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  1. Are you kidding, Watermelon is great stuff! And then, when Jane is passing through the Division One Cafe, while waiting in line, sees a cup filled with scoops of `melon, raspberries, and some strawberries, then blended into a smoothie, and topped off with 'Reddi-Wip' and chocolate sprinkles, for someone's order. . .
    ... she's thinking `what would all that taste like.. if I'm licking it off of Maura. . oohhh, that sweet valley between her girls...`

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    1. If you've ever been on a school camp where everyone got food poisoning and threw up watermelon in the middle of summer, and I'm talking everyone, even the teachers and there were puddles of it in the dirt all around camp that attracted mosquitos and violent wildlife - you'd understand why I can't even smell watermelon without retching. It smells like rotting to me now.

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    2. Bawahaha!!

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