Actually Golden Duo (Sorry Ron)
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“Oh fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck!”
Harry’s head pounded, the feeling amplified by the exponentially increasing volumes of the witch beside him.
He moaned.
He felt her hands over him, shaking his shoulders, “Harry? Harry!”
He swatted at her, pushing her arms away, “Geroff, Hermione! I’m hungover enough as is,” he said, groaning as his temples throbbed once more.
“What?”
“I said I’m hungover enough! Stop–”
His cheek burned furiously. Hermione had slapped him.
He bolted up, turning to her with his mouth agape, “What the fuck?”
“Oh, you idiot! You’re not hungover, we’re–we’re…bloody fucked,” she said, her hands covering her eyes. “We are so, horrendously fucked.”Harry and Hermione find themselves stuck in 1976 due to a Horcrux turned portkey turned time-turner, with no way to get home. In an effort make it back to present day and continue plotting Voldemort's demise, Hermione hatches a plan that requires her to befriend Regulus Black. And no, despite what Harry may suggest, whoring herself out is far beyond her moral caliber.