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    Lilliana Bluejeans is missing. Her soul disappeared from Faerun and no one could find her. It’s been a year since then, and that luck is about to change.

     

    An au of an au of an au

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    The relics have been collected, the Hunger has been defeated, and the crew of the IPRE Starblaster has been reunited with their memories and each other.

    Lilliana Bluejeans spent 98 cycles and 12 years waiting for the timeline to catch up to this moment. She thought that this was when she'd be whisked back to the time and space she's meant to occupy. But she stands firmly in place amidst the cacophonous celebration of the people of Faerun and wonders what the hell she's supposed to do now.

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    His sister’s baby, with 10 perfect little fingers and toes and slightly droopy, pointed ears, somehow continued to sleep despite the two of them bickering back and forth over him. His sister’s son, his fucking nephew, who the fuck oked that? But fuck he was a cute baby, as babies went anyway, all squishy cheeks and tiny features. Of course he was cute, he was Lup’s kid, nothing she did was short of perfection. Not even Barry could manage to mess that up.

    .:.

    Lup and Barry have a kid. Taako promises he'll never be alone. Lucretia makes everyone forget.
    Taako keeps his promise anyway.

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    6
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    What would happen if you took Tangled (2010) and made the prologue a little more convoluted, took out the princess romance, and turned both Flynn Rider and the hyper intelligent horse into middle aged gay men who may or may not have a thing going on?

    Well, dear reader, why don't we find out together?

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    Barry's daughter was stolen and traded to the fae by her mother for a chance to start over. He'd like her back, please.

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    Lup comes in for work after the winter break and meets a new kid.

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    A collection of the fics I wrote for this year's taz november celebration

    I'd like to formally apologize for the absurd number of tags

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    "Well, well, well," says a voice from behind her, "what do we have here?" She turns and sees a handsome man in a black cloak. He has a large book open in one hand and is looking down at it. "Lilliana Bluejeans. Seventeen deaths and not one visit to the Astral plane." He looks up at her, eyes flashing with what almost seems like delight. "That is-" he snaps the book shut and it vanishes- "until now."
    ~
    Bluejeans child is an 8th bird and when Lup left, so did she. Then things went awry.

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    It’s not like Angus had meant to hide his boyfriend from his family, not really anyways.

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    The smell of something delicious emanated from the kitchen, as it usually did. But so did the usual smells of the job, not the too-sweet decay, or the chemicals, or rotting cabbage, but the early decomposition, the generally more unpleasant smells the average living person has to deal with. Their mixture was worse than the too-sweet, later-stage decay.

    He didn't need to psyche himself up before looking through the door. He'd had centuries to psyche himself up. He looked inside, to where the cats were padding across the counters, sniffing at a warm skillet and a half-drunk bottle of something orange. A familiar body was laying on the floor, and a familiar soul was standing above it.

    Kravitz sighed, and let his skeletal form melt into flesh. "Really, hon, this couldn't have waited for the paperwork to be sent through?"

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    Lup has always had trouble sleeping.

    She can count on one hand the unbroken nights of sleep she’s had since the Hunger was defeated. It’s not that she’s too hot or too cold, it’s not that she can’t get comfortable, it’s not even the recurring nightmares of being locked away in a black curtained room - it’s a lingering anxiety from years of staying in undesirable places among even more undesirable people. There is no rest in hiding. Even nowadays, enveloped in her husband’s arms, stability still feels like a stranger.

    Tonight, though, something else wakes her.

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    The arrival of Barry and Lup's impending child is - of course - going to be a rollercoaster from beginning to end.

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    Sigfriede Holly Taaco-Bluejeans was born into a symphony of noise. Pure, endless, joyful noise that only came from the people in her family who all loved her and thought the world of her. Perhaps they thought more than just the world of her, but that was none of her concern for now. Her concern lay more within herself and how the world treated her. The years she spent at home learning from her family never showed her a day of hate, never showed her a reason to know what hate meant. She would be shown reasons for anger, or even rage, but hate was not something this family stood for, and Sigfriede Holly Taaco-Bluejeans wanted to make sure hate was not something the world would stand for either.

    A little blupjeans baby dumb idea that turned into a full fledged multi chapter plot line that my friends convinced me to publish. Special thanks to timeforlupsopinion on tumblr for the support of my dumb OC and beta-ing the fic for me!

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    31/?
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    Sometimes you and a crew of, technically, aliens take care of a child and hope that by the end of the year that you aren't attached.

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    The old joke in the necromancy department was that raising a family wasn't all that hard if you buried them close enough together. Barry Bluejeans had always thought it was a dumb joke. At least until the day he committed a death crime and got a son.

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    Lup and Barry (properly, non-apocolypsey) meet Kravitz for the first time and it's achingly cute.

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    A world where you are born with a tattoo of your soulmate's favorite flower. The state of the flower (blooming or wilting) is based on the emotional state of your soulmate(s). When you meet your soulmate, the flowers printed on them grow among yours.

    Argo has snapdragons along his upper body.

    Fitzroy has a single daylily on his wrist.

    !On a small hiatus while I wait for my new glasses, writing too much hurts my eyes sorry I will still be working on one-shots!

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    10/?
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    What else can I say?

    What if Lup lived and made it out of Wave Echo Cave?

    What if Lucretia thought she redacted everything but missed a single child who didn't know any better anyway?

    What if we got to see Lup from the very very beginning?

    What if the Umbrastaff, was just that? A magical umbrella.

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    There was a potential solution to both problems, but neither of them were certain. Fate was so very tenuous with these seven new souls.

    “They need to be tied to our world.” The Raven Queen was certain of that. “If they’re going to do anything about this snarl you spoke of.”

    “And they are certainly trying to forge a life.” Istus had seen the love forged across worlds and the magic efforts to ensure that these two could have the life and the family they longed for. “The child would bind them here, ensure they do not run again. But will he agree?”

    “One of their weapons has landed in the hands of his brother and sister. These seven are already tied to them. Ensure they cross paths and he will agree.”

    Istus nodded once then, slowly.

    “Then let it be done. And we’ll have to hope that it will be enough.”

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    Taako didn't know what the fuck to think when he woke up to find a crib just sitting in his caravan one morning. He sure as fuck didn't know what to think of the little half-elf kid sleeping inside of it. The note that was left didn't do much to answer his questions, instead just assuring him that this wasn't a permanent thing. Claiming that he'd only have to watch the kid for a few months. There was no name for who had left it, but apparently the kid was called Angus.

    The letter ended up holding true, and Taako found himself thrust into a particularly strange part of his life. Every year or so Angus would show up, staying from anywhere from weeks to months at a time. Taako never heard who left him or who came to pick him up, and he should probably be more weirded out by that than he was.

    Angus was a good kid though, so Taako wasn't going to complain that much.

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    “I’m going to be the fun uncle,” Taako says, not for the first time. “She’s going to love hanging out with me because it’ll always be so much fun, and I’m going to be her favourite.”

    When Lilliana is born, obviously there’s not much Taako can do quite yet to earn the “Fun Uncle” title. But once she gets old enough for that title to actually go to someone… well… Taako doesn’t quite hit the mark, in all honesty.

    Sure, maybe he’ll give her a cookie in the middle of the afternoon, or let her have a little more dessert than usual, but when push comes to shove, Taako’s a stickler for the rules set out for her. She only gets one or two special treats, no constant flow of cookies and candy and other goodies. No snacks past 7 o’clock, and she’s in bed by 7:30 sharp.

    Lilliana adores her uncle Taako, but for all intents and purposes, he’s kind of like another parent who is maybe just a little more lenient with his cookie stash. Not quite fun uncle material.

    Now Kravitz, on the other hand…

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    Comments:
    16
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    210
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    12
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