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(Mouri Ran & Sakura-chan)
Sakura-chan
Today 05:20 AM
Ugghhhhhhh
Today 06:00 AM
???
what happened?
I'm sick
I got a cold :/
I have nothing to do but they won't let me leave
It's not even that bad!!!! It's just a cold!!!!
do you have a fever?
I mean
It's not a bad fever?
then you can stay grounded :)
last time you said your cold wasn't that bad you passed out and fell down the stairs
IN MY DEFENSE
I was also very sleep deprived that time
Which I am not, this time. Just to let you know.
Sakura-chan, you texted me at 5am
Because I woke up at 5am!!!! That's different!!!!
sure '-')
Today 04:31 PM
heyyyy
Today 04:35 PM
there's uhhhh a weird guy looking for Shinichi
?????
What does he want???
he said and I quote "bring out Kudou Shinichi right now!!! yer his girlfriend or somethin' so you know where he's hidin'!!!"
osakan accent included
Huh
Weird
ok not really those exact words but he was pretty insistent on me being his girlfriend and that I knew where he was because I didn't report him missing
What did he say his name was?
hmmmmmm hold on
Hattori Heiji
OH
HAHAHAHAHA
I KNOW WHO HE IS
So, you know how I haven't been making a lot of progress with my project, right?
yeah?
Stop judging me, I can feel it through the screen
I'm not judging you but ok
Anyway
I started looking up detectives in Japan to pass the time
He's said to be the Osakan version of Kudou Shinichi and I bet the guy isn't very happy about it
ohhhh that makes sense
that's relieving to hear
he was pretty insistent that Shinichi didn't disappear so I thought...
You didn't think anything, Ran-chan ^^
yeah... I guess you're right
oh no I'm really influencing you, aren't I?
I don't know what you're talking about, Ran-chan :3c
horrifying
never text like that ever again
Aye aye captain
:3
NO
(Mouri Ran & Sakura-chan)
Sakura-chan
Today 10:12 AM
hhhhhe's back
Today 10:29 AM
Who's back?
Hattori?
yyyyyeah :((((
he keeps trying to make me tell him where Shinichi is
problem is
I have no idea where Shinichi is
Tell him to go fuck himself
EXCUSE ME?????
Sorry, I'm still sick and staying still is driving me nuts
still sick?
damn, it must be really bad
usually you're fine after a day or two
Yeah...
Anyway, keep me updated on him
I'm REALLY bored
sure 'v')b
Today 01:35 PM
he's back. AGAIN.
I don't know why but I REALLY don't like that he keeps coming back to see you
why?????
Oh sorry, that sounded wrong
Don't worry, I don't think he's dangerous
you do know that makes it more confuskskgksgfiag
?????
Ran?
Ran????
Today 02:41 PM
I'm back
THANK GOD
If you had taken too long I'd have called the police
sorry, Hattori-kun kept trying to look over my shoulder every time I turned on my phone
I'm calling the police
no need the police is already here
????
okay so long story short
I said I was going to meet up with a friend to get him to leave
but instead of leaving like a normal person, he decided to come with me
I was planning to call Sonoko to help me but he kept hovering and I didn't want to unlock my phone in front of him
anyways. turned out I didn't need to call her because almost as soon as we left my dad's agency, there was a scream and boom. murder.
hence the police
A murder, you say?
detectives istg
I'm starting to think all detectives are cursed
Not all of them, otherwise your dad would have more work
Anyways, you mentioned murder?
why would that even interest you, Sakura-chan?
Pretty please?
fine
do you remember Taeda-san?
he was poisoned inside his locked office and the key was in his hand
Hattori-kun already worked out most of the trick, something about a piano string
if I'm being honest, it was kind of nice seeing him piece everything together
kind of reminded me of Shinichi
Something doesn't add up
you gotta be joking
I think I know what Hattori's deduction was but something's bothering me...
???
Ughhhhh I KNOW something is wrong but I have no idea what because I'm not seeing it myself
Hold on a second
??????
what are you gonna do?
Oh nothing, I'm just gonna correct Hattori on his deduction
wait what
nO WAIT SAKURA-CHAN NO
Sakura-chan yes :3
DON'T YOU DARE SHOW UP
goddamnit
(Mouri Ran & "Sakura-chan")
Sakura-chan
Today 04:50 PM
SHINICHI
SHINICHI YOU FUCKING BASTARD
IF YOU DON'T REPLY I'M GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN MYSELF AND NOT EVEN GOD WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME
IF I FIND OUT YOU DIED I'M GONNA DRAG YOUR SORRY ASS FROM THE AFTERLIFE
Sorry for worrying you
sorry for worrying me? SORRY FOR WORRYING ME?????
SHINICHI YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
YOU WERE HAVING AN ACTUAL FUCKING HEART ATTACK
THAT'S NOT A FUCKING COLD SHINICHI
Sorry
Admittedly, this wasn't my... Brighest idea
Shinichi I'm gonna fucking hunt you down and drag your ass home
that's not normal
you need to go to a hospital
I'm fine Ran
I promise
On the bright side, I was right about Hattori's deduction being wrong!
this isn't funny Shinichi
I could've lost you
I could've lost you again
I'm sorry
I really am
I knew I shouldn't have left but I guess the fever made me impulsive
I'm sorry I made you see me like that
don't you dare apologize for that
the reason I'm angry isn't because you "made me see you like that" you dumbass
why didn't you tell me?
are you okay?
I'm feeling better now
I'm okay, I promise
The worst of it was at Taeda-san's house
okay
I'll trust you
but if it gets bad again, you're gonna tell me
okay?
Okay
I promise
But you have to delete these messages, okay?
...
okay
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