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  1. twentyonethousand Wed 31 May 2023 06:06PM UTC

    Why are you giving Tim my exact teeth issues???? What the fuck Mouse??? Are you ACTUALLY in my house? The tooth gap is gone due to braces, and I had to have a bite plate for two years to adjust my overbite (it was a 75% bite meaning it covered 75% of my lower teeth, now its like idk 20% probably). But all my teeth are weirdly jagged and pointed from years of grinding them subconsciously. I’m now giving Tim my remaining teeth issues of just Holes. Idk they aren’t cavities I just have small divots and indentations and holes in my teeth, the dentists also dont know but they’re not cavities so they dont do anything. Gave me preemptive fillings as a kid for them cause they didnt trust me to brush well.

    “Maybe for his first patrol, he can do a joint patrol with Cass, or, Hell, if she isn't in the city at the time, Jason. Yeah, that'd be pretty cool.” -JASON AND THE SPOOKS PART TWO

    “Oh, big stretch, cat. Anyways, take your time, I'm happy to cat-sit.” -YJ squad babysitting Dex <3, I love how batfam (minus Cass) are so concerned about Red Latern Cat and YJ is like “omg Red Lantern Cat”

    Bart thinking he was actually Batman was absolutely hilarious -Ok that is literally one of my favorite parts of YJ, its fucking hilarious how absolutely annoyed Tim is during that exchange

    Alfred nodded and squeezed his hand. "Do visit more often, dearest," he urged, "Some of us do miss your presence. And convince Master Jason to drop by with you, as well. Tell him I'll make him those merenguitos he loves so much." -Alfred calling Tim dearest still gets me, if you ever write another Alfred pov im gonna sob violently during it i just KNOW it. Also Alfred knowing Jason and Tim have mended and care for each other 🥹

    Kon and I'll see you tomorrow for that meeting with GreenGlo, okay - I love how you just sprinkle in that Bodyguard Kon is still here. Like im SURE so much of the office just thinks Tims showing off his boytoy

    like he's trying to make sure Tim didn't commit forgery. Again. -Tim maybe if you didnt commit forgerY SO OFTEN THIS WOULDNT BE A WORRY

    I don't lie that often."
    Just right now. And yesterday. And the day before. And twice the other other day -Omg pathological liar core just like me fr

    Superboy (soon to be Supernova), Impulse, and Wonder Girl were all ranked first and Tim was taking that particular secret to the grave. -Thinking about the past fic where Tim told Kon he was in the Top 100, but was in Number 2 really at that point. And now he’s #1

    Hmm. Tim should pick up an old hobby. Something that had really made him happy. -STALKER TIM STALKER TIM, DC were COWARDS not fully utilizing his terrible boundaries

    Kon beamed right back, bringing that floaty, bubbly warmth to Tim's chest and his cheeks - yeah you’re literally in love with him Tim. Mouse you are KILLING me with Tim acknowledging the adaptation in his feelings it feels like you’re starting to edge towards romantic TimKon and im just waiting like a dog to be fed

    He and the team haven't called out the Super Cycle in a while, huh? The Cycle was probably roaming at will but maybe Tim should try whistling for it soon, just to see if it'll come to Tim -this is the second Super Cycle reference cant wait to see our fav New Gensis Orb 💅🏻💅🏻

    He's so cool," Tim breathed, and it was true. -Hero Worship Tim <3 he is so parasocial (just like us fr)

    Psychologically, Tim should not be as okay with Jason as he is. There is, in theory, something wrong up there. -well at least he is self aware!

    But anyways, Jason's kinda, like, tried to be around Tim. And it's been good. Even kind of a little cool, maybe even fun. -BROTHERS YOUR HONOR. Tim is a wet cat desperately fighting Little Brother Allegations but is just so Brother Shaped

    Tim thinks of those jackets that Jason has. Well, Tim, at least, knows that he's getting a new jacket soon. Or maybe two. -HA i bet Jason does not know about this, can’t wait for more confusion on Jason missing jackets

    So Pru, in a shirt brown wig and the name tag 'Prim' was beside him as his temporary bodyguard. And he could hear her laughing. -YOU GIVE US PRU BUT CRUMBS CRUMBS OF PRU, we haven’t seen her in AGGGGEEEES if at ALL. I miss her, right hand to Atheris

    Tim hates Lex Luthor on fucking principal because he's imparted such a big chunk of identity issues and anxiety and self-doubt on Kon that Tim kinda wants to steal some of his cars and take them tearing up the coast with Kon, Bart, and Cassie and return them half-wrecked with blown out tires. -YJ bullying Superman and Lex Luthor for Superboy means everything to me and more

    Hmn. You're not a CEO, Tim," Bruce states, "You're 16."
    "I'm the majority share holder," Tim tells him, blatantly confused because no shit, Tim isn't the CEO, "And I hold the position of head of the Neon Knights."
    "You have...less power than you think," Bruce grunts. -smacks Bruce with an entire encyclopedia collection so he can learn to use his words better

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    1. Mouse_in_this_house Wed 31 May 2023 06:50PM UTC

      AHHHH?? so i dont have gap teeth. But. BUT my cuspids and molars are VERY sharp and jagged and i have some very /weird/ like,,,grooves in my teeth. Ive never had braces. The dentists WANT what i have lmao

      Jason and his spook siblings my beloved<3

      YJ kids be like 'omg cat<333' and are full unconcerned with the lorge cat who previously had unparalleled bloodlust

       

      IT WAS SO FUNNY??? THE WAY HE DID HIS HAOR TO LOOK LIKE BAT EARS??? AMAZING

      Tim's v handsome leatherjacket wearing pierced boytoy lol<3 personally i love tall! Kon and short! Tim bc i believe kon should have a short bf who pulls his head down under his chin and kisses he forehead and tim shoupd have a tall bf who tilts his face up to give he nose kissies. V cute imo

      Tim is like "why do u doubt me :/" and hes just a patholpgical liar

      Tims such,,,,like,,,,inspo for manic daydreamer liar girles and boys everywhere i love him<3

      Tims number one heroes list goes like: Supernova. Impulse. Wondergirl. Black Bat tied for 1st (Batman is number 7 on his top 10 list. Bruce can never know hes ranked below Green Lantern(6), Blue Beetle(4), Nightwing (2), Red Hood(5), and Oracle(3))

      DC lost their true Tim Drake origins none of the postboot tims are insane enough and they all lack his severe unmitigated autistic rizz

      Tim is like,,,slowly recognizing that hes been in love w kon for,,,,,quite some time atp. Its like,,,iceberg pace. But its kinda slowly hitting him that "oh,,,these feelings are Not Platonic" cant decjde if kons just gonna realize it first or tims gonna be wretchedly hiding his feelings and kons just gonna wake up one day and be like "i wanna marry this raccoon goblin i must Woo Him Immediately" and shemanigans commence

      Tim cravees the adrenaline hit he gets from the psychotic new genesis car on the daily

      Not tim's uncontrollable Older Brother/Personal Hero hero worship💀💀

      He is self aware but hes nlt fixing the issue

      Tim has such strong younger middle brother energy. Hes youngest brother adjacent shaped

      Jason, missing two leather jackets: ???
      Tim, adding to his absolute ginormous hoard of clothes he has stolen: ^-^

      Pru my insane badger lady<3 i gotta bring her, z, and owens back soon

      YJ @ Kons genetic donors: alr square up fr
      I plan a bkrthday fic for kon where they steal lexs car, get donuts, crash it, take it to tear up the coast line, blow out all 4 tires, get into a fender bender, and leave spilled slushie all over the seats when they return it.

      Bruce is so,,,,,hhhh SIR. SPEAK. WORDS.

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      1. twentyonethousand Wed 31 May 2023 07:46PM UTC

        Lame-o, having a gap tooth as a child is GREAT. do you know how many small rocks I hid in my mouth? Dentists do NOT want what I have. I baffle them, they want to study me. I had to get laser surgery in my mouth at like age 11, and that didnt even fix the problem really! Had braces, bit plates, retainers, all 4 of my wisdom teeth grew under my jawbone and alongside the side of my mouth <3. For every time they fix something a new problem happens! But somehow, its still functional. Downside is my front teeth are too ground down that i cant just bite my cold sores clean off anymore ☹️ (I’m unhinged, its the Tim Drake in me)

        YJ doesn’t care about unparalleled bloodlust because they all also experience that so they think its normal

        Tim “i cant believe no one knows me or believes me” and yet he is lying all the time and dodging affection

        HIS UNMITIGATED AUTISTIC RIZZ FR WHY DID EVERYONE WANT HIM SO BAD, GIRLIES HE IS NOT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR

        Look i knew from the second I realized that your TimKon longing was intentional (kind of) that it would be glacial. I mean,,,Mouse this is fic 23 in this series and Tim is JUST realizing he has soft feelings.

        God I can’t decide what combination of feeling realizations is the best. Its identitiy shenanigans all over again. Because like Tim realizing first is very Detective of Him but also its so funny if Kon has just been madly and knowingly in love this whole time just waiting for Tim to figure out his emotions. Because Ma and Pa have taught Kon emotional maturity

        Middle Child Energy is absolutely chaotic once unleashed into public because you are firmly the Mom Friend but once a Greater Mom Friend arrives they just look at you in horror and then try to wrestle you into Little Baby Shape. This is why I went to my coworker’s house once and his (then gf now wife) was like “we need to keep them” and now I get given eggs and pies and bread makers randomly because im pathetic wet cat shaped <3

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        1. Mouse_in_this_house Wed 31 May 2023 08:04PM UTC

          My older sisters upper wisdom teeth grew in super weird so they never have to be removed and the dentsist looked at mine and were like 'there is a strong possibility ur wisdom teeth wont ever grow in' and i have jagged edges on my molars and almost vampire teeth. The dentists want to study me like a lab rat.

          All of the YJ kids have murderous thoughts they barely control and enjoy drawing blood. They set shit on fire for enrichment and do science experiments on each other as bonding activities.

          Tim is like "nobody believes me fr" and he lies chronically and does shit behind ppls backs the dumbass i aspire to be like him

          'HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR' PLS LMFAO but WHY did he have such uncredible rizz. I think its the 'i can fix him/i can make him worse' urge

          pls i cant believe this is fic 23💀💀

          Kon, actively simping for Tik bc hes so astronomically, horrendously Down Bad that he let Tim get away with attempting to clone him bc he mussed him so much, steal his dna to test it and get his human dna donor, and kiss kon's girlfriend ince when kon died and they were both grief stricken, realizing first bc he has enotional competence is hilarious in conjection w Tim "oh god oh fuck im having emotions i need to electrocute myself" is so funnt

          NOT THE PATEHTIC WET CAT SHAPE

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          1. twentyonethousand Wed 31 May 2023 08:21PM UTC

            YJ are capable of taking over the world and they hide it behind their silly little antics and vow to never tell anyone about Gun Batman Timeline

            He had an unGODLY amt of rizz and it is ABSOLUTELY a “i can fix him” every girl (and boy) saw this feral fucking cat in a dumpster and went “but what if he trusts ME” and then he doesnt and they go “lol yeah fair” and leave him and its so iconic and so hilarious for no reason.

            Tim after 800 years of processing his emotions (surface level) finally deciding to confront Kon and risk their friendship because he refuses to keep secrets and lie to him like everyone else. Sweating BULLETS about losing the love of his life “Conner….i need to tell you something and im so sorry but”
            Conner, who has known Tim was in love with him for about as long as he knew HE was in love with Tim and is already 700 chapters into their future where they live together and take down Lexcorp through fake birth certificates and corporate espionage “omg yes, I will marry you”
            ….
            “What?”
            “What?!”

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            1. Mouse_in_this_house Wed 31 May 2023 08:51PM UTC

              Thinking daily abt thr timeline where tim and the YJ team took over part of the U.S. under a joint dictatorship bc when tim goes evil so does most of the team.

              The 'i can FIX him' urge in every person hes dated and theyre like 'dont u twust me?' and tim is like ',,,,no' and they go 'damn okay' also thinkimg abt that one ICONICALLY HILARIOUS COMIC where tim is like 'the one hero who has been at my side/supporting me through it all/been my rock is MY BEST FRIEND KON' right IN FRONT OF DTEPH THEY WERE DATING AT THE TIME TOO HE SAID THAT IN FRONT OF HER IM ALKSJSJSJ

              Tim, sweating bullets bc he finally got through his 9 mental break downs & mental crises to realize he mayhaps be a lil in love w Kon: will u mayhaps,,,date me???

              Kon, whos already made hand carved rings and gotten the marriage liscences ready to go: sure!! :)

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              1. twentyonethousand Wed 31 May 2023 09:03PM UTC

                Theres absolutely NO way that ANY of their mentors knew even 10% of what YJ did because they would have separated those children SO FAST

                HE REALLY SAID THAT IN FRONT OF HIS GIRLFRIEND HES SO WILD HES A RABID FICKING ANIMAL, feral but not in quirky language way but in an Actual Feral Cat way

                Kon pretends he wasn’t waiting for literal years because he doesn’t want to hurt Tims feelings that he was literally the Last person in YJ to know

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                1. Mouse_in_this_house Wed 31 May 2023 09:22PM UTC

                  Theyre certain some Real Shit went down vut also are deeply aware if they tried to separate the kids, theyd get 1) bullied 2) physically assaulted 3) verbally/emotionally abused 4) bitten 5)cried at 6)yelled at 7)the kids would become supervillains 8)the kids would run away to the depths of the wild

                  He rllybsaid it and i cant remember for the life of me which exact comic it wad but it happened. Genuinely happened. Hes rabid, feral, and a cat straight from the trashcan

                  Bart was actually the first one to know, he just never bothered to say anytging. Cissie and anita figured it out just before slobo who learned before greta. Cassie then figured it out. Kon and Tim finding out is up in the air but kon prob found out before tim

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                  1. twentyonethousand Wed 31 May 2023 09:24PM UTC

                    All of YJ, not even betting on WHEN they find out they’re in love with each other but IF. Because honestly if they can’t figure it out by NOW? Whose to say they ever will

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                    1. Mouse_in_this_house Wed 31 May 2023 09:42PM UTC

                      Somehow Bart wins the pot. Nobody is surprised.

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