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Sex is a learning, even for shitheads.

Summary:

Sexuality isn't something easy to comprehend, but it's even harder when you try to share it with a boyfriend with no temper and explosive hands. Armed with a great amount of patience and provided with guts of steel, your mission, should you accept it, is to fuck Bakugô Katsuki.

(Update every tuesday)

Notes:

Oh. My. GOODNESS.

It took me more than a year to write this fic and it's a huge moment for me to show you the very first chapter of it ! I hope you'll enjoy it and that you'll keep up with me through this adventure ! Lot of smut incoming ! But also, lot of fluff !

Chapter 1: If you don't know it, google it.

Chapter Text

Part I. If you don’t know it, google it.

 

Bakugô was standing in front of his desk, arms crossed on his chest and one finger nervously tapping on his biceps. His eyes were glaring at the item as if it was going to bite him at any moment, his mouth twitched in an utterly annoyed grimace. He had already made two attempts at sitting to face the device, only to nope his way away every time.

 

« Fuck, » he growled low, walking toward his desk again, determined.

 

He let himself tumble on his chair in a loud squeak, opening his laptop which had been stirring up his anger for the past minutes.

 

« I can’t believe I’m doing this, » he mumbled, typing his password with shaky fingers.

 

His search engine’s homepage’s never been so hard to look at. It felt as if it was screaming ‘I know what you’re doing here’ right at his face and it pissed him off even more.

 

« Fuck you ! Die ! » he shouted, his fingers hammering the keyboard as characters appeared in the search bar at the speed of light.

Hoiw the fukjck doi you fyuck ther fiurst timr.

 

« Die ! » he yelled again, slamming the pull-down screen against the keyboard. He could see steam escaping the juncture as he rolled his chair away from his desk, his face and ears completely red.

 

Fuck, it was so embarrassing.

 

Hiding his visage behind his palm, he discreetly glanced at his laptop again, slowly making his chair roll back at the desk. Opening it again, the item seemed to have survived his owner’s wrath, and the screen lit up and asked for his password again. Retyping it, Bakugô’s mind went blank for a second in the anticipation of the results his screen would display, not sure about what to expect since he only got two fucking words right.

When he realized that the first suggestion that showed up was a song of Pink, he truly hesitated between exploding his computer or himself.

 

« Not even fucking close, » he gritted his teeth and clenched his fists.

 

Ending on a song when he was looking for sex advices wasn’t exactly helping him with his nerves. Slowly unclenching his fists, he brought his fingers upon the keyboard one more time, and typed softer and slower.

 

Sex for the first time

 

It should do the trick, right ? But as he was ready to hit the enter button, his gaze got caught by the suggestions his search bar proposed him to complete his sentence.

 

Sex for the first time with someone you love

 

« The hell, you’re planning on banging your worst enemy, you moron ?! »

 

Sex for the first time side effects

« Side effects ?! What the hell are you talking about ?! You think it’s a surgery ?! »

 

Sex for the first time does it hurt

 

« The shit I know ! »

 

Red from the neck to the tips of his ears, he pinched his nose, feeling a headache coming. He had a hard time admitting it to himself, but the last suggestion actually triggered his curiosity. It wasn’t only about him anymore, was it ?

With a shaky finger, he pressed the enter button. It seriously was getting harder and harder to look at the screen.

 

Bakugô read several articles, dead serious, and fought hard to not take his eyes off of the screen when an illustration showed up. His face steamed from all the intimate informations and testimonies people shared as if there were cookies recipes. But he couldn’t afford to stop. The more he knew, the less he’d screw up, right ?

 

After few more minutes narrowing his research, he ended up on a sex-dedicated forum where a boy around his age was asking pretty the same things than him, wondering how to do things right when nobody in the damn couple knew what the fuck was going on and how to avoid accidentally hurting -or killing- his girl in the process. Eyeing the date of the message, Bakugô noticed that it was more than eight months old, which meant that this lucky bastard probably already went through his first time. God, he couldn’t wait for sex to be a casual thing so he could stop getting so worked up about it. Shaking his head, the explosive boy just kept scrolling :

 

The amount of pain varies from a girl to another, but keep in mind that the more prepared she is, the better it’ll go. I understand you’re scared of hurting her, sadly there is no way to know in advance what level of pain she’ll experience or the amount of blood she‘d eventually lose, it varies a lot from a girl to another.

 

« Blood ?! The hell ?! You fucking stabbed her in the head ?! »

 

See, girls have that membrane (hymen) inside them that partially closes their vaginas. Contrary to common belief, not all women are born with one, and for those who possess one, it’s not always tore during the first sexual relation, usually it just loosens. As I said before, stress would only be a negative factor so I strongly recommend you and your girlfriend to have a sex talk before you actually do it. It’s important to know where are both of your limits, and what are the things that appeal or repel you. Also, foreplays are not an option ! If it’s the first time, and if your girlfriend is up to it, some fingering can be nice to help her stretch.

 

« Stretch ? What is this forum even about ? Fucking yoga ? »

 

To keep the pain to a minimum, condoms are a plus since they’re lubricated (and obligatory as long as both of you don’t have your blood checked). Also, if you don’t know if she lubricates enough, some lube can ease the penetration, but usually condoms are enough.

 

« How the fuck am I supposed to know ?! » he jumped on his feet, pointing at his screen. « How the hell do you even know if it’s enough or not ?! Is there like an International Brink Of Minimal Lubrication Required For Intercourse ?! How do you even measure it ?! In litres ?!! Fucking morons it’s not something you can ask !!! »

 

Fuck, what was he even supposed to do about that ? Walk up to you saying something like ‘hey, the weather’s nice today isn’t it ? By the way, do you mind lubricating into this measuring cup I brought ? It’s for science’ ?

 

Science could go swallow his fat fleshy grenades ! For the slow ones, it indeed was a reference to his balls.

 

I think that’s all I can tell you… Just one more thing : first times are rarely a « one hour session with five simultaneous orgasms » like you can see in the hentai or porn nowadays. If you come fast, it’s normal. If she doesn’t come at all, it’s normal too, it’s more complicated for girls to reach their climax. The important is to be safe both physically and emotionally by using a protection and being clear with each other. Don’t do something only to please the other. If one of you doesn’t like something the other is doing, stop it immediately. And as I said, don’t skip the foreplays ! I hope it helped you a bit, good luck !

 

Bakugô’s head hit the desk with a strength that would have knock anybody else out.

 

« Foreplays… » he squeaked in his throat.

 

He completely forgot about them, focused as he was on the sex itself. What even counted as a foreplay ? Was undressing one ? Or was it still a bit too ordinary and kinda obligatory ? You undressed before getting in the bath and it didn’t mean you’re gonna fuck your shower head. But strip-tease counted as a foreplay and it was roughly the same thing, right? Just a bit… sexier ?
Did undressing languidly with a sexy music in the background before getting in the shower count as a foreplay then ?

 

No… It probably doesn’t count as long as you’re doing this alone. The true goal of a foreplay is to arouse the other, right ? Wait… Isn’t this the moment where couples use toys or shit like this ?

 

Were toys obligatory ? Should he buy some ?

 

« Aaaah there’s not way I’d go to a s… se-sex-shop… Fuck, they probably sell this kind of shit online anyway. »

 

He quickly erased his previous research, typed the word sextoy, and clicked the first link proposed. Unfortunately, the very first thing he saw when arriving on the sexshop’s main page was a promotion on XXL anal plugs with a man winking at him. Never did he hit the go back button so fast.

 

« Humanity is fucking lost !! » he yelled at his screen.

 

Maybe toys were a bit premature after all…

 

Bakugô sighed deeply. He never thought that sex would require so fucking much preparation…

God, it was why he didn’t even wanted a relationship to begin with…

 

He was gonna be a hero. The greatest hero the world had ever known. He didn’t have the time or the desire to mess around with girls like Mineta and Kaminari did. It didn’t interest him. It never did.

He never gave a flying fuck about those things, not even bothering with asking himself the basics to at least figure out what he liked. Boys ? Girls ? Both ? Neither ? For a long time, he thought that his lack of interest for all the dating stuff was because he was in the last box. Being asexual -or at least aromantic- would have been way much easier for him. He could have devoted himself to his career without being bothered by the common sexually and romantically active people’s troubles.

 

Finding a partner ? Flirting ? Dating ? Kissing ? Getting laid ? Not his fucking problem. All of this were just obstacles in his way to becoming number one, a waste of valuable time and energy. And he was going to avoid all of this without even trying, just because he was born this way.

 

It was perfect. Until you showed up.

 

He hated you at first, like he hated anything new, unwanted or unplanned. Just like some animals bare fangs or claws, aversion and suspicion were his first natural reactions, his own defence mechanism when confronted to the unknown. This wall of roughness and sheer assholeness he erected was usually enough to discourage anyone. Meeting you felt like he was peacefully writing his heroic future with a nice, elegant and meticulous handwriting, when you suddenly knocked down his ink bottle, drowning everything in an opaque mess. And the more he tried to mop up and clean, the messier it got, until nothing was readable anymore. You hurtled in his everyday life and ruined everything he took for granted or irreversible, interfering with his beloved loneliness. But as much as he complained about you being the biggest pain in the ass ever, he never clearly shooed you away. At least, not more than anybody else.

 

Feelings really could grow out of nothing…

 

The first time he realized the true nature of his feelings for you, which already took him quite a long time, he denied them. Surely was he mistaking. He couldn’t feel that. No way. Not him.

Why would he even feel anything for you ? That didn’t make any sense. So why ? Why didn’t he knock you down with a hammer when you caught him against the wall and kissed him on the last day of middle school ? The surprise effect ? Probably. But that wouldn’t explain why he grabbed your waist and reversed your positions to have you trapped between the wall and him for another kiss. Fuck, that wasn’t supposed to happen. What was he doing, letting himself getting side-tracked like that ? It had to stopped. All he had to do was to break the contact. But he didn’t.

 

He wanted it. He liked it. And that fucking sucked.

 

Damn it, he wasn’t even a hero yet and he already fucked up. What on Earth was he doing ? Why couldn’t he be strong enough to cancel all those foolish feelings ? Was he really going to let something as stupidly useless as a relationship ruin his plans ? He didn’t have time for this. He didn’t want to buy some for this. It would never be worth it. No matter how fucking satisfied he felt when he realized he had you won over, he would never let his goal get out of sight. He wouldn’t let anyone interfere.

He knew you were going to be in his way, and he told you so, unceremoniously. But you didn’t get angry. You didn’t even blame him. If anything, it looked like you knew he would say some shit like this, and you told him that you had no plan on curbing his aspiration. You had your own goals yourself, your own way to go, but you somehow still wanted to have him along. It was probably why the two of you have been dancing around each other for months : you were alike when it came to determination and ambition.

 

Shit, he didn’t even thought he could fall for someone who didn’t share his dream of becoming the number one hero. He didn’t think that strength was something that could be displayed outside of a match either, but he had to acknowledge that you were strong in your own way. Yet rather comprehensive. You weren’t the type to try to change him, or to beg for his time or affection, and Katsuki could feel that you weren’t forcing yourself down a road you didn’t like either. You were happy, and he somehow contributed to this. As surprising as it seemed, a relationship could apparently work out without the usual shit like… taking you to dinner, or buying you an ugly plushy at a funfair, or asking you out for a movie or whatever fucking clichés girls liked -or at least, what he thought all girls liked, but Bakugô’s knowledge about the fair sex was a bit meagre.

 

Being with you wasn’t time-consuming, and it wasn’t complicated. It left him stunned. Not that it would admit it out loud.

 

It’s been months since the two of you started to ‘accordingly spend quality time with each other’, as Bakugô said since the word ‘dating’ made him feel like the protagonist of a shôjô manga. Months since you kicked down the door of his beloved privacy and snuggled up in a corner. He wasn’t even aware it actually had room for someone else, since it sometimes felt too narrow even for himself. And the time he spent with you didn’t feel wasted. The words he exchanged with you weren’t regretted. The kisses weren’t forced, even if rare. He was perplexed, but he eventually came to accept the fact that he might just have found someone that could love him like this, without forcing him out of his grumpy way, and be satisfied with the little he had to offer.

 

Well, things could have kept going smoothly if he didn’t suddenly get horny all the goddamn time ! He wasn’t used to this, and he didn’t expect this either. He wasn’t really high on masturbation to begin with, and generally gave in more to get over with it rather than to pleasure himself. But when your memory started to tint his normally shapeless solitary enjoyments, it brought about a major change.

It hit him like a train. He needed you. He wanted you. The natural evolution in teenagers’ relationship. Fuck, why couldn’t he just explode the little voice in his head murmuring that you weren’t some inaccessible walking fantasy, but his very reachable partner, and that he could do all kind of things to you instead of masturbating alone in his room with your name on his lips ? But as soon as this thought infiltrated his mind, he pushed it away. It was too much. Too intimate. Too concrete.

 

« Screw it ! » Bakugô screamed. « If I’m gonna fuck, then I’m gonna be the best at it ! »

 

His perfectionism never left him. Sheer stubbornness, that boy.

 

Browsing through the whole forum, he finally found another topic likely to help him :

 

Hi everyone !
I’m a virgin and I’ve been with my boyfriend for few months now, and we both want to have sex (he’s a virgin too) but I’m a bit scared about what I have to do ? A lot of my friends had sex already but when they talked about what they do I’m a bit… grossed out ?! Like, they’re all talking about sucking their boyfriend’s dick and I don’t feel like doing this at all !

 

Holy heck, neither did he. He wasn’t ready for oral yet, be it at the receiving or giving end. The first one was still a bit arousing to think about though…

 

Is it normal to be disgusted by the thought of a dick ?? Or maybe it’s me being too prude ? What can I do to please him without a blowjob ? Are they specifics foreplays that boys like ? Thanks in advance for answering.

 

Bakugô scrolled to read the answer.

 

Hi young lady !

You don’t have to force yourself to do a blowjob if you don’t feel like it. It’s not something a lot of people can do for the first time either I think… Your friends are experienced, that’s probably why they’re comfortable doing this with their boyfriends now. You might come to want to do it or not want it ever too, whatever you’ll do, it’s your choice and your boyfriend will have to respect it. Nothing forces you to suck a dick if you don’t want to. Not all people like the same things and it’s okay, it has nothing to do with being prude or whatever. It’s a question of tastes.

I think all girls thought « ugh, gross » when they saw a dick for the first time. It’s not a sight you’re used to so it looks a bit… weird. It’s totally okay to stick to the basics to let you the time to get accustomed to your boyfriend’s body.
About foreplays that guys like, it depends of the person. Not all guys have the same tastes. The best is to talk with your boyfriend about your likes and dislikes before having sex. Hope it helps, see you !

 

« Talk about it… » Bakugô growled, head in his hands again. « Fucking great… »

 

He couldn’t even read a goddamn online post without dying inside and he was supposed to talk about it ? With you ? Face to face ?

 

Fucking. PERFECT.