Wade's Bad at Feelings
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Dumpster Diving by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Oct 2017
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{Why are we hiding from Spider-Man again?}
Because we tried to kiss him, Wade thinks back, loudly, we saved him from that big mother fucker and then tried to kiss him.
{Oh, right, you got molesty and now you’re not going to take what you deserve.}
“I didn’t get molesty!” Wade yells and then he hears the sound of feel landing on the top of the dumpster and great, great asshole, you’re the actual worst thing in my life.
{Suuuuure, you didn’t! You totally didn’t pucker up and then scream like a bitch when you realized what you were doing, not at all. And I’m the worst!}
“You’re an asshole,” Wade says as the lid to the dumpster is lifted, Spider-Man’s masked face poking into the opening.
“That’s a rude thing to say to someone that you just tried to kiss,” Spider-Man says as he pushes the lid of the dumpster so that it slams against the alley wall and God dammit, he did get molesty.
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- Part 1 of Wade's Bad at Feelings
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what's your favorite color, punk? by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Oct 2017
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“What?” Wade says to one lady, “Never seen a coupla My Chemical Romance fans out in public before? Emo isn’t a choice, lady, it’s a lifestyle!”
“I’m not emo,” Negasonic complains as Wade starts humming Welcome to the Black Parade.
“Course, not, ‘sonic,” Wade agrees, “Punk, goth, whatever you are you definitely live on vampire freaks dot com.” He shoves another spoonful of mint chip in his mouth as he watches Negasonic open and close her mouth, apparently unable to think of a come back for that one. “Ah HA! If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’ kid, and you know that’s not happening!” He says as he bites down on a chocolate chip.
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- Part 2 of Wade's Bad at Feelings