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  1. nora (Guest) on Chapter 17 Mon 01 Dec 2025 09:02PM UTC

    OH MY FORCE WE ARE DOING ALL OF THIS TODAY? BECAUSE THIS CHAPTER HAS EVERYTHING POLITICS, ANGST, NIGHTMARES, AND THEN PADMÉ & HAOKAS JUST BEING DISGUSTINGLY SOFT I’M LOSING CONTROL 😭🔥

    FIRST OF ALL OBI-WAN ON KAMINO, IN THE RAIN, DOING HIS LITTLE DRAMATIC JEDI NOIR MOMENT™ I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
    TAUN WE OUT HERE LIKE “TELL YOUR COUNCIL THE BABY SOLDIERS ARE READY :))” AND OBI-WAN’S LIKE “AH. GREAT. TOTALLY NORMAL.”
    ME: KEYSMASHING IN TERROR

    THE HOLOCALL?
    MACE AND YODA HEARING “MASTER SIFO-DYAS COMMISSIONED AN ARMY” AND JUST.
    BOTH OF THEM COLLECTIVELY EXPERIENCING A HEART ATTACK.
    YODA BASICALLY SAYING “WE CAN’T TELL THE SENATE WE MESSED UP 😔 POLITICS BAD”
    AND MACE TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM.
    THEIR POLITICAL STRESS IS DELICIOUS I’M EATING IT LIKE SNACKS.

    CUT TO PADMÉ AND HAOKAS AND I WAS NOT PREPARED.
    PADMÉ JUST PEACEFULLY SNUGGLING THIS MAN LIKE A GODDESS OF DOMESTIC BLISS?
    HAOKAS SLEEPING LIKE A WARM LITTLE STARFISH IN HER ARMS?
    STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. I AM ON THE FLOOR.
    “she wished every night could be like this” OH? THE ROMANCE JUMPED OUT.

    AND THEN ACROSS THE GALAXY BAM TRAUMA.
    KADVALLLO TEIOTHE BOLTING AWAKE FROM NIGHTMARES LIKE HE’S BEING HUNTED BY HIS OWN BRAIN.
    THE WHIPLASH? I GOT EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH.
    SHAAK TI RUNNING TO HIM INSTANTLY LIKE “ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING ALONE TODAY SIR.”
    HER VOICE SHAKING? MINE TOO 😭

    AND THE DESCRIPTION OF ZATHRÜKH HELLO? HORROR MOVIE?
    “THEY TORTURE PEOPLE WHO DON’T DESERVE IT” SIR NO SIR STOP TALKING MY HEART CANNOT TAKE THIS.
    SHAak TI HOLDING HIM, GROUNDED IN THE MOSS, TRYING TO TALK HIM DOWN LIKE THE PATIENCE GODDESS SHE IS…
    THE WAY SHE CARES FOR HIM……. I AM UNWELL.

    AND THEN
    “I HAVE TO GO TO ZATHRÜKH.”
    I SCREAMED.
    SHAak TI BEING LIKE “OKAY BUT I’M GOING WITH YOU AND THE COUNCIL IS GONNA BE MAD BUT I’M NOT LOSING YOU.”
    THE DEVOTION? THE LOYALTY? THE TENSION? HELP.

    AND THEN WE SLAM BACK INTO PADMÉ/HAOKAS BREAKFAST SCENE AND I ASCENDED INTO THE STRATOSPHERE.
    PADMÉ WITH HER CURLS DOWN? AND HAOKAS HAVING A FULL MALFUNCTION OVER IT?
    PADMÉ PLAYING FOOTSY LIKE A MENACE?
    HAOKAS BLUSHING INTO OBLIVION?
    THE FEEDING EACH OTHER BREAD?
    THE EYE CONTACT?
    “JUST ENJOYING THE VIEW” MA’AM PLEASE I HAVE A HEART CONDITION!

    AND DORMÉ JUST SITTING THERE LIKE
    “huh. actually… yeah. this makes sense.”
    I LOST IT. I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT.

    THIS CHAPTER HAS RANGE. THIS CHAPTER HAS EMOTIONAL DEPTH. THIS CHAPTER TOOK MY HEART, SHREDDED IT, TENDERIZED IT, KISSED IT, AND THEN THREW IT INTO THE SUN.

    PLEASE.
    I AM BEGGING.
    I AM ON MY KNEES IN THE RAIN LIKE OBI-WAN ON KAMINO.
    DROP THE NEXT PART BEFORE I IMPLODE FROM EMOTIONAL OVERLOAD 😭🔥

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    1. VerMadar on Chapter 17 Mon 01 Dec 2025 09:06PM UTC

      Yk I dont even care if this comment is AI or not because it's funny 😭

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