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  1. TheFUCK are my GODDAMN keys?

    Granted, I am Team!Ben to a screaming degree. Like PLEASE NO TOUCH DADDY’s DADDY REY!!!!

    But.

    Lest the gentle viewers forget… Daddy’s Daddy @ 50…

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    *stammers vein*

    Last Edited Thu 01 Sep 2022 02:11PM UTC

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    1. TheFUCK are my GODDAMN keys?

      Like for realzies, I kept seeing Han at 80 in my head as I read, and no judging… I still REALLY WOULD… but I had to go back and research/remind myself of the character ages in your fic, and like DAMN.

      Rey has an EMBARRASSMENT of RICHES, BITCHES.

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      1. will admit i have done lazy math for this one, bc i always forget that Harrison and Carrie had a Significant age gap, too, and i look at Han as a character and think "that's a man who would've fucked raw at a young age" and thus put him in the "early 20s fatherhood" category, but...oh well.

        (also i so would, i wouldddd, bc Harrison was my first crush at the tender age of 6, before his hot DAYUM son came into canon.)

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        1. TheFUCK are my GODDAMN keys?

          Snorts. He so would’ve fucked raw at 20’s.

          Also side quest.
          I DELIGHT in the fact that both Carrie attested to the SHATTERING strength of the weed Harrison smoked during their affair and that Michelle Phillips (singer in the Mamas & the Pappas) saw Star Wars and when Harrison showed up, she blurted out, “Hey, that’s my weed dealer!”

          Would do with doobie.

          Also JINX ON YOUR AGE 6 Harrison Crush.

          HARD. SAME. Bitch :)

          At 6, I was so deeply in lust with him and Carrie both.

          I would rewatch ever damn scene between them because — first time thru I HAD TO STARE AT HIM, and second time thru I HAD TO STARE AT HER.

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