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gc: class 79
magorobi: AAAA I’M SO EXCITED
kurokawa: why are you texting? we’re all in the same room
magorobi: BECAUSE I LIKE TEXTING
magorobi: ALSO BECAUSE AI DUCT-TAPED MY MOUTH
ai: (*^◯^*)
kurokawa: who’s this guy
ai: you may have previously known me as sannoji mikado! ( ^ω^ )
ai: however, that’s actually my father’s name ! you see, i’m actually an alter ego of him, living in an artificial human body created by kurokawa kokoro-san ! （╹◡╹）
sannoji: *waves*
kurokawa: ok
kurokawa: @magorobi emma did you know about this
magorobi: yeah? but i thought i told you?
kurokawa: maybe you told somebody else
magorobi: oh maybe
yuki: stop spamming the chat smh
kurokawa: oh im sorry r we interrupting ur makeout sesh w kinjo?
yuki: ITS LITERALLY BOARDING TIME
gc: a happy family
haru: Im mad that they wont let me fly the plane
skeep: :(
kiyoka: off ur handbooks everybody!!! we’re boarding!!!
gc: neopolitans <3
sora: holey crap
yuuki: ?
sora: WEVE GOT FIRST CLASS
yoruko: well, these are private planes owned by hope’s peak
yoruko: i’m pretty sure it’s first class all the way through
sora: f i r s t c l a s s
sora: ive never been first class in my life
sora: actually ive never even been in an airplane
yuuki: really?
sora: orphan privileges B)
yoruko: i don’t think that’s what a privilege is
sora: orphan losses B(
yuuki: i sometimes forget that you’ve had such a different upbringing than us
sora: ye
sora: pros of first class: first class
sora: cons of first class: assigned seats so i cant sit next to u guys :(
yoruko: :(
yuuki: :(
gc: the children of utsuro
iroha: YESYESYESYESYES
hajime: ?
iroha: I.I GOT TO SIT NEXT TO TSUMIKI-CHAN
magorobi: :o
ai: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡
nikei: oh slay
emma: nikei said slay????
nikei: yeas
iroha: GUYS IM GOING CRAZY
iroha: GAYPANICKING RN
mikado: mood! ^_^
emma: oh?
dms: magorobi emma > sannoji mikado
emma: MIKADO
emma: EXPLAIN
mikado: ?
emma sent an image
emma: what’s the gay panic about ay?
mikado: iii
mikado: i meant it generally
mikado: in general
mikado: like just a general thing yk
mikado: like im just. gay panicking in general.
emma: ::suspicious::
mikado: ?
emma: forgot that emojis dont work on these things
intermission 4
Iroha, her face red-hot, puts down her E-Handbook and turns to face Mikan, her seat partner.
“T-Tsumiki-chan! I can’t believe we get to sit next to each other!” she says excitedly. Mikan smiles at her, her cheeks slightly pink.
“Hehe, I’m g-glad you’re happy ab-bout it,” she says. “Um, are you excited?”
“Absolutely!” Iroha says. “I mean, it’s a five hour flight, right? I can’t think of anybody else I’d rather spend it with!”
Mikan blushes, hiding her face in her hands. “I-I meant, um, J-Jabberwock Island…”
Iroha squeaks, and pulls her hat over her face. Oh no, she’s so embarrassed now… What will Mikan think?!
“Sorry!” she squeals. Then she feels a cold pressure on her shoulder, Mikan’s hand. She moves her hat to see Mikan.
“Um, I-I’m excited to sp-spend the ride with you too, Nijiue-chan,” Mikan mumbles, her face red. Iroha squeaks again, and promptly faints.
dms: tsumiki mikan > yomiuri nikei
tsumiki mikan: sorry, i know we’re not friends, but i think i might have made your sister pass out
yomiuri nikei: lmao
gc: the children of utsuro
nikei: so apparently the power of gay made iroha pass out
emma: HCJSKSL
gc: class 79-a
tomori: 57 bottles of beer on the wall, 57 bottles of beer
iranami: TAKE 1 DOWN, PASS IT AROUND
kisaragi: 56 bottles of beer on the waaaaAaaAAaAaAaAalllll~
mekaru: Shut up, all of you.
mekaru: I’m trying to focus, but you guys keep making my E-Handbook ping.
tomori: …
tomori: 56 bottles of beer on the wall-
dms: mekaru rei > taira akane
mekaru: Taira, silence your girlfriend. She’s getting on my nerves.
taira: kizuna-chan’s not my girlfriend!!!!! what made you think that??
mekaru: Probably the two of you making out in the laundry room last Thursday?
taira: EEP PLEASE DON’T TELL
taira: dw i’ll get her to calm down!!!!
gc: class 79-a
otori: 48 bottles of beer on the wall, 48 bottles of beer
tomori: TAKE ONE DOWN
hatano: PASS IT AROUND
taira: kizuna-chan, ayame-chan
taira: will you pleeeease stop being sillay in the gc
hatano: ok
tomori: fiiiine
iranami: :(
gc: class 79
otonokoji h: WE’RE HERE WE’RE HERE WE’RE LANDING
kisaragi: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
kinjo: put away your e-handbooks, we’re going to the hotel and discussing the rules of this trip once we land
chiebukuro: ^^^^
gc: the children of utsuro
nikei: WOW that took a long time
emma: tbh i think it was less abt the rules and more about munakata liking the sound of his own voice
ai: (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎
mikado: at least we got more choices with our rooms than our seats
emma: we do?
hajime: our class (79-b) does, because kasai-sensei is nice
hajime: i think 77-b is too because their teacher is also nice
iroha: oh yeah i’ve talked to yukizome-sensei a few times, she’s super cool!
iroha: mikan-chan told me about the time yukizome-sensei stabbed knives into one of her student’s desks as an intimidation tactic
nikei: she what
iroha: the yakuza one
nikei: ohhh
emma: on given-name basis with tsumiki, i see
iroha: JDIEOSO
hajime: iroha, what room are you in?
iroha: um i talked to kasai-sensei and yukizome-sensei about it and they agreed to let me stay with mikan-chan in room 342
nikei: so are you two dating now or
iroha: FINE YES WE’RE DATING ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
nikei: very
hajime: remind me and nikei to give her the older brother talk tomorrow
iroha: that’s unnecessary
emma: hajime can we share a room? biki and suka are in a room together and its 2 ppl per room :(
hajime: ok whatever
hajime: mikado, nikei, i’m assuming you two are sharing?
mikado: yeah
ai: and i’m left alone… ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚
mikado: please, we all know you’re gonna share with your girlboyfriend
emma: AI HAS A PARTNER???
ai: goodnight! p(^_^)q