DudeDuke fics, I NEED TO STOP.
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“You look cute in my shirt.”
Duke said, his smirk widening as he sauntered over.
“Cute?”
Dude scoffed, pulling the tank top tighter around him as if that would somehow make it less embarrassing.
“I look like a goddamn clown in this thing!”
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- Part 1 of DudeDuke fics, I NEED TO STOP.
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“Look at that hunk.” One of them said, not even bothering to lower her voice.
“God, I’d kill for a body like that.” another giggled.
Duke, of course, just kept walking, that stupid smirk still plastered on his face. Dude could feel his blood starting to boil, his grip tightening on the strap of the beach bag he was carrying.
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- Part 2 of DudeDuke fics, I NEED TO STOP.
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When he pushed the door open, though, he was greeted by a sight that made him pause mid-step.
There, sprawled across the enormous bed, was Postal Dude. But he wasn’t wearing his usual grungy attire. No, instead, he was draped in a silky, red nightgown that clung to his body in all the right places. The fabric shimmered in the low light, and Duke couldn’t help but admire how it contrasted with Dude’s fiery red hair, Duke let out a low whistle, a smirk curling on his lips.
“Damn, what a sight to come home to.”
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- Part 3 of DudeDuke fics, I NEED TO STOP.
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One minute he was fiddling with the canister, the next it was leaking, the fumes igniting faster than he could say
"oh shit."
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- Part 4 of DudeDuke fics, I NEED TO STOP.
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“Bet you can’t do this,”
He said, picking up a second slice and shoving it into his mouth alongside the first. His cheeks puffed out, but he managed to chew through it, swallowing with an audible gulp before grabbing a third slice. He stuffed that one in, too, the crusts sticking out from his mouth as he tried to chew them down.
Duke’s eyes widened as he watched the spectacle.
“Dude, what the hell—”
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- Part 5 of DudeDuke fics, I NEED TO STOP.
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See me in a Red Dress by tottlefish
Fandoms: Duke Nukem (Video Game), Postal (Video Games)
29 Aug 2024
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Postal Dude stepped into the room, a tight, red dress that clung to his lean frame, fishnet stockings, and a pair of black heels that added a few inches to his height. His makeup was surprisingly well done, with bold red lipstick and eyeliner that made his blue eyes pop. He looked like he had walked right out of a twisted cabaret show—and Duke was absolutely stunned.
For the first time in their marriage, Duke Nukem couldn’t find the words to tease, joke, or even make a snarky comment. All he could do was stare, mouth slightly agape, as Postal Dude walked toward him with an exaggerated sway in his hips.
“Cat got your tongue, Duke?”
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- Part 6 of DudeDuke fics, I NEED TO STOP.
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He stepped closer to Duke and, hesitating for a moment, put an arm around his broad shoulders. The action felt weird—forced, even. Postal Dude wasn’t exactly the hugging type. But Duke needed something, and this was all he could think of.
Duke didn’t pull away, but he didn’t exactly lean into the touch either. Postal Dude swallowed hard, feeling more awkward by the second. His face heated up, and he was grateful Duke wasn’t looking directly at him.
“Uh, there, there… or whatever,”
Postal Dude mumbled, giving Duke a light, awkward pat on the back. The words felt clumsy and stupid coming out of his mouth, but he didn’t know what else to say.
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- Part 7 of DudeDuke fics, I NEED TO STOP.