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"I'm gravid," said Stolas.
"Okay..." said Blitzo. "The fuck does that mean? "
"It means somebody fucked an egg into me," said Stolas.
"Oh," said Blitzo. "So...is that...that a passive aggressive 'somebody' or...?"
Stolas gave him an embarrassed smile. "I seem to have found myself in a bit of a Mamma Mia?"
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All You Had To Do Was Ask, Baby by ButYourHonorTheyreGay
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Feb 2025
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It is not lost on Stolas that he had, at one point, accused Blitzø of making everything between them about sex, and Blitzø, in his own sweet, dedicated way, had become so committed since the trial to demonstrating growth and responsibility that he has perhaps overcorrected in the opposite direction, leaving Stolas draped in a tapestry of irony woven by his own talons.
Stolas knows that if he were to wait for Blitzø to initiate a sexual relationship, he would be at his immortal deathbed before Blitzø made a move. Stolas needs to be more wanton about his wants, more desperate with his desires. He needs to make more abundantly clear exactly what kind of behavior he is inviting from Blitzø.
Or, Stolas makes several unsuccessful attempts to get his favorite rugged peasant to rawdog him into his mattress.
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By cleaning up the apartment, Stolas discovers what problems Blitzø had/has with accepting himself.
Or: Day 2 (Soulmates/Mortality) of Stolitz Week 2025
For #StolitzWeek2025 on Twitter
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- Part 2 of Stolitz Week 2025
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Crimson is in the worst financial situation possible, surrounded by people who want their money back. He pretends he still has control over Moxxie and orders him to come back every single day, because as much as he hates to admit it, that boy is his last hope.
Moxxie decides to do his father one last favor and help him out a tiny bit, just because he wants his annoying attempts to end. He is not that stupid to do more for him and is going to leave after a day or two once the important work is done, knowing that he isn't going to live in the past anymore.But suddenly, Crimson drops a single detail about that past: Moxxie’s first kill.
Moxxie’s heart drops—so does Blitzø’s, who had came to 'save' his co-worker from getting kidnapped, but for two very different or maybe extremely similar reasons.
OR: Crimson wants Moxxie back, and things get angsty when dead moms are mentioned. Blitzø and Moxxie have THE conversation ever about this subject.
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Day Nine of theprompfoundy's Femme February Prompt List: "Mama Bear"
"Blitzø doesn’t think his beautiful Loonie is incapable, in fact, he knows her to be more capable than Moxxie, it’s just that she’s his daughter. And if anything were to happen to her, Blitzø would never forgive himself. He adopted Loona because he knew he could protect her, provide her with food and shelter and the comforts Blitzø didn’t get to have as a young adult. He adopted Loona because she reminded him of himself, hurt and angry at the world."
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Blitzø goes on a mission with Loona and Moxxie. Someone gets hurt.
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- Part 9 of One Helluva Femme February
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It happened so quietly he hadn’t noticed what he was until it was far beyond his control. It started with a numbness in his gut that he’d brushed off as a symptom of shock from the trial, but the feeling slowly encroached on day to day life. Spread through his body like a disease that killed his spirit and his mind, leaving the husk to pick up the pieces left behind.
Blitzø hadn't ever really felt the same since the trial, and he's about to make a really shitty decision over it.
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Or: Blitzø attempts to commit, but is found with a rather life-altering second chance instead.
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Day Three of theprompfoundy's Femme February Prompt List: "Makeup"
"Why Blitzø went poking through his bathroom, Stolas has no idea, but he cannot be upset about it, Stolas did much of the same when he was still living with the imp and his daughter."
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Blitzø finds an old collection of Stolas' makeup.
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- Part 3 of One Helluva Femme February
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Blitz heads to the Sin of Lust's penthouse after leaving Verosika's party. He's feeling down and Fizz helps him talk it out. Ozzie gets a glimpse behind the curtain of protective humor Blitz surrounds himself with.
Companion one shot to Chapter 15 of The Prodigal Imp, as requested! CAN BE READ AS A STANDALONE AS WELL!
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Blitzo huffed a sigh through his nose, rolling his shoulders and staggering upright. The chains that bound him by the neck and wrist were gone, only phantom sensations of needles digging into his skin. Prickling sensations shot up his spine, everyone had their eyes on him. The cameras zoomed in, breaking his gaze from the black circles shyly.
Afraid to move another step, he massaged the back of his neck— knowing damn well the pain was going to be unbearable tomorrow. Turning on his heel, he offered his daughter a feeble smile, dry tears streaking her delicate gray fur.
He stopped mid-wipe. A smooth, warm liquid coated and oozed from his back cranium, borderline inches from his left horn. His back rigid, he felt the blood-like substance rub between his fingers, removing his hand from the wound and facing it. Raising his claws into the air, it sure as hell didn’t look like normal, red, dark, sinner’s blood.
No—
Small, inconceivable flecks of golden and silver glinted in the warm wound like stars in the sky.
Blitzo isn't the same after the execution, and tries to hide it from everyone. Though deep down he knows something happened, and denial decides to take the front seat.
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- Part 2 of Ashen To Heavenly
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blitzø has a mommy kink and he and stolas fuck about it. lil nasty, you have been warned.
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this started off as me wanting to write a mommy kink thing as there are not enough stolitz mommy kink fics, which is a CRIME as blitzø would absolutely have a mommy kink, guys.
however I also believe that blitzø would feel very guilty about it, so this fic ended up being a little sad, until stolas assures blitzø (and the author lmao) to not always take kinks so seriously.
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idea sparked from @yamastard on twitter with a (!!!) thread about Stolitz having a mommy kink, tyty (though I made it more into BLITZØ having the kink rather than stolas oopsies)
now with a sequel!!
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- Part 1 of mommy kink adjacent
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In an attempt to usurp Stolas's powers and station, Andrealphus and Stella use illegal magics to strip him of his magic and banish him to the human world. Coincidentally, Blitz finds a poor little owl with a broken wing on one of his jobs and he decides to bring it home to nurse back to health. He spends the next few weeks bonding with his new pet while Stolas gets to know his favorite little imp a little better, and by the time the truth comes out, it's too late and they've both made fools of themselves.
*Set an AU point between Ozzie's and Seeing Stars, where they're still continuing their deal as normal. -
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— Че? Серьезно? — Блитц делает недоверчивый шаг вперед. — А как же... Правило твое? Которое «не ложись спать злым», и все такое?
— Не ложись спать злым, обиженным или в слезах, — дополняет Столас, подходя к дверному проему. — Я готов им пожертвовать сегодня. Слишком устал.
Слишком устал.
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Blitz has one of the worst days of his life, so Loona and Fizz help him
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- Part 2 of Helluva Boss my beloved
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A Light That Shines In The Dark by Stolitz_Radiodust13
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 Jan 2025
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Four months after probably the WORST day in existence, Stolas was still getting used to everything that this new life had in store for him.
Which was pretty great.
Stolas felt as though he regained everything that he could ask for: He had a steady job with a steady income, he had his daughter back into his life, now being able to chat with her, and having the man that was there for him during it all.
But it wasn't like he actually gave two fucks about him, right?
. . . right?
For Stolitz Lunar New event Hosted by MurrielBerries, and Prompt by Dojoloach
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- Part 5 of The Book of One-Shots
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AU: What if Cash Buckzo took the money and ran, leaving Blitzo all alone at the home of a mighty demon king?
"You see, my son has taken a liking to you, and I figured I wouldn’t have to bother finding a valet for when he is older since one landed on my door. You will attend finishing school, and apprentice with Mr. Butler over the summer breaks. By the time you reach valet age, you will be the perfect help to my son. Win-win you could say.”
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Hell's been even more of a mess than usual, but that's fine! Everything is fine! Blitzø is fine! Sure, his sister has gone missing, his interpersonal relationships are in shambles, his career is uncertain, and who even knows what the fuck is going on with Stolas?! But it's fine, everything's fine! Besides, he just might have found something that can fix everything...
Aka, Blitzø adopts an angel, gets attacked by monsters, ignores his relationship issues, and remains the world's greatest boss, just like his mug says.
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- Part 3 of First Man Down
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He didn’t usually allow himself to be vulnerable, not even with Stolas, but tonight something was different. He just needed something good, something to make him feel like he wasn’t as worthless as he felt.
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The Not-A-Date Post Sinsmas Shopping Date by DancnDiva83
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
20 Jan 2025
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Time Since Sinsmas - One Day
Blitzø takes Stolas on some much-needed retail therapy.
Day One of Domestic Stolitz Week: Date
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- Part 1 of Domestic Stolitz Week 2025
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After getting into trouble with his father, he had to change ‘’schools’’. Which wasn’t all that bad honestly.
But the reason why he got into trouble with him, was. On his eighteenth birthday, yesterday, his dad announced to him that he is supposed to be married off to another wealthy girl! Stolas didn’t like that idea at all.
Firstly, that girl, Stella, seemed like a total bitch.
Secondly, he was hella gay.
One good thing came from the whole bullshit though, he was finally allowed to go to a real school! He never had real social interactions or anything but what could possibly go wrong?
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Some kind of school AU about Stolas meeting his childhood crush again unexpectedly.
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Angel Ties by Writersblood1995
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Jan 2025
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the IMP gang needs a place to hide and lick their wounds after getting caught in the crosshairs of a turf war. Blitzo knows a place they can ride it out but it comes with some consequences he's not sure he's willing to face. And he may end up leaving with more wounds than he came with. But maybe it's worth it?
Based off of a comic I saw on Pinterest that I can no longer find.