5 Works in The Eternal Crack Server Fic Rec Collection

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    Voldemort concocts a plan to turn the Boy Who Lived into a dark weapon for him to use against the rest of the Wizarding World. His plan doesn't stop there. As punishment for Lucius's failure, he makes Draco Malfoy Harry's Intended... the only one who can sustain him.
    As Draco is forced into a bond he does not want, given the choice between giving up his lifeblood and Azkaban, the young man learns that you don't know quite what you have until it's gone.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    3
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    45
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    1,004
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    192
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    21,366
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    It was love at first punch.

    In which Katsuki is a cocky alpha who needs to be taken down a peg, and Izuku is just the man willing to give him a bloody nose.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,346
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    23
    Comments:
    990
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    14,481
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    3,016
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    173,832
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    “They spotted the White Demon in a village nearby! They said its shadow blocked out the sun and its body sparkled red from the blood of its victims! Hunters went out to fell the beast, but they came back empty handed!”

    Viktor stops his steps, his curiosity piqued.

    “Again? But did it not just plunder the city for its riches? And the village nearby! Pray tell, when was this!”

    “Just a few hours ago! My sister lives in the village and send me a raven as soon as the hunters came back. She says they managed to wound the foul beast!”

    “They did? And nobody got hurt? I heard that monster can freeze someone's soul with only its piercing gaze! And that it is as big as a house! With teeth as long as a grown man’s arm! And that it can control your mind if you touched its scales!”

    Viktor scoffs. The stories get more and more ridiculous the more dragons are sighted.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,336
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    180
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    776
    Bookmarks:
    189
    Hits:
    10,101
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    So, he had sex for the first time ever, with what has to be the most beautiful man Yuuri’s ever seen.... and he doesn’t remember any of it.

    Seems right on par for Yuuri’s life, really.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,747
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    382
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    4,182
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    AU in which Yuuri still doesn’t remember the banquet, somehow doesn’t blow Japanese Nationals, runs into Victor at the World Championships, and has absolutely no idea why his idol is suddenly friendly and incredibly handsy.

    Does Yuuri care about his reasons? No. It’s Victor Effing Nikiforov.

    Basically this is an excuse for total fluff. And porn. And shit-talking with bonus smut. (Edited for accuracy.) Happy birthday, Victor.

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    Victor turned back to him, supernova smile in place once more. “I really, really like you. Promise you’ll still dance with me at the banquet if you take gold this time around.”

    Yuuri stared at the man. He looked at their entwined hands—he hadn’t wanted to pull away—and their thighs, pressed together despite there being plenty of room in the backseat of the cab. That scent of Victor’s cologne—just a dab, lightly applied somewhere on his neck—swirled around him. This was too real to be a dream, too physical for him to have imagined it.

    “I’m sorry,” Yuuri said slowly. “But…have we talked before?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    22
    Comments:
    1,559
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    27,605
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