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    Kaveh stumbles home, a stressed-out mess from a day of client chaos and scorching Sumeru heat. Lucky for him, Alhaitham’s got the ultimate stress-relief package: his glorious man-boobs!

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    “A few days ago, we were kissing and you brought something up.”

    “Which one though? You know me, I talk a lot.” There goes Kaveh’s habitual forgetfulness.

    Al-Haitham leans on his elbows, teal eyes never leaving his senior’s. “You seem to have a fixation with my breasts.”

    “So what? They are quite nice.” Kaveh attempts to sound indignant but falters toward the end. “Is it weird?”

    “Not at all.”

    Al-Haitham and Kaveh try something new.

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    Like a fool, Alhaitham would stare into the sun until it blinded him—stare into the Light of the Kshahrewar. And, like a fool he would allow said Light to play its tricks and pull the wool over his eyes. He would let it incinerate every inch of his skin, until there was nothing left but a ravenous demon begging for salvation. His weakness, his strength; his best offense, a solid defense.
    He’d play like a fool but be no fool—twist the Light’s will to his advantage. Undeniably addicted to its embrace, he’d fuel it endlessly with stardust if it meant it would continue to shine its warmth onto his world.

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    kaveh's a minor character in a badly-written web novel, and he's been set up to fail. armed with his isekai experience and the spite of being personally victimised by plane-kun and author-nim, he becomes a mentally-disturbed menace to high society with a special hatred for the designated male lead, the cold and heartless duke alhaitham of the north. in this new life, will kaveh avoid scams, build a palace, save their empire and defeat alhaitham?

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    “you’re gorgeous,” alhaitham admitted, only half aware that he was speaking aloud.

    kaveh’s face went from shocked to embarrassed, and he diverted his attention to the suddenly very interesting rug on the floor until he realized he looked like an idiot, “are you going to ask me a favor or something? you know flattery won’t work on me.”

    “no, no favors,” alhaitham’s voice was slurred as he leaned back on his beanbag, “and flattery works on you fine,” he added.

    “then what—wait, what do you mean?!” kaveh felt himself slip into a defensive shout.

    “who cares,” alhaitham mumbled. he totally felt like he was floating in a lake on his little beanbag, “i’m with a pretty boy.”

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    "So if you charge it with enough Dendro, it'll run on its own?" Haitham had surmised the night before.

    His face, of course, was completely neutral as he studied the machine — but he was interested. Kaveh could tell from the glint in his eye.

    "Yes. I'll be working on my drafts, you'll be tied down, and neither of us will have to lift a finger to make it work." Kaveh ran his finger along the cool metal, tiny blooms of Dendro trailing behind, and the machine stuttered to life.

    Kaveh often has work to do. Al-Haitham often wants to be indulged. So Kaveh puts his years of Kshahrewar studies to use.

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    Not having pleased his body for so long, Alhaitham reached his boiling point as he decided to finally get what he craved.

    He quickly realizes that he might've made the best choice.

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    AlHaitham has always looked at sex as something completely dispensable in his life, that he doesn't understand why so many people desire it. But his way of seeing and relating to sex changes little by little as he spends time together with Kaveh.

    The bond is deep, and he finally wants to demonstrate his love through sex.

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    Kaveh felt embarrassed. How could he tell her the reason he was interested was because she looked like his roommate?

    If Kaveh was just a little less drunk he would have been able to tell that it was in fact his roommate.

    .....

    Aka Alhaitham dresses as a girl to try and stop Kaveh from drinking all the time.

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    “You talk too much,” Alhaitham mutters against his lips, and Kaveh breaks their kiss to press a gentle kiss to the younger’s nape, trailing down the slender neck.

    “You like it though,” Kaveh mutters against flushed skin, gently biting down. Alhaitham lets out a ragged gasp at that.

    “I like it though,” Alhaitham agrees reluctantly, and he sounds a little disappointed with himself for the truth in the words that it makes Kaveh laugh against his skin.

    “Kaveh—“ Alhaitham mutters breathlessly, and Kaveh smiles a little.

    It was always so fucking good knowing he can procure these sweet little sounds out of Alhaitham; that he can travel his hands up these devastating thighs; that he can press searing kisses to his collarbones.

    Kaveh needs a distraction and Alhaitham's happy to give him one.

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    *This is pretty much pure smut, not much else. If you don't want that, don't subject yourself to this.*

    Plot summary: Kaveh goes out drinking after another argument with Alhaitham, who feels guilty and checks on him. Stuff happens.

     

    ⋆♱✮♱⋆ Comments and Kudos appreciated ⋆♱✮♱⋆

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    Basically, Kaveh doesn't receive what the Akademiya says in good faith and goes to drown his sorrows. He then goes home and an Alhaitham finds him. Childhood friends to lovers trope and they help calm each other's doubts.

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    Kaveh takes revenge on Alhaitham for basically edging him. Who knew his chest was so sensitive?

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    Kaveh and Alhiatham are roommates but GOD do they argue.

    Kaveh also felt captivated in the man’s handsome looks: his defined jawline, his sharp narrow eyes, his pale smooth complexion and the shiny, platinum strands of hair that laid across his face. What also popped out to him was the man’s strong build that was hidden under the thin, black compression shirt that really did show his muscles. Damn he thought, he really was an attractive individual.

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    Alhaitham really likes Kaveh's gloves.

    My best friend sent me a video of an art like this on tiktok and he was like "im gay, i wanna see gay, but i cant write gay, so you write gay" ok sir here your wish is granted

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    The look Alhaitham sends him could freeze over the whole of Natlan, Kaveh is pretty sure, but when he flicks his clit with a finger, his icy resolve almost crumbles.

    “Have you not had enough yet?” Alhaitham bites back, his voice a perfectly blank, emotionless sound that sets Kaveh’s temper on edge. Always so fucking stubborn and ungrateful.

    “Have you?”

    In which Kaveh continues his streak of being both a menace and Alhaitham's savior.

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    It wasn't completely unheard of for people to have some sort of aftereffects from dealing with damaged Ley lines in the past.

    It was also common knowledge that such afflictions were usually temporary and rarely caused changes that disrupted a persons lifestyle. Hence, people tended to forget that they existed in the first place.

    An oversight on his part. A miscalculation.

    And now Alhaitham was facing the consequences.
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    In which Alhaitham’s mistake catches upto him…. But luckily Kaveh is always around to help.

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    Kaveh whimpered, slapping a hand over his mouth at the sound. He squeezed his legs together, not sure if he was trying to hold back his cock or searching for some sort of friction. A flurry of visions filled his mind, Al Haitham finally submitting to him, Al Haitham’s pretty little cunt taking him so well, Al Haitham slow and unsure of what to do as Kaveh put his cock to his junior’s lips. Al Haitham Al Haitham Al Haitham.

     

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    Al Haitham's ceiling leaked water all over his bed and couch. Kaveh invites him to his room, albeit jokingly, but Al Haitham doesn't get the hint and makes his way to Kaveh's room. Kaveh can't control himself.

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    It’s odd to think, that at the beginning of it all, they were no more than strangers employed by the Akademiya, rarely at the same place at the same time – only tangentially aware of each other’s existence through the grapevine. That their first true interaction was a clash of blades outside of Aaru Village. That the General had hissed and protested, hackles raised, at having to work with Alhaitham, that he’d been so distrustful. It’s odd to think, considering now they’re… this – whatever this is exactly. But it seems as though the General is a lot more willing to serve Alhaitham’s will than he ever was to serve his predecessors. And it’s an honor, truly, to have The Great Vayuvyastra at his beck and call, to have his servitude and his devotion. Because as the Akademiya embodied, Alhaitham is now the one Cyno is loyal to, the one he protects as he upholds justice.

     

    (aka. Alhaitham ends up having to take care of Cyno after he gets doused in an unknown substance and goes a little feral)

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    When Kaveh takes a particularly crowded train to his college campus with his little crush who happens to be there. The two end up closer to one another than expected and tensions rise from there.

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    Aka Kaveh is a horny virgin who gets hard at the slightest of sexual tension while Alhaitham is unbothered.

    (Sex is second chapter.)

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