ART being a nerd about everything
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SecUnit's Guide to Being a Good Roommate by fleur_de_madeline
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
03 Nov 2025
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Numerous targets heard from behind the door. I recommend getting the fuck out of here right now.
Well, I recommend you shutting up and letting me record this moment, ART-drone replied.
Okay no wait SecUnit’s right there’s a lot of people behind me and they probably have Knives and Guns, CombatPerson interjected. I was liking them more than ART-drone (which wasn’t difficult).
Fine, ART-drone said. SecUnit is suggesting that we do this the overly boring and cautious way. Just like itself.
Ouch. I’m trying to keep your crew safe, asshole.
I bet you didn’t even factor in the weight of the doors, did you?
I don’t need to factor that in when I’m just going to be exploding them in the targets' faces.
And what if there’s kickback? Shrapnel that flies out and embeds into CombatPerson's heart? What then?
Um um, actually, I don’t really have a—
Shut up.
Shut up.
Okay :(
This was unproductive.
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ART wants historical data, Murderbot wants peace, and the "historical data" turns out to be a construct with Amena-like behaviors. Oh, boy.