you as a friend

asslord: Hey Wilf, how did the paper club go today?

assstache: awesome! I secretly printed all of the headlines in pink so now everyone has to read fabulous ink

asstronaut: phenomenal xD

asslord: Anti, you need to get past that 'xD' phase rill quick or I'm gonna disown you and then none of us will have siblings.

assstache: excuse you, Mark may be disowned by I've still got Dark and Tim

asstronaut: xD get rekt Jack

asslord: Doesn't mean I can't still disown you and your 'lol xD random rawr' nonsense

assminion has changed asstronaut's screen name to asslolrawr

asslolrawr: very mature

asslord: This is why I love you Marky <3

darkass: *insert vomit emoji here*

assstache: get a room

asslord: Sounds good to me, wanna come over Mark?

assminion: ILL BE THERE IN 3 MINUTES

asslord: don't forget to put on clean underwear

assminion: where I'm going, I don't need underwear

assstache: TMI

darkass: Do you two remember that talk we had about how gross it is to hear you two talk about sex?

assstache: I think they left dude

asslolrawr: can I come over so I don't have to listen to those two?

darkass: yes, please do, no one should have to suffer through that.

asslolrawr: I'll be over in 5 minutes as I for one believe that clean underwear is important.

assstache: good call

Notes:

I'm not entirely sure what this was... suppressed boredom perhaps? Either way, I hope it brought some form of joy to your day - have a great one

x Ace