and nothing will be spared
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the rorschach sheets where we make love by fiendish (saltwaterling)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
29 Nov 2024
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After the world ends, after everything he knows crumbles to dust between his fingers and Hell freezes over, Blitzø takes Stolas to his apartment. It’s the only place he has left.
also known as: the couch fic.
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- Part 2 of stolas-pov psychosexual dysfunction
- Part 1 of and nothing will be spared
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chateau lobby #4 by fiendish (saltwaterling) for hellamews
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 Sep 2025
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“It was fine,” Stolas says, sharper than he meant to. His shoulders curl in. “That’s just… life for you, isn’t it? I was a teenager, had very teenaged ideas about how it all worked. All I did was read romance novels alone, and I had these big, stupid visions of broad and handsome men climbing through my window to… I don’t know, ravish me and sweep me away, or what else you have. Lots of saliva, lots of bridal carrying… not something that could ever have feasibly happened, see.”
He trails off, mildly flushed. He still winces whenever he thinks about it, and gracefully omits the part where those same fantasies had stuck with him until his early thirties at least.
He looks back down at Blitzø, who now has a dangerous glimmer in his eye. The kind he gets whenever he has an idea.
Stolas’ first time, take two.
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- Part 5 of stolas-pov psychosexual dysfunction
- Part 2 of and nothing will be spared