Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Twinkle Towne
kelsi
ryan
sharpay
troy
gabriella

Playmaker2000: Umm hey everyone I just wanted to say that you all did great tonight. I’m very proud of all of you!

SeasonsOfGay: Thank you, Kelsi! Troy and Gabbie were wonderful, congrats guys on closing your first show!

TheOnlyOneThatMatters: They didn’t do as good as what we could have done. But they were fine.

SeasonsOfGay: Be nice, Sharpay.

Bolton14: wow.

Gabriella: Thanks Kelsi :)

TheOnlyOneThatMatters: Hey I’m just stating the facts.

SeasonsOfGay: Calm down sis

TheOnlyOneThatMatters: No.

Bolton14: Maybe you should just leave then.

TheOnlyOneThatMatters has left the chat.

SeasonsOfGay: wow.

Playmaker2000: ooooookk. I’m going to go to bed now. Night!

Gabriella: Night!

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Twinkle Towne
kelsi
ryan
troy
gabriella

Playmaker2000: hey guys auditions for the spring musical are on wednesday. hope to see you there!

SeasonsOfGay: righto!

Bolton14 has added LunkheadBasketballMan to the chat.

SeasonsOfGay: umm?

SeasonsOfGay: Hello?

SeasonsOfGay: Are you wanting to audition?

LunkheadBasketballMan: wtf bro Twinkle Towne????

LunkheadBasketballMan: i am NOT gonna be in a chat called Twinkle Towne

LunkheadBasketballMan has changed the name to WHAT TEAM?!

SeasonsOfGay: omg

Playmaker2000: Is this Chad?

SeasonsOfGay: Obviously

LunkheadBasketballMan: why did nobody invite me into this chat until now

SeasonsOfGay: Why are you even here?

LunkheadBasketballMan: funny story

Bolton14: *sigh*

Bolton14: chad saw the notification from kelsey and was upset so he forced me to add him

LunkheadBasketballMan: YOU WERE IN A CHAT WITHOUT ME YOU WERE BASICALLY CHEATING ON ME WITH PEOPLE I DONT KNOW

Bolton14: bro calm down we aren't dating??? i’m with gabriella?

LunkheadBasketballMan: i cannot believe you

LunkheadBasketballMan: after all we've been through

LunkheadBasketballMan: you do this to me.

SeasonsOfGay: I’m thoroughly confused.

LunkheadBasketballMan: Troy cheated on me with you and im upset

SeasonsOfGay: He didnt?

LunkheadBasketballMan: ugh forget it

SeasonsOfGay: okay?

Gabriella: OMG guys!

Bolton14: WHAT???????

Gabriella: I got 110% on my calculus exam!

Bolton14: nice!

LunkheadBasketballMan: aww boy here they go im outta here bye

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WHAT TEAM?!
kesli
ryan
gabriella
troy
chad

LunkheadBasketballMan: bros i forgot this chat existed

LunkheadBasketballMan: its been like two days

LunkheadBasketballMan: this was a great idea

LunkheadBasketballMan: wait where is everyone

LunkheadBasketballMan: omg is everyone at auditions

LunkheadBasketballMan: well then im just gonna have to make new friends

LunkheadBasketballMan has added CremeBRUHle, Taylor McKissMyASS, and [email protected] to the chat.

[email protected]: WILDCATS!

LunkheadBasketballMan: wtf

[email protected]: just answering your question?

LunkheadBasketballMan: what question. i haven't said anything

CremeBRUHle: omg jason thats the name of the group chat it doesn't have to be answered

Taylor McKissMyASS: I literally hate how none of you are using capital letters or punctuation. It’s making me cringe.

LunkheadBasketballMan: wut did u say i cnt hear u cuz ur speakin a dif lng.

Taylor McKissMyASS: sigh. Well at least you used a period.

LunkheadBasketballMan: wut did u say i cnt hear u cuz ur speakin a dif lng*

Taylor McKissMyASS: I hate you.

LunkheadBasketballMan: <3

SeasonsOfGay: I come back from auditions to 18 notifications, most from people I don't know??

Bolton14: hey guys whats up

Taylor McKissMyASS: eh hem

Bolton14: my b

Bolton14: hey guys and girls whats up

Taylor McKissMyASS: Better

Taylor McKissMyASS: I’m doing quite well. How were auditions?

Playmaker2000: oh my goodness everyone was so good! Ryan’s choreography seems to be exactly what the musical needs and a lot of the actors were able to pick it up really easily.

SeasonsOfGay: thanks kelso!

Taylor McKissMyASS: That’s wonderful news! When is the cast list posted?

Gabriella: Ms. Darbus said by Friday at lunch at the latest.

CremeBRUHle: well good luck! hope you get the roles!

SeasonsOfGay: NO! ITS BREAK A LEG NOT GOOD LUCK YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

LunkheadBasketballMan: damn twinkle toes calm down

[email protected]: wait hang on. Ryan is gay?

Bolton14: omg

Playmaker2000: *facepalm*

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WHAT TEAM?!
kelsi
ryan
gabriella
troy
chad
jason
zeke
taylor

SeasonsOfGay: Quick. Does anyone here know how to dance???

CremeBRUHle: no but I can bake!

LunkheadBasketballMan: we know you bake, Zeke, that wasnt the question

CremeBRUHle: well sorry!

Gabriella: I do a little bit, but I assume you aren't asking for people who are in the show?

SeasonsOfGay: Correct

LunkheadBasketballMan: why do you need a dancer, ryan. aren't you like the best there is?

SeasonsOfGay: I need someone to help me with this show. Like an assistant.

LunkheadBasketballMan: ahh sorry bro. wish i could help but i don't dance

SeasonsOfGay: I’m sure you can if you try

LunkheadBasketballMan: not a chance.

LunkheadBasketballMan: wait i know someonee who can dance!!!!

LunkheadBasketballMan has added DancingQween to the chat.

DancingQween: okay i literally made this account like ten minutes ago when chad walked, well ran, to my table at free period and told me to?

DancingQween: hi everyone!

DancingQween: not sure why im here but here i am?

CremeBRUHle: ayyy hows it goin!

[email protected]: hello martha!!!

Bolton14: sup martha

DancingQween: okay i assume Bolton14 is troy and CremeBRUHle is zeke?

DancingQween: wait

DancingQween: jason why is your name just your email address??

Taylor McKissMyASS: Don’t ask.

[email protected]: she already did.

Taylor McKissMyASS: Well then don’t answer.

[email protected]: i already did that too….

Playmaker2000: jason thought he had to put his email in for the username and now doesn't know how to fix it. we aren't helping him. He tried to go up to darbus in homeroom yesterday to ask if she could help and she took his phone away and gave him detention.

Taylor McKissMyASS: I mean it wasn’t a huge shock to anyone except him. You know how Ms. Darbus is with cell phones.

DancingQween: haha that is true. man i miss a lot when im gone for a day and i don't see any of you until lunch to get all the juicy gossip

Gabriella: That’s right!! You had your competition yesterday! How was it??

DancingQween: it went better than i expected! this was my first competition for tap dancing and im not the best at it yet but i got 9th place our of 30 contestants so !!

Gabriella: CONGRATULATIONS :) :) :) :)

Taylor McKissMyASS: You go girl! We have to celebrate this weekend! Who’s up for frozen yogurt?

Playmaker2000: me!

Gabriella: me!

DancingQween: oh you know im always down for some froyo!

SeasonsOfGay: wait hang on

SeasonsOfGay: Martha, you dance??

DancingQween: boy where have you been? hip hop is my passion.

LunkheadBasketballMan: see! i told you i knew someone who could dance!

SeasonsOfGay: Martha, how would you like to help me with the spring musical?

DancingQween: umm maybe?? why are you asking me?


SeasonsOfGay: Chad did say he knew someone who could dance and if Chad thinks you can dance than you probably can definitely dance. I mean he did say I was the best there is so :P

LunkheadBasketballMan: shut up.

SeasonsOfGay: You're at free period still right martha?

DancingQween: yah

SeasonsOfGay: where at?

DancingQween: Library? WHy?

SeasonsOfGay: aight I will be there in ten.

[email protected]: are we still on for froyo?

[email protected]: guys?

[email protected]: froyo?

[email protected]: well im at froyo so i guess i will eat here alone.

[email protected]: selfie with the frozen yogurt bros [picture message]

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WHAT TEAM?!
kelsi
ryan
chad
martha
zeke
gabriella
taylor
troy
jason

DancingQween: HOLY SHIT GUYS OMG

SeasonsOfGay: NO GUYS THIS IS ACTUALLY INTENSE COME ON JOIN THE CONVERSATION

CremeBRUHle: sorry i was checking the pie in the oven. whats up?

[email protected]: what pie??

SeasonsOfGay: JASON THIS IS NO TOIME FOR YOUR QUESTIONS THIS IS A LIEGTU THING

LunkheadBasketballMan: damn twinkletoes your spelling is atrocious

Taylor McKissMyASS: Wow, Chad, I didn’t even know atrocious was in your vocabulary.

LunkheadBasketballMan: i hate you

DancingQween: OKAY WELL SINCE ZEKE ASKED IM GONNA JUST SAY IT

Bolton14: apparently that skater dude who sits near us at lunch is in jail.

Gabriella: yeah they were talking about it at rehearsal earlier.

DancingQween: OKAY SO LOGAN THE SKATER DUDE BRO WHO PLAYS THE CELLO IS LIKE IN JAIL BECAUSE HE ROBBED THE PIZZA PLACE HE USED TO WORK AT AT GUN POINT

DancingQween: SERIOUSLY TROY? SERIOUSLY GABBS? MY ONE MOMENT TO SHINE WITH THIS STORY AND YOU HAD TO GO AND SAY IT BEFORE ME? UGH I HATE YOU EXCEPT I DONT EXCEPT I DO

Taylor McKissMyASS: What?? Seriously????

CremeBRUHle: oh SHIT

Playmaker2000: its crazy! like theres nothing on the news that says why he went into the pizza place.

LunkheadBasketballMan: my bet is that he wanted revenge for getting fired or something.

[email protected]: or that he wanted some pizza

[email protected]: cause like. same.

CremeBRUHle: okay sorry i thought my pie was burning. but damn like thats intense.

SeasonsOfGay: its crazy cause he doesn't seem the person to do that. but i mean he did do it. so now he's in jail and we are down one cello player for this musical. IM FREAKING OUT MAN, FREAKING OUT.

Bolton14: dude chill. its gonna be okay. we have like a backup cello person thing

Playmaker2000: your technical terms astound me

SeasonsOfGay: THATS NOT THE POINT. BESIDES. ITS MICHAEL. MICHAEL HAS ONLY PLAYED CELLO FOR THREE WEEKS. HES ONLY HERE BECAUSE MS DARBUS IS GIVING HIM EXCTA CREDIT SO HE CAN FINALLY GRADUATE. HES BEEN HERE FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS.

LunkheadBasketballMan: okay so fun fact my grandpa knows how to play like almost every string instrument??? my grandma knows the ones he doesn't know. they're like a walking orchestra.

SeasonsOfGay: H

SeasonsOfGay: O

SeasonsOfGay: L

SeasonsOfGay: Y

SeasonsOfGay: S

SeasonsOfGay: H

SeasonsOfGay: I

SeasonsOfGay: T

SeasonsOfGay: CHAD YOU ARE SLOWLY BECOMING LIKE MY MOST FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD. WHERE DOES YOUR GRANDPA LIVE. CAN HE GIVE LESSONS.

LunkheadBasketballMan: i mean he lives in albuqueerque so

LunkheadBasketballMan: albuqueerque

LunkheadBasketballMan: shit

SeasonsOfGay: i mean same?

SeasonsOfGay: but really tho. can your grandpa give lessons??

LunkheadBasketballMan: i dont see why not? my grandma loves having people over. she's been trying to get me into the performing arts for like years to no avail. haha sorry grams. try again next year.

LunkheadBasketballMan: but anyway yeah hmu if you want his help im sure he'd love to

DancingQween: NOICE

SeasonsOfGay: THNAK YOU!!!!

LunkheadBasketballMan: oh sure anytime

SeasonsOfGay: :)

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AlburQUEERque
kelsi
ryan
chad
martha
zeke
gabriella
taylor
troy
jason

[email protected]: hey. hey guys. guys. i figured it out

DancingQween: whats up jason?

CremeBRUHle: bro did you finally learn how to tie your shoes?!

[email protected]: very funny…..

[email protected]: but no..

[email protected]: anyway! i figured out how to change the group chat name!

LunkheadBasketballMan: no.

LunkheadBasketballMan: you did not

LunkheadBasketballMan: JACE MY GRANDMOTHER WILL SEE THIS WHEN YOU ALL TALK TO ME

LunkheadBasketballMan: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HER

LunkheadBasketballMan: SHES GONNA BE ALL LIKE “AWW CHADRICK DID YOU FINALLY REALISE YOURE GAY” AND IM NOT

Bolton14: Bro i didn't know your name was chadrick

LunkheadBasketballMan: ITS NOT

LunkheadBasketballMan: MY NAME IS ISADORE CHAD DANFORTH. WHERE DID SHE EVEN GET CHADRICK FROM

SeasonsOfGay: This is so funny to me.

SeasonsOfGay: Sharpay would definitely use this as blackmail

CremeBRUHle: ahh yes. Sharpay. Where has she been? You two are like always together. She should be in this chat.

Bolton14: NO

LunkheadBasketballMan: NO

[email protected]: NO

Taylor McKissMyASS has added TheOnlyOneThatMatters to the chat.

LunkheadBasketballMan: TAYLOR WHY

Taylor McKissMyASS: I just like to watch the world burn.

TheOnlyOneThatMatters: Ok you know what. Same. You’re alright, nerd mcqueen

[email protected]: mcqueen? rest in peace.

SeasonsOfGay: what?

[email protected]: you know. lightning mcqueen. from the Cars documentaries? The new one looks like he’s gonna die in it

SeasonsOfGay: i just… what…?

TheOnlyOneThatMatters: i’m gonna tell him

Gabriella: DONT YOU DARE

LunkheadBasketballMan: OKAY BUT BACK TO THE ORIGINAL POINT

LunkheadBasketballMan: SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE NAME OF THIS BEFORE MY GRAMS SEES IT

Taylor McKissMyASS: Okay, okay. I’ll do it.

Taylor McKissMyASS has changed the name to HELLO, CHAD’S GRANDMA WE ARE ALL GAY HERE

LunkheadBasketballMan: TAYLOR I SWEAR TO GOD

TheOnlyOneThatMatters: Cursing the name of God?? In your own grandmothers house? Chadrick, I thought you knew better!

LunkheadBasketballMan has changed the name to AlburQUEERque

LunkheadBasketballMan: Just. Just leave it. It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything is. Great. Its fine.

LunkheadBasketballMan: *everything is not fine*

[email protected]: GUYS

[email protected]: I DID IT

[email protected]: I TIED MY SHOE

[email protected]: [picture message]

SeasonsOfGay: slow clap from the nosebleeds

LunkheadBasketballMan: MY SON’S ALL GROWN UP

LunkheadBasketballMan: HONEY LOOK HE DID IT!

SeasonsOfGay: MY TINY CHILD HAS DONE THE UNTHINKABLE

SeasonsOfGay: ISADEAR LOOK HOW MUCH HE HAS GROWN

LunkheadBasketballMan: OH DARLING I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME

LunkheadBasketballMan: *cries happy tears*

SeasonsOfGay: *also cries happy tears*

TheOnlyOneThatMatters: Oh my god you guys are so gay

TheOnlyOneThatMatters has left the chat