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    “Did you enjoy that?”

    “Enjoy what?” He snaps.

    She scoffs with a smile, knowing him quite well. “The kiss?” She swipes a finger under his chin as he had moved a bit too far from her reach. In his want, he follows that gentle coercion. “That was a real kiss. You’ve never kissed anyone, have you?”

    “Of course not!” He bellows in her face. “Irkens don’t exchange in this mushy-gushy, disgustingly detrimental folly!”

    “Prolly cuz they can’t!” She retorts. She knows how to test his patience.

    “Of course they can! They just don’t!”

    “Well, you’re just not a very good kisser.”

    “What a useless skill to have.”

    “That sounds like an excuse,” she teases.
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    What happens when you mix a passionate and loyal alien with a nihilistic, misanthropic human that views her own planet as a ticking time-bomb? Chaos.

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