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It was Chat Noir’s idea. After one of the Akuma fights where one of them was found alone, waiting desperately for their partner to realize that the attack was over, Chat had suggested to Ladybug that they exchange phone numbers just in case of emergency. Already ahead of his Lady’s (logical) protests, he proposed another alternative: use a messenger app or a private chat with each other, so they could communicate with each other even without an Akuma attack. The Internet guaranteed them anonymity which Ladybug wanted so badly, even when they weren't in suit. She considered it, and much to the joy of Chat Noir, she finally accepted the offer.

The young boy was very committed to the job, and the next time he saw her, it was with a lot more puns that the hero gloriously announced to his partner the creation of a private chat that they could contact each other through with their computers or phones.

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ChatNoir: Good evening my Lady

Ladybug: Hey Chat

Ladybug: Is it an attack?

ChatNoir: No no, I just wanted to wish you a good evening :)

Ladybug: Chat…

Ladybug: I agreed to this so we could contact each other ONLY in the event of an attack

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: It was just a test, My Lady ;)

Chat Noir: it would be too bad to realize that nothing works in the moment when we really needed it :3

Ladybug: …

Ladybug: Ok, you have a point.

ChatNoir: >:3

Ladybug: Goodnight, Chat

ChatNoir: Goodnight, My Lady

*****

ChatNoir: Akuma at the Plant Garden!

Ladybug: Ok

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ChatNoir: Villain in view!

ChatNoir: Close to the Louvre

Ladybug: Ok

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Ladybug: Montparnasse Train Station

ChatNoir: I’m coming

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Ladybug: NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIFN!!

Ladybug: NEVER §!!!

Ladybug: YOU COULDVE KILLED YOURSELF !!

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: I’m sorry

ChatNoir: Really

Ladybug: I hope so §!

Ladybug: Promisd me you’ll nevbr agaisn do such a stupid thing!!

Ladybug: What would you have done if he touched you?!!!

ChatNoir: Forgive me, My Lady

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: My Lady?

ChatNoir: Are you mad at me?

*Ladybug is typing*

Ladybug: No

Ladybug: I mean yes, a little

*Ladybug is typing*

Ladybug: I was mostly scared. I really had the scare of my life, Chat. I thought you were going to get yourself killed!!

Ladybug: We may be heroes but we’re not invincible

Ladybug: Please look after yourself

Ladybug: Don’t EVER give me such a fright again

Ladybug: I don’t know what I’d do if something happened to you

Ladybug: Okay?

Ladybug: Chat?

Ladybug: Are you still there?

ChatNoir: Yes

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: I don’t know what to say

ChatNoir: I’m really sorry that I worried you

ChatNoir: I’m sorry

ChatNoir: Truly

ChatNoir: I’ll pay more attention

Ladybug: Thank you, Chat

ChatNoir: Still mad at me?

Ladybug: Less mad

ChatNoir: Oh :)

ChatNoir: (so still a little mad anyway? :o)

Ladybug: Silly cat

Ladybug: No :)

Ladybug: I’m not mad anymore

Ladybug: But it’d be in your best interest to pay more attention!

ChatNoir: Promise

Ladybug: Good

Ladybug: Well, I’ll let you go, I have to go too

Ladybug: Have a nice afternoon

ChatNoir: You too, My Lady

*****

ChatNoir: Akuma at Jeanne d’Arc street, not far from Françoise Dupont middle school

Ladybug: Ok

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Ladybug: Carnival, close to the park

Chat: I’ll be there before you know it!

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ChatNoir: Ok my Lady before you say anything IM SORRy i SWEAR i didn't mean to push you into the fountain

ChatNoir: Really!

ChatNoir: Cgat’s word!

ChatNoir: cat*

ChatNoir: Donb’t be angry!

ChatNoir: Please please please

Ladybug: Chat…

Ladybug: I’m not angry...

ChatNoir: Huh?

ChatNoir: Oh :)

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: That’s good! :D I was scared (I would like to point out that my fear was legitimate because normally when someone hits you on the head with a yo-yo it does not mean they are very pleased with you :p) but I assure you i didn't mean to

ChatNoir: I didn't REALLY see the fountain when I pushed you

ChatNoir: Someone made it appear while I wasn’t looking! :’(

ChatNoir: Or maybe it’s a conspiracy of magical fountains! :’(

*Ladybug is typing*

Ladybug: My keyboard doesn’t appreciate that, I just spilled tea all over it from laughing

ChatNoir: Meowch

ChatNoir: Tea? Do you have a sore throat?

Ladybug: No, I’m just thirsty, chaton :)

ChatNoir: Ok

ChatNoir: Don’t hesitate to keep drinking it

ChatNoir: With honey

ChatNoir: That’s the best

ChatNoir: Did you dry your hair when you got home? :o

Ladybug: Chat… I’m not made of sugar, I’ll get over it

ChatNoir: But you might catch a cold!

Ladybug: Don’t worry about that

ChatNoir: But I’m the one who made you fall in the fountain

ChatNoir: I don't want you to get sick because of me :’(

ChatNoir: And I have the right to worry about you as much as I want, it’s my job!

Ladybug: I thought your job was to save Paris?

ChatNoir: They go hand in hand, My Lady ;)

ChatNoir: Looking out for your well-being is one of my most important jobs

ChatNoir: I’m not going to be felin-exible from here on out >:3

Ladybug...

ChatNoir: >:3

Ladybug: You’re truly ridiculous

ChatNoir: That’s part of my charm, My Lady ;)

Ladybug: Sure...

ChatNoir: Ouch! What a lack of enthusiasm!

Ladybug: Just admit that’s what you’re looking for;)

ChatNoir: Not at all! I disagree with you wholeheartedly :o

Ladybug: :)

Ladybug: Ok, I’ll leave you alone

Ladybug: I have a keyboard to clean and tea to drink

Ladybug: Goodnight

ChatNoir: Yes, rest well

ChatNoir: Goodbye

Ladybug: Goodbye

ChatNoir: And a hot water bottle ! Don’t forget to put a hot water bottle on your bed tonight!

Ladybug: Goodbye, Chat

*****

ChatNoir: No cold?

Ladybug: No cold

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Ladybug: =)^**$ù

ChatNoir: ?

Ladybug: Sorry

Ladybug: There’s a wasp in my room

Ladybug: On my keyboard

ChatNoir: Ha?

Ladybug: And I hate these thi^$ù$^ ml$*^ùù*

ChatNoir: Uhh… good luck? <3

ChatNoir: I wouldn't like to be in the place of that wasp

ChatNoir: Or that of the keyboard, since you knock everything over :3

Ladybug: Haha…

ChatNoir: Do you need a helping paw? I could help you get rid of that terrible creature

>:3

Ladybug: Haha again

Ladybug: As if I’d give you my address… :p

ChatNoir: I meant that totally innocently 0:3

Ladybug: Nice try, chaton

ChatNoir: Thanks ;)

Ladybug: Now if you’ll excuse me I need to kill a wasp

ChatNoir: Good luck My Lady!

ChatNoir: I believe in you! >:3

ChatNoir: And don’t let yourself get stung :o

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ChatNoir: I HATE wa^sps!!!

ChatNoir: You were right!!

ChatNoir: Wasps are evil!

ChatNoir: Ow...

*****

ChatNoir: Alert!

ChatNoir: Villain in view close to the Basilique du Chat-cré Cœur

Ladybug: Ok

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Ladybug: “Chat-cre Cœur,” really?

Ladybug: Was that REALLY the time to make a pun?

ChatNoir: It’s ALWAYS the time to make a pun, My Lady :3

ChatNoir: That one was great anyway, or so I see it ;)

ChatNoir: My Lady?

Chat Noir: Are you there?

ChatNoir: …

ChatNoir: I still think that was a great pun

ChatNoir: I’m a misunderstood artist

*****

Ladybug: Opéra Garnier

ChatNoir: Ok I’ll be right therw!

 *****

ChatNoir: Villain is close to the Eiffel Tower

Ladybug: Ok

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ChatNoir: Alert, alert, the Eiffel Tower is being attacked for the second time this week

ChatNoir: You can’t miss the Akuma, I’ve almost never seen such a horrible array of colors

ChatNoir: Seriously, it should be illegal

Ladybug: ...

Ladybug: Ok

*****

ChatNoir: Hey, My Lady

Ladybug: Chat, it’s almost midnight…

Ladybug: Is there an akuma?

ChatNoir: No

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: Nothing, never mind

ChatNoir: Goodnight :3

Ladybug: Chat, wait

ChatNoir: ?

Ladybug: Did something happen?

ChatNoir: No, nothing

Ladybug: Chat…

ChatNoir; I assure you, My Lady, it’s not important

ChatNoir: And I probably woke you up, actually

ChatNoir: (I’m really sorry if that's the case)

ChatNoir: I’ll let you go back to sleep :3

Ladybug: Chaton

Ladybug: If there’s really nothing wrong, ok

Ladybug: But if you need to talk I’m here

ChatNoir: Ok

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: Thank you

ChatNoir: I actually do kind of need it

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: Can I be a little personal ?

*Ladybug is typing*

ChatNoir: Nothing TOO personal!

ChatNoir: No hints about who I am, I swear!

Ladybug: Permission granted

Ladybug: And Chat?

ChatNoir: Yes?

Ladybug: I know that I’m strict when it comes to our secret identities

Ladybug: But you’re my partner

Ladybug: And one of my best friends

Ladybug: If something is wrong, I’ll listen to you

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: I don’t know how to respond

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: Thank you

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: Actually, tonight I got in a fight with someone in my family

ChatNoir: Our relationship wasn't that great to begin with

ChatNoir: Suddenly I had no energy

ChatNoir: And I thought maybe to talk a little with someone would change my mind

ChatNoir: Sorry to bother you with that

ChatNoir: I didn’t know who else to turn to

ChatNoir: My best friend isn't available this weekend and I can't exactly say that Plagg would be much help… ^^’

Ladybug: Plagg?

ChatNoir: My kwami :)

Ladybug: He’s that terrible? :o

ChatNoir: No :)

ChatNoir: It’s mostly just difficult to get his attention if you’re not a piece of Camembert! ^^

ChatNoir: That cheese is the love of his life x)

Ladybug: Haha! x)

ChatNoir: Personally I find that hard enough to live with, but you never know when the smell will get into your clothes forever :o

ChatNoir: While we’re on the subject

ChatNoir: I’m still going to ask

ChatNoir: What does your kwami look like?

Ladybug: Tikki?

Ladybug: She’s red

Ladybug: Has black spots :)

ChatNoir: That makes sense :)

Ladybug: And Plagg?

ChatNoir: All black, with green eyes and cat ears :3

Ladybug: Just like you! :o

ChatNoir: Exactly! I mean, except he doesn’t make puns ;)

Ladybug: I’m not sure if that’s a bad thing ;)

ChatNoir: You’re so cruel, My Lady

Ladybug: Be strong, chaton :)

Ladybug: You’ll be fine

ChatNoir: My Lady?

Ladybug: Yes?

ChatNoir: On a more serious note, thank you

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: It did me some good to talk to you

ChatNoir: My energy has returned :)

Ladybug: :)

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: Without that I definitely would’ve stayed the whole evening rolled in a ball in a corner of my room, listening to Jagged Stone on loop

Ladybug: You like Jagged Stone?

ChatNoir: I love him!! *^* I’m a huge fan!! :D

Ladybug: Me too!

ChatNoir: *0*

Ladybug: Do you have his latest album? *-*

ChatNoir: I have ALL his albums *-*

ChatNoir: But the last one is the best *-*

Ladybug: Yes!!

Ladybug: I didn't even know it was humanly possible to sing like that *-* !!

Ladybug: That is, of course, a compliment :p

ChatNoir: I agree with you 100% *-*

ChatNoir: And of course, there’s the way he plays, too!!

Ladybug: Oh yeah :D!

Ladybug: Do you remember his Rock ‘n Roll piece?

ChatNoir: And the guitaaaaaaaaaar solo!!!! *0*

Ladybug: Exaaaaaaactly :D!!

ChatNoir: I LOVE IT!!!

ChatNoir: And it’s even more impressive in real life!

ChatNoir: I went to see his last concert

ChatNoir: It was so COOL!!!

ChatNoir: I got chills just thinking about it! :D

Ladybug: I was there too! :o

ChatNoir: :o!!

Ladybug: The vibe was amazing!! It was the best concert of my life!

ChatNoir: Yes for me too *-*

ChatNoir: Do you realize

ChatNoir: We were at the same concert :3

ChatNoir: We could’ve been right next to each other and we wouldn't even know :)

Ladybug: Haha xD

Ladybug: That’s impossible, chaton

Ladybug: I know the people who I was next to and there was no chance you were one of them ;)

ChatNoir: That’s too bad, I liked the idea :)

Ladybug: I imagine so :D

ChatNoir: >:3

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: It’s getting really late, My Lady, I’m not going to bother you from getting sleep any longer

ChatNoir: But thank you

ChatNoir: Really :)

ChatNoir: I didn't know when to tell you but it really made me feel better to talk to you

ChatNoir: Thank you

Ladybug: Don’t mention it :)

Ladybug: Feeling better?

ChatNoir: Like a cat back on its paws!

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: I’d even say like a cat back on its paws after doing a backwards flip

ChatNoir: And some twists

ChatNoir: And another flip

ChatNoir: A classy cat, y’know

Ladybug: Yeah, you’re feeling better xD

ChatNoir: >:3

ChatNoir: Good night, My Lady

Ladybug: Good night, Chat Noir

*****

ChatNoir: New Jagged Stone song!!

*ChatNoir sent you a link*

ChatNoir: He just uploaded it!!!

Ladybug: *0*

Ladybug: I’m gonna listen to it!

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Ladybug: I love it!!! *-*

Ladybug: Jagged Stone really is the best!!!

ChatNoir: Yes *0*!!

ChatNoir: (I mean, the best after you, My Lady ;) )

Ladybug: Chat.. x)

ChatNoir: Well okay, there’s not really much comparison

ChatNoir: Whatever, you save Paris and he saves rock, does that work?

Ladybug: No :D

ChatNoir: Oh well :)

ChatNoir: Anyway I want to say that I LOVE THIS SONG§!!!

ChatNoir: How does he do it?

ChatNoir: Every time I think he’s made the ultimate song he comes along and makes an even better one! *-*

Ladybug: YES that happens to me too!! *-*

Ladybug: I’m a complete fan of this piece!

Ladybug: And the music video is so AMAZING! *-*

ChatNoir: THE MUSIC VIDEO???

ChatNoir: THERE’S A MUSIC VIDEO???????

*Ladybug sent you a link*

ChatNoir: *0*!!!

ChatNoir: If you’ll excuse me, My Lady, I have a music video to go admire *-*

Ladybug: :)

*****

ChatNoir: There’s an akuma close to the Eiffel Tower yet again…

ChatNoir: These villains have no originality…

Ladybug: Ok

*****

Ladybug: Eiffel Tower

ChatNoir: AGAIN???

*****

ChatNoir: I propose that we open our own ticket office at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower

ChatNoir: “Here every five days, the glorious Ladybug and Chat Noir battke the latest of the villains in front of your astounded eyes”

*****

ChatNoir: My Lady, I don’t know if you’re listening to the radio right now but I’m under the impression that they have a villain in their studios

ChatNoir: I’m right there, I’m off to see and I’ll let you know

Ladybug: Ok

*****

ChatNoir: False alert…

Ladybug: ...

ChatNoir: DON’T MAKE FUN OF ME!!

ChatNoir: THAT WOMAN MADE A VERY BELIEVABLE VILLAIN!!

Ladybug: I imagine so! :D :D

ChatNoir: They should choose their guests better… :’(

Ladybug: Look on the bright side, chaton, I’m sure they were very happy to see you :D

Ladybug: Even if you definitely disrupted their show :D

ChatNoir: I suppose it’s useless to ask you to forget all this?

Ladybug: I took a very nice screenshot :)

Ladybug: I’m thinking of framing it…

ChatNoir: You’re so mean…

Ladybug: >:D

*****

 Ladybug: On the Seine, not far from the Bridge of Arts

ChatNoir: I’ll be right there!

*****

ChatNoir: Ladybug?

ChatNoir: My Lady?

ChatNoir: Are you there?

ChatNoir: My Lady, please

ChatNoir: I’m sure you’ve already had time to go back to your house

ChatNoir: My Lady?

ChatNoir: If you’re there, answer me please

ChatNoir: Please

ChatNoir: My Lady

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: If you're angry at me then tell me

ChatNoir: I promise I’ll leave you alone after

ChatNoir: Please

ChatNoir: My Lady?

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: Just tell me you don't want to talk to me

ChatNoir: Is it because of what just happened?

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: Is it because of the kiss?

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Ladybug: Chat?

ChatNoir: MY LADY!!!

*ChatNoir is typing*

Ladybug: Chat!

ChatNoir: I’m so so sorry

Ladybug: I’m sorry!!

Ladybug: Wait!

Ladybug: I’m not mad!!

Ladybug: I just wasn't at my house

Ladybug: The girl who runs the Ladyblog

ChatNoir: Oh?

Ladybug: She trapped me at her house so I was just leaving

Ladybug: I was at a bad time to go back home!

*Ladybug is typing*

Ladybug: She absolutely wanted an interview, some photos, and honestly I still don't really know how I successfully escaped! I don’t think I’ve ever meet someone so obstinate! :o

ChatNoir: Oh

Ladybug: In short

Ladybug: I’m not mad

Ladybug: I’m sorry I made you think so

ChatNoir: No it’s my fault

ChatNoir: I may have gotten a little carried away

ChatNoir: I mean no

ChatNoir: I DEFINITELY got carried away

ChatNoir: I think

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: So

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: For the kiss…

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: You’re not mad at me?

Ladybug: No, chaton :)

Ladybug: I’m not mad at you :)

ChatNoir: Oh

Ladybug: And it wasn’t your fault

Ladybug: It was the villain’s

ChatNoir: Yes but

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: My Lady, I’m really sorry to have done that

ChatNoir: Akuma or no akuma

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: I want you to know I never wanted to make you kiss me

ChatNoir: I would never want to force you to do anything

ChatNoir: Never

ChatNoir: Then I would know that you really do hate me

ChatNoir: And I’m sorry

ChatNoir: Really

ChatNoir: Really really sorry

ChatNoir: In normal circumstances I would never behave like that

ChatNoir: I assure you!

Ladybug: Chaton

Ladybug: I know :)

Ladybug: It’s not important

ChatNoir: Still!

ChatNoir: I didn't need to do it :(

Ladybug: Chaton, I really appreciate that you're worrying yourself for me :)

Ladybug: Really

Ladybug: But I’m fine :)

Ladybug: Don’t worry about me

Ladybug: There was a villain, you kissed me, and that's okay

Ladybug: Remember that’s one of the risks of the job ;)

ChatNoir: I’d be delighted to see that you consider me to be an acceptable risk :’)

ChatNoir: (Even if I’m still sorry!)

*Ladybug is typing*

Ladybug: If that will console you, the kiss will make us both even >:)

ChatNoir: ?

Ladybug: We get a kiss each ;)

*ChatNoir is typing*

Ladybug: Oops sry, someone’s calling my name

ChatNoir: Wait!!!!

ChatNoir: A kiss each?

ChatNoir: HOW IS T6AT A KISS EACH??

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: MY LADY????

ChatNoir: YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO LEAVE NOW§§!!!!!

ChatNoir: WHATS THE STORY OF THE KISS???

ChatNoir: MY LADY!!!! :’( :’(

*****

ChatNoir: I just can't believe that YOU KISSED ME AND I DON’T REMEMBER ANYTHING§!!!

*****

ChatNoir: Plagg’s laughing at me again :’(

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ChatNoir: Why does HE of all people remember?

ChatNoir: He wasn't even there!!

ChatNoir: I mean, he was in the ring, but you know what I mean

ChatNoir: …

ChatNoir: It’s not fair

*****

ChatNoir: Ladybug

ChatNoir: Seriously

ChatNoir: Are you okay? Really?

Ladybug: Yes Chat

Ladybug: I’m okay

Ladybug: Really :)

*****

Ladybug: Eiffel Tower

ChatNoir: I’m REALLY going to open this ticket office >:(

*****

ChatNoir: I bet you it’ll be the Eiffel Tower again next time!

*****

Ladybug: Museum of natural history

ChatNoir: Ugh… I lost…

ChatNoir: I4m coming

*****

ChatNoir: Villain close to the park!

Ladybug: Which park?

ChatNoir: The one with the thingy that turns

Ladybug: ?

ChatNoir: Yeah, the one with the wooden animals!

ChatNoir: Horses, unicorns, helicopters…

ChatNoir: I forget the name

Ladybug: Merry-go-round? Carousel?

ChatNoir: Yes!!! :D

Ladybug: Ok

*****

Ladybug: “Wooden animals”? “Helicopters”?

ChatNoir: I was under pressure… 0:3

Ladybug: :)

*****

Ladybug: Musée d'Orsay

ChatNoir: I’ll be right there!!

*****

ChatNoir: Hey, have you noticed?

ChatNoir: It’s been almost a month without a villain at the Eiffel Tower

ChatNoir: I guess they finally decided to display a bit of geographic originality :D

ChatNoir: Or maybe we scared them away >:3

ChatNoir: That seems most likely to me >:3

ChatNoir: Tremble, vile villains!

ChatNoir: The marvelous Ladybug and the completely irresistible and golden-haired Chat Noir are watching over the Eiffel Tower! >:3

ChatNoir: (Yes, I’m very proud of my hair)

ChatNoir: I’m ready to bet that this poor iron lady will finally be left alone for awhile >:D

*****

Ladybug: Eiffel Tower ;)

ChatNoir: RAAAAAHHHH!!!

***

Ladybug: New Jagged Stone song! :D

*Ladybug sent you a link*

ChatNoir: *0*

ChatNoir: Another one?

Ladybug: Yes!!

ChatNoir: Do you think he’s making a new album? *0*

Ladybug: I hope so!! *-*

Ladybug: That’d be AMAZING!! *-*

Ladybug: ?

Ladybug: I heard a loud boom :o

ChatNoir: Me too :o

ChatNoir: Do you think it's an akuma?

Ladybug: Probably

Ladybug: Let’s go see!

ChatNoir: My song :’(

ChatNoir: I didn't have time to listen to it :’(

Ladybug: Chat…

ChatNoir: Coul3d you at least sing it to me? :3

ChatNoir: So I can know what it sounds like? :3

Ladybug: Only if you're there in less than 3 minutes

ChatNoir: I’m coming! :D

*****

Ladybug: Chaton, if I hear a single comment on the fact that it's about to rain…

ChatNoir: I wouldn't dare, My Lady :3

Ladybug: …

ChatNoir: :o

ChatNoir: Oh my gosh, there’s thunder too!

ChatNoir: Pay attention if you go outside!

ChatNoir: My Lady?

ChatNoir: Are you there?

ChatNoir: Hey, I didn't say anything about rain :’(

ChatNoir: That doesn't count! :’(

ChatNoir: :’(

ChatNoir: Good night, My Lady

ChatNoir: And pay attention anyways...

*****

ChatNoir: Villain down the street of the Pierre Dupont high school (for now)

ChatNoir: (He runs really fast)

Ladybug: Ok

*****

ChatNoir: Hey, did you see the Ladyblog today?

Ladybug: No, why?

ChatNoir: There's a great photo of us! :D

*ChatNoir sent you a link*

ChatNoir: So? :3

ChatNoir: C’mon, we’re really impressive-looking there!

Ladybug: I admit :)

Ladybug: You almost look like a hero >;)

ChatNoir: My Lady! :’(

Ladybug: I’m teasing :p

ChatNoir: I know :3

ChatNoir: It’d be hard for me to be even more heroic in that photo ;)

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: Look at that pose! The dynamic! And my hair flying in the wind, my piercing look, the way my suit highlights my muscles…

ChatNoir: Especially my left tricep

ChatNoir: I’m very proud of my left tricep

Ladybug: …

ChatNoir: I also have very good joints, you know

Ladybug: I’d be delighted to learn…

ChatNoir: :3

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: But naturally, my modest presence in this picture is completely eclipsed by your grace and charisma :3

Ladybug: “Modest”?

Ladybug: I didn’t know that word was part of your vocabulary, chaton :D

ChatNoir: Only when I compare myself to your extraordinary character ;)

Ladybug: Chat… x)

ChatNoir: >:3

ChatNoir: But I love this photo, really! *-*

ChatNoir: It’s too bad, I tried to download it to save it as my wallpaper

ChatNoir: (Don’t judge me!)

ChatNoir: (We’re really classy in the photo)

ChatNoir: (You, me, and my triceps)

ChatNoir: But it’s in bad quality on the site :’(

ChatNoir: Do you think I could contact the girl who runs the Ladyblog to ask for a better version?

Ladybug: I have a feeling I’m going to regret this…

ChatNoir: ?

*Ladybug sent you a file*

ChatNoir: The photo in high definition?

ChatNoir: YOU GOT THE PHOTO IN HIGH DEFINITION?

ChatNoir: How’d you do that? :o

Ladybug: Hehe

Ladybug: It’s a secret ;)

ChatNoir: But but but but but BUT!!!

Ladybug: I have my sources ;)

ChatNoir: :o

ChatNoir: I won’t ask…

ChatNoir: But thank you

ChatNoir: I love this photo! <3

ChatNoir: Thank you, My Lady!! <3

Ladybug: You’re welcome, chaton :)

*****

ChatNoir: New villain in view!

ChatNoir : Close to the marketplace

*****

ChatNoir: My Lady?

*****

ChatNoir: My Lady? The villain? Marketplace?

ChatNoir: Are you there?

*****

Ladybug: AAAAAAAHHH I4M COMING!!!!

*****

Ladybug: Chat, I’m sorry for just now!!

Ladybug: I was so concentrated on my dress that I didn't even pay any attention!

Ladybug: I’m really sorry

ChatNoir: It’s okay :)

ChatNoir: You came in time, that’s the important part! :)

Ladybug: Yeah…

ChatNoir: Anyways

ChatNoir: Dress?

ChatNoir: I annoyed you so much you went dress-shopping?

ChatNoir: Reassure me My Lady: not a wedding dress? :’(

Ladybug: Haha

Ladybug: No, chaton

Ladybug: I’m a little too young for that ;)

ChatNoir: Phew :D

Ladybug: And it’s not a shopping session, it's a sewing session :)

ChatNoir: Sewing? I never knew you sew, My Lady :o

Ladybug: That’s probably because I never mentioned it

*Ladybug is typing*

Ladybug: I’m not sure that I would’ve needed to, anyways…

ChatNoir: Are you scared about revealing your identity?

ChatNoir: If that's it then don't worry about it, My Lady

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: For one

ChatNoir: I don't think that I would need to know use a sewing machine in order to successfully figure out who you are ;)

ChatNoir: And second

ChatNoir; I know that you don't want me to know your identity

ChatNoir: I won't go digging for it

ChatNoir: 0:3

Ladybug: Thank you, Chat

ChatNoir: Don’t mention it :3

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: Since you told me a secret, I’ll tell you one of mine, I do fencing

ChatNoir: And that doesn't help you at all in telling you who I am! ;)

ChatNoir: Go ahead and find me out of all the fencers in Paris… ;)

ChatNoir: You see?

Ladybug: I get what you're saying…

ChatNoir: :3

ChatNoir: So what does this dress look like?

Ladybug: Oh, nothing really extraordinary

ChatNoir: Still? :3

ChatNoir: I’m curious to know what my Lady can make :3

Ladybug: Well

Ladybug: It has a top

Ladybug: A bottom

Ladybug: And fabric in between :D

ChatNoir: …

ChatNoir: You won't tell me anything else, that's it? x)

Ladybug: That's it ;)

Ladybug: I have to keep some of the mystery ;)

ChatNoir: If I were you I wouldn't worry myself over that, My Lady :D

ChatNoir: I don't know anyone more mysterious than you :3

Ladybug: That’s the idea >:)

Ladybug: Well anyway

Ladybug: I have a dress waiting for me

ChatNoir: Ok

ChatNoir: I’ll leave you to your creative process ;)

ChatNoir: Happy sewing!

Ladybug: Thank you, chaton

*****

Ladybug: Eiffel Tower

ChatNoir: ...

ChatNoir: I’m coming

*****

ChatNoir: But seriously

ChatNoir: WHAT’S THEIR PROBLEM WITH THE EIFFEL TOWER??

*****

Ladybug: Eiffel Tower

ChatNoir: I won’t say anything...

*****

ChatNoir: Hello My Lady

ChatNoir: Everything okay?

Ladybug: Hey chaton

Ladybug: Is it an attack?

ChatNoir: No

Ladybug: I don't have a lot of time before I have to go back to class, Chat

ChatNoir: I won't bother you for long

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: It’s just that you didn't look too well just now, so I wanted to make sure that you were okay

*Ladybug is typing*

*Ladybug is typing*

Ladybug: Thank you Chat

*Ladybug is typing*

Ladybug: It’s just that there are some days when I ask myself why anyone would choose me to be a superhero

Ladybug: I’m a walking catastrophe

ChatNoir: :o

ChatNoir: You are NOT a walking catastrophe, My Lady!!!

ChatNoir: And you're an extraordinary superhero!

ChatNoir: I forbid you to think anything contrary!! >:(

ChatNoir: No one could do even half of what you do!

ChatNoir: Look at just now, you were absolutely amazing!! *-*

Ladybug: Thank you, chaton

Ladybug: I’m talking to my other self…

Ladybug: The one that's not Ladybug

Ladybug: I still was a real walking disaster this morning

Ladybug: I’m telling you, it shouldn't be allowed to be this clumsy!

ChatNoir: I’m sure you're exaggerating :)

Ladybug: And I’m sure that you have no idea of the scale of the problem

ChatNoir: What happened?

ChatNoir: Do you want to talk about it?

Ladybug: Not really…

*Ladybug is typing*

Ladybug: Actually I’m thinking of moving to Timbuktu, or something like that…

ChatNoir: Now? :o

Ladybug: Now

ChatNoir: You know, if this can reassure you I’m sure that I’m worse

Ladybug: I find it hard to believe that that's even humanly possible

ChatNoir: Wait okay

ChatNoir: Do you remember when I came late, 10 days ago?

Ladybug: Yes

ChatNoir: I accidentally got shut in the closet I transformed myself in

ChatNoir: And between us, that's not the first time it's happened...

Ladybug: I do that all the time…

ChatNoir; The first time I took the bus I was so excited that I didn't even notice I was going the wrong way!

ChatNoir: My friends waited an hour for me because of that!

Ladybug: One time i got my HAIR stuck in the back door of the bus!

Ladybug: I was so embarrassed that I didn't say anything and I had to wait for seven stops before someone went out through the door and got me out.

Ladybug: SEVEN!!

Ladybug: And naturally the only steps I had to go down were the ones I missed…

ChatNoir: Ouch…

ChatNoir: I can sympathize

ChatNoir: Did I tell you about the time I met the substitute in sports class?

Ladybug: ?

ChatNoir: I said “Hello sir”

ChatNoir: To her…

Ladybug: Nooooooo!

Ladybug: :o

ChatNoir: In my defense, the mistake was legitimate

ChatNoir: But fortunately no one besides my best friend heard me

ChatNoir: I mean, apart from the sub

ChatNoir: Strangely I had a bad grade in sports class for that trimester…

Ladybug: I can't carry a stack of plates without breaking at least one!

ChatNoir: Last winter I started leaving my window open

ChatNoir: There was six feet of snow in my room when I came back!

Ladybug: I erased my friend’s entire contact list trying to delete a photo!

Ladybug: Twice!!

ChatNoir: I almost headbutted my Chinese teacher when I tried to greet him!

Ladybug: I insulted someone in Chinese!

Ladybug: By accident

Ladybug: Because I don't know how to speak that language

Ladybug: And my cousin taught me an insult saying it was a greeting x(

ChatNoir: One time I set fire to my kitchen trying to make pasta!

Ladybug: WHAT??

Ladybug: But

Ladybug: How’d you do that?

ChatNoir: I forgot to put water in the pot

ChatNoir: Don’t be mean, I’ve never cooked in my life

ChatNoir: I mean I have cooked pasta

ChatNoir: Once

ChatNoir: But I’m not going to try it again, believe me! :D

Ladybug: xD

ChatNoir: (You're smiling :))

ChatNoir: (I’m sure that behind your screen you're smiling :))

Ladybug: :p

Ladybug: Maybe…

Ladybug: Thank you, Chat :)

ChatNoir: :3

Ladybug: But I still think that I’m more of a walking catastrophe than you are!

ChatNoir: I wouldn't bet on that if I were you :3

ChatNoir: I also think I’m contagious...

Ladybug: ?

ChatNoir: This morning I was completely lost in thought

ChatNoir: And I accidentally scared this girl in my class

ChatNoir: She was so startled that she knocked an entire pot of paint onto me

ChatNoir: I ended up with a shirt that was entirely blue, but it was all my fault

ChatNoir: My Lady?

ChatNoir: Are you there?

*Ladybug is typing*

*Ladybug is typing*

*Ladybug is typing*

*Ladybug is typing*

*Ladybug is typing*

Ladybug: Chat

ChatNoir: Yes?

*Ladybug is typing*

*Ladybug is typing*

*Ladybug is typing*

Ladybug: You’re blond, with green eyes

ChatNoir: Yes?

ChatNoir: Nice to see you've finally noticed ;)

ChatNoir: My Lady?

ChatNoir: Is everything okay?

*Ladybug is typing*

*Ladybug is typing*

*Ladybug is typing*

*Ladybug is typing*

Ladybug: You’re blond, with green eyes, you do fencing, a girl in your class spilled blue paint on you this morning on the stairs

ChatNoir: Yes, why?

ChatNoir: Wait

ChatNoir: Stairs?

ChatNoir: I didn't say anything about stairs

ChatNoir: Oh

ChatNoir: OH!

ChatNoir: !!!

ChatNoir: My Lady?

 ChatNoir: :o

ChatNoir: Wow

ChatNoir: Wow wow wow WOW

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND???

ChatNoir: You were UNDER MY NOSE the whole time!!

ChatNoir: I mean

ChatNoir: Technically no, you were behind me

ChatNoir: Maybe I would've found out faster if I had eyes grafted to my spine

ChatNoir: Whatever

ChatNoir: Probably not

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: How could I have been so stupid??

ChatNoir: It seems so obvious now

ChatNoir: Sorry

ChatNoir: I’m still processing it

ChatNoir: Wow

ChatNoir: My Lady?

ChatNoir: Are you still there?

ChatNoir: My Lady?

ChatNoir: Please don't stress yourself out, My Lady

ChatNoir: And don't be angry

ChatNoir: It’ll be okay

ChatNoir: My Lady?

ChatNoir: You’re not feeling faint or anything like that at least?

ChatNoir: My Lady

 ChatNoir: Please

ChatNoir: Say something

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: My Lady

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: Marinette

ChatNoir: I’m worried about you

ChatNoir: You don't need to say anything but just give me a sign

ChatNoir: Please

Ladybug: .

ChatNoir: Ok, so you're panicking

ChatNoir: Or it's just that you don't want to talk to me right now

ChatNoir: That's fine

ChatNoir: I mean no

ChatNoir: It's not fine

ChatNoir: But it’s better

ChatNoir: Better than you feeling faint I mean :(

ChatNoir: I’m worried because personally I kind of feel like I’m about to have a heart attack

ChatNoir: (Just a little, I’m fine :3)

ChatNoir: It’s just so

ChatNoir: Wow

ChatNoir: My heart’s beating a hundred miles an hour

ChatNoir: Wait

ChatNoir: Ok My Lady if you’re really in the middle of a panic attack don't forget to breathe

ChatNoir: Don't stress out

ChatNoir: Everything’s fine

ChatNoir: Exhale

ChatNoir: Slowly

ChatNoir: Calmly

ChatNoir: There

ChatNoir: Follow my rhythm

ChatNoir: Inhale

ChatNoir: Exhale

ChatNoir: Inhale

ChatNoir: Exhale

ChatNoir: Inhale

ChatNoir: Exhale

ChatNoir: (I know that if you're not having a panic attack I’ll seem like a real idiot but please please please don't freak out)

ChatNoir: I know you didn't want me to know who you are

ChatNoir: I’m sorry

ChatNoir: I mean no

ChatNoir: I mean yes

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: I’m sorry I know who you are when you didn't want me to

ChatNoir: But I’m glad it was you

ChatNoir: And I’m going to have a heart attack

ChatNoir: Actually I’m panicking a little too

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: My Lady

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: I just hope that you're not saying anything because you're stressing out

ChatNoir: And not because you don't want to talk to me

ChatNoir: My Lady?

*Ladybug is typing*

*Ladybug is typing*

*Ladybug is typing*

Ladybug: Stress

ChatNoir: Okay

ChatNoir: Okay okay okay okay okay

ChatNoir: It’ll be fine, My Lady

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: Don't worry

ChatNoir: It’ll be fine

ChatNoir: Oh

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: I just saw the time

ChatNoir: Class won't hesitate to resume

ChatNoir: I’m gonna go, My Lady

ChatNoir: We’ll see each other in class

ChatNoir: Don't run away when you see me

ChatNoir: Please

ChatNoir: And don't hit me

ChatNoir: I mean, you can if that would help you

ChatNoir: I take hits well ;)

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: But we’ll surely have to talk

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: I’m gonna go

ChatNoir: See you soon, Princess

*****

ChatNoir: My Lady?

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: I saw how fast you ran away at the end of class, I suppose you're already at your house

ChatNoir: I mean, if that's not the case, I’m pretty sure

ChatNoir: My Lady?

ChatNoir: Okay, if that's not the case, I can wait

ChatNoir: For a while

ChatNoir: I’m patient.

ChatNoir: …

ChatNoir: Actually no

ChatNoir: But I’m persistent >:3

ChatNoir: My Ladyyyyyyyyyy

ChatNoir: Marinette

ChatNoir: My Ladynette >:3

Ladybug: Chat…

ChatNoir: :D

ChatNoir: Princess!

ChatNoir: :D

*ChatNoir is typing*

*ChatNoir is typing*

ChatNoir: Okay, seriously

ChatNoir: Are you okay?

ChatNoir: I doubt that the day could’ve been any more intense

Ladybug: I’m okay

Ladybug: I’m taking everything in slowly 

*ChatNoir changed their name to Adrien*

Adrien: Yeah, me too

Adrien: Even if I think that I’ve already took everything in just fine :3

Ladybug: Wow

Adrien: ?

Ladybug: Never mind

Ladybug: That’s so weird

Ladybug: To talk to “Adrien” just like “Chat Noir”

Ladybug: I suppose it’ll take me a little more time to reconcile you two

*Adrien changed their name to Chadrien*

Chadrien: Is it better like that?

Ladybug: Silly cat :D

Chadrien: :3

Chadrien: Does that at least help you a little?

Ladybug: A little :D

Ladybug: But I think you can go back to “Adrien”

Ladybug: I should figure out how to get over it myself

Ladybug: I hope

Chadrien: Your wishes are my commands, Princess ;)

*Chadrien changed their name to Adrien*

*Ladybug changed their name to Marinette*

Marinette: :)

Adrien: Wow

Marinette: ?

Adrien: My Lady

Adrien: Princess

Adrien: Marinette

Adrien: :)

Marinette: Chaton…

Adrien: AND YOU STILL CALL ME CHATON!!!

Adrien: :D

Adrien: My Lady!!

Adrien: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

Marinette: Continue like that, and I won't start again xD

Adrien: Okay, I’ll calm down

Adrien: I mean, I’ll try :3

Marinette: That’d already be a good start :)

Marinette: Ah by the way

Marinette: I’m sorry for this noon

Marinette: When I figured out who you were

Marinette: I got a little panicked

Marinette: But I think I’m finally starting to come back down to an acceptable level of stress

Adrien: :)

Adrien: Excellent news

*Adrien is typing*

Adrien: Anyways, I propose that we talk about what happened just now

Adrien: At recess

Marinette: No

Marinette: Chat

Marinette: Adrien

Adrien: You

Marinette: No

Adrien: Kissed

Adrien: Me!

Adrien: !

Adrien: :3

Marinette: It was to make you SHUT UP!

Marinette: You were too chatty!!

Adrien: Don’t you realize that doing that will only make me talk even more? >:)

Adrien: You just created a monster, Princess!

Marinette: …

Marinette: It’s all your fault :o

Marinette: With your compliments

Marinette: Your “Princess”es

Marinette: And

*Marinette is typing*

*Marinette is typing*

*Marinette is typing*

Marinette: Forget it

Marinette: I wouldn't dare to repeat all the things you said

Adrien: True love is indescribable, My Lady… ;)

Marinette: Chaton…

Marinette: You’re doing it again…

Adrien: Sorry

Adrien: I mean, not really :3

Adrien: But I know I tend to be a little overenthusiastic

Marinette: A little?

Adrien: A lot?

Marinette: More like, yeah…

Adrien: >:3

*Adrien is typing*

*Adrien is typing*

Adrien: More seriously, Princess

*Adrien is typing*

Adrien: Do you regret it?

*Adrien is typing*

*Adrien is typing*

*Adrien is typing*

Adrien: You? Me?

Adrien: The kiss?

*Marinette is typing*

*Marinette is typing*

Marinette: No

*Marinette is typing*

Marinette: Not for a second

Adrien: *-*

Adrien: My Ladyyyyyyy *-*

Adrien: THIS IS DEFINITELY THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Adrien: I needed to tell you again *-*

Marinette: Chaton… x)

*Marinette is typing*

*Marinette is typing*

Marinette: Okay, me too

Adrien: *-*

Marinette: :)

Marinette: And sincerely, for the kiss

Marinette: It was worth it if only to see Chloe’s face xD

Adrien: I admit, that was pretty epic xD

Adrien: But at one point I really was scared that she was going to pull her teeth out!

Adrien: (Don’t worry about that, My Lady, I’ll protect you from anything that might happen >:o)

Adrien: Even if I’m not sure what to think of the fact that the ONLY thing there is to take away of our first kiss out of costume had to be that Chloe was watching…

Marinette: :)

Marinette: Don't worry, Chaton, it’s not the ONLY thing to take away

Adrien: :o

Marinette: But I won't say anything else…

Marinette: ;)

Adrien: My Ladyyyy

Adrien: You’re so cruel :’(

Marinette: Stay strong ;)

Adrien: Sniff

*Adrien is typing*

Adrien: Anyways

Adrien: Marinette

*Adrien is typing*

*Adrien is typing*

Adrien: I know this might seem like a weird question

Adrien: But

Adrien: Could we go out together?

*Marinette is typing*

Marinette: I don't know

*Marinette is typing*

Marinette: Do you want us to go out together?

Adrien: Yes

Adrien: Really

Marinette: Then yes :)

Marinette: Really

*Adrien is typing*

*Adrien is typing*

Adrien: *0*

Adrien: *0*

Adrien: *0*!!!!!

Adrien: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY TOTALLY THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE§!!!!!!

Adrien: Really!!

Adrien: Princess?

Marinette: I’m ok

Marinette: I’m still taking it all in

Adrien: Take all the time you need :3

Adrien: My Lady

Adrien: My Princess

Adrien: My Marinette

Adrien: :3

*Adrien is typing*

*Adrien is typing*

Adrien: Marinette?

Marinette: Yes?

Adrien: I’d like to kiss you

*Marinette is typing*

*Marinette is typing*

*Marinette is typing*

*Marinette is typing*

Marinette: Now?

Adrien: Now

Adrien: (And definitely later too) :3

Adrien: But mostly right now

*Marinette is typing*

*Marinette is typing*

Marinette: Okay

*Marinette is typing*

Marinette: Me too

Adrien: *-*

Marinette: Chaton

*Marinette is typing*

*Marinette is typing*

*Marinette is typing*

*Marinette is typing*

Marinette: I’d like to kiss you

Marinette: Now

Adrien: *-*

Marinette: …

Adrien: …

Marinette: Meet you under the Eiffel Tower in five minutes?

Adrien: In front of our future ticket office? ;)

Marinette: Chaton… x)

Adrien: I know, I know

Adrien: I’ll be there before you know it!

Adrien: See you soon!!!

Adrien: My Marinette <3

Marinette: See you soon

Marinette: Adrien <3

*** END ***