Kindergarten Tactics
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When Ted suggested that for their post-game movie night that the boys could decide what to watch amongst themselves, he expected some debate surrounding which action movie or sports show would be watched. He hadn’t expected everyone to rally against him and choose to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre of all things.
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In which the afc richmond himbos decide that they're going to watch a horror movie, and suffer the consequences.Alternatively titled: This is why Ted picks the movies
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- Part 1 of Kindergarten Tactics
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It was probably Roy’s fucking fault. You see, it was probably Roy’s fucking fault, because he had stupidly assumed that Jamie had enough common sense to realize that waking up at four in the morning meant he would need to be going to bed earlier in the night unless he wanted to be running on fumes. It was on him for thinking the little prick would behave in a normal or reasonable way about anything, he should’ve known better. So, now Roy had to fucking do something about it.
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Roy decides Jamie needs a bedtime, Jamie doesn't think he needs a bedtime, shenanigans ensue. Also known as Jamie vs Bedtime.
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- Part 2 of Kindergarten Tactics
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It started Innocently enough. Sort of. It actually started with a lot of screaming and swearing coming from Isaac specifically, so in hindsight maybe it wasn’t a super innocent start and Ted should have predicted it would very quickly spin wildly out of control, but it had seemed innocent enough and sometimes you didn’t know something would be a problem until it was a problem.
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Bumbercatch is a big fan of all things bugs, his friends are a bit less enthusiastic.
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- Part 3 of Kindergarten Tactics
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“It’s just one night!” Jamie pleads, leaning over the kitchen counter and doing his best impression of a kicked puppy. “it’s Dani and Sam! You like Dani and Sam!”
“not enough to have them in my fucking house.” Roy retorts, not looking up from chopping the vegetables. They’d been going back and forth about this for almost twenty minutes, and it said something about Jamie that he was willing to keep pushing his luck when Roy had a knife in his hands. “why can’t you go to their places for your stupid sleepover?”
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Jamie, Sam and Dani want to have a sleepover. Roy wants absolutely nothing to fucking do with it.
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- Part 4 of Kindergarten Tactics