17 Works in Angry Patrick Stump

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    Patrick is overwhelmed and takes it out on Pete.

    Pete doesn’t handle it well.

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    When Pete Wentz throws rocks at your bedroom window and begs you to come play the drums for him, you do.

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    Pete could be such a dick sometimes.

    Pete's pranks were generally harmless and forgivable, but recently Patrick's found himself as the unfortunate target. With his most recent prank, Pete might have taken it a little too far.

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    Then one day something changes. When he looks back on it, he can swear that he’d woken up knowing something was different. Maybe the air was softer on his skin, sweeter in his lungs. Maybe the colours were sharper. In any case, it felt like he’d been stumbling around in the dark, stubbing his toes and breaking his bones, then someone had poked in and turned on the lights.

    It’s so bright it hurts.

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    Pete bullies Patrick into getting their nipples pierced together. Patrick is not happy about it whatsoever.

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    Patrick Stump’s mama raised a good, hardworking, respectful boy.

    Pete Wentz is none of these things. He’s arrogant, lazy, and disrespectful. Patrick figures it’s because Pete Wentz probably didn’t have a mama.

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    (Patrick’s alone in the room, curled up in the corner, shivering and crying.)

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    Patrick was not happy. “This is the stupidest fucking idea you’ve had in the history of stupid ideas, and that’s saying something, because you have a lot of stupid ideas.”

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    Both their chests are heaving and Patrick smiles up at him. He’s uncorrupted eyes and Sunday morning smiles. It makes Pete want to cry right then.

    “It’s ‘later,’” Pete murmurs, testing his luck.

    “I did promise,” Patrick says. His voice is flat. It’s unsettling in a way Pete can’t exactly identify.

     

     

    In every connotation of the word, Patrick breaks Pete.

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    "“Patriiiiick, please!” He was pouting like a little kid being denied an ice cream and Patrick… well, he really couldn’t do with another one right now. Actually, he was somewhat relieved at least their two eldest were out of the house, not buzzing around him asking him questions he didn’t know the answers to and being way, way too loud when they argued over the TV channel."

    Welcome back Pete, the most impulsive father ever to grace the planet, Patrick, the über-dad perpetually stressed out by the most impulsive father ever to grace this planet, and their offspring, three loud, unruly kids that do everything in their power to make their parents' lives one long side-quest. Except this time, it's Christmas, Patrick is sick, Robin and Lainy are in a never-ending feud, Luke is a crawling safety hazard and Pete just wants to bone.

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    the title basically wraps it up man

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    Local Asshole Pete Wentz is on the same summerfest tour as Joe and Patrick, and he's making their lives miserable. When Patrick's unwise words cause them to be empathically bonded, he ends up with a lot more Pete Wentz than he bargained for. Can Patrick break the mindlink-slash-curse and be free of Pete once and for all? Will he even want to? And why does Pete keep getting uncontrollable boners on stage?

    For Bandom Bingo 2017: mindmeld.

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    Basically mistletoe leads to multiple Peterick kisses and eventually they confess their love for each other.

    Written in Pete's POV.

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    "My mind is like a shipwreck," Pete suddenly declared, eyes flying open though dimmed in color and a filled with a vacant sense, almost as if he isn't truly there.

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    Patrick jolts, eyes widening in shock when he feels a hand tracing patterns onto his knee, "Pete." He warns, face hot, which of course means he's bright red and he's never despised his pale complexion more than he does right now.

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    In which Pete and Patrick have a conversation and nearly murder each other

    This is a little experiment. You'll see how.

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    Pete keeps a little secret that ends up being a big deal.

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