Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants
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Bold Of You To Assume I Sleep by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
20 Jul 2022
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Leo Valdez usually sleeps in the control room of Argo II. That is to say, when he does sleep he sleeps in the control room. It is warm in there. Safe. But, most importantly, it's away from the others so that when his dreams inevitably become nightmares he doesn't bother the others with his screams.
But after accidentally falling asleep in Jason's room, Leo has to confront not only his horrible memories but also the fact that no matter what he thinks, he no longer has to go through the nightmares alone.
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- Part 1 of Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants
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It's Going To Be Okay by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
20 Oct 2022
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If the manticore venom didn’t kill Leo in the next five minutes then Frank would be glad to speed up the process.
After being struck by a Manticore's tail during a fight, Leo's health soon plummets and he is left fighting for his life while Frank is trying desperately to stay being angry with him because the anger is so much better than the fear and the anxiety and the terror and all of the other swirling emotions within him.
Whumptober 2022, Day 19 'Enough Is Enough' (Knees Buckling, Repeatedly Passing Out, Head lolling)
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- Part 2 of Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants
- Part 6 of Whumptober 2022
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Hephaestus Kids Should Know Better (but they really don't) by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
25 Oct 2022
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They had found that the only way to stop the screaming was to have someone hold Leo close to their chest.
Which is fine when it's Frank. There's absolutely no confusing feelings there. But if it's Jason that's holding him? Then maybe Leo had to pretend that he was absolutely fine and totally not in lots of pain right now if only Jason didn't look at him like that.
All the while Will is trying to not spiral thinking about his dead brothers.
Whumptober 2022, Day 22 'Pick Your Poison' (Toxic)
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- Part 7 of Whumptober 2022
- Part 3 of Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants
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Leave Me Alone (please don't go) by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
05 Feb 2023
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A distant part of him knew that he should go to the infirmary. Will would know how to help him, one sip of Ambrosia would probably fix him right up. But to go to the infirmary he would have to admit that he wasn’t feeling well and if he did that then surely everything would just feel worse. Not only that, if he went to the Apollo Cabin now they would laugh him out; a pitiful Latino boy who couldn’t even put up with a tummy ache.
Leo hides that he has appendicitis. He also hides that he has depression. Jason is not happy about either of those secrets.
Febuwhump 2023, Day 6 Secrets Revealed
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- Part 6 of Febuwhump 2023
- Part 4 of Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants
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Still Alive But I'm Barely Breathing by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
08 Feb 2023
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Alex’s chest was still moving weirdly, her multicoloured eyes bright and her mouth open like she couldn’t get enough air.
For a stupid moment Magnus thought to just wait it out, maybe hold her hand while she died so that she wouldn’t be alone but then he remembered that they weren’t in Hotel Valhalla. She would not rise the next day perfectly well again with a new funny story about that one time she died to a minotaur.
No, they weren’t in Hotel Valhalla. If Alex died here then she dies for real.
Febuwhump 2023, Day 10, Difficulty Breathing
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- Part 10 of Febuwhump 2023
- Part 5 of Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants
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Look At My Son, Pride Is Not The Word I'm Looking For by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
20 Feb 2023
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“I know.” Will mumbled. “With you, I can get through anything.”
His words struck me almost as strongly as a battering ram would. I fumbled for a response but as the God of Poetry all words seemed to allude me. As more blood pumped out of his wound, Will’s focus was waning once more.
Febuwhump 2023, Day 20, Knife Wound
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- Part 20 of Febuwhump 2023
- Part 6 of Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants
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White Walls Closing In by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
05 May 2023
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The alert kept sounding, echoing in Will’s mind. He tried to focus on something else, anything else. Nico’s knee pressed up against his own, the pattern that was slowly being created in their game, the smell of the Hyacinth’s that Kayla had bought for him.
But the alert was too loud, it was too consistent. It was echoing, again and again, and he swore that it was the only sound that has ever existed.
Will slammed his fist into the table, knocking plastic coins everywhere.
Mediwhump May 2023, Day 7, First Night In Hospital
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- Part 7 of MediWhump May 2023
- Part 7 of Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants
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A Lucky Shot by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
09 May 2023
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Percy used the back of his hand to wipe his nose and it came away stained red. His whole body went cold, the world spinning around him as he waited for Gaea to arise again and destroy everything he knew and loved.
Mediwhump May 2023, Day 8, Scared of Blood
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- Part 8 of MediWhump May 2023
- Part 8 of Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants
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A Panic Attack Would Have Been More Fun by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
04 Oct 2023
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Will lay there curled up on his side, willing himself to give way to the darkness. The tightness in his chest was starting to ache now. Will forced back a shudder, feeling deep within himself that he wasn’t breathing right.
It was probably just another panic attack; they had come on in the middle of the night before so he knew that he would be able to silently wait it out without waking up any of his siblings. But every breath was getting harder and when Will readjusted so that he was on his back again, an outright flash of pain rocked through him.
Whumptober 2023, Day Four, “I see the danger, it’s written there in your eyes.”,
Alternate Prompts - Shaking - PanicSeries
- Part 4 of Whumptober 2023
- Part 9 of Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants
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Be Still My Beating Heart, It's Only An Exam by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
18 Oct 2023
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Will is fine, never mind that Kayla is starting to expect something was wrong and never mind the fact that in two separate medical examinations done by different people demonstrate that he is very much not fine.
(Prequel to White Walls Closing In)
Whumptober 2023, Day 18 'I Tend To Deflect When I'm Feeling Threatened'
Alt ExaminationSeries
- Part 18 of Whumptober 2023
- Part 10 of Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants
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Memories Of You by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
22 Jan 2024
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Will is injured and stumbling through the woods, trying to get back to camp, knowing with every step he is one step closer to death. So he does all he can and depends on the memories of his loved ones to push himself onwards, just one more step, one more inch towards those he loves.
Whumpuary 2024, Day 21-22
Blood - 'Just Get It Over With' - MemoriesSeries
- Part 11 of Whumpuary 2024
- Part 11 of Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants
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Why Did You Jump In Front Of Me You Idiot? (because I love you so) by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
02 Feb 2024
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When Magnus is severely injured while protecting Alex, Alex is both incredibly mad about it and utterly terrified that this time he is not going to be able to heal because while Magnus is an idiot, he's Alex's idiot.
Febuwhump 2024 Day 2
Alt Human ShieldSeries
- Part 2 of Febuwhump 2024
- Part 12 of Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants
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Athena Kids Very Much Do Not Like Spiders by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
30 Jul 2024
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Given that her body wasn’t exactly being a body right now she actually just fell into a heap of unanswering limbs.
“Whoah, Wise Girl, that was almost impressive.”
Percy. That was Percy.
Relief surged through Annabeth, knowing that if he was not fighting then she too was safe.
Annabeth’s lips weren’t listening to her either apparently, the sound she made very much nonsensical. Given that Percy spoke nothing but nonsensical and sarcasm, he seemed to understand anyway.
Whumperless Whump July 2024, Day 26, That's No Barn Spider
Venomous Bite - Arachnophobia - ‘You’ll Be Okay, We Can Help’Series
- Part 26 of Whumperless Whump July 2024
- Part 13 of Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants
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Note To Self: Be Careful With What Meds I Use With Nico by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
13 Jul 2024
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“I know things are weird right now,” Will said. “But I really need you to try to focus.”
“I can focus on your freckles all day, Amore.”
“Did he just call you-“
“Kayla. Allergic reaction. Not funny. Very dangerous. Very distressing.”
“Very funny.” Kayla countered.
Whumperless Whump July 2024, Day 23 Well That Doesn't Taste Right
Allergic Reaction - 'My Tongue Feels Like Bees, Is That Normal?' - Alt. Broken BoneSeries
- Part 23 of Whumperless Whump July 2024
- Part 14 of Zeus Couldn't Keep It In His Pants