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    Blitz fucking loathes—absolutely despises—the heartless, pretentious bluebloods who murdered his family. So when Marquis Andrealphus hires him to help seduce and betray his late sister’s widower, Blitz jumps at the chance.

    The plan? Steal Prince Stolas’s priceless jewels, lavish garments, and—most importantly—the ancient Grimoire. Bleed the noble bastard dry.

    But nowhere in their little agreement did the Marquis mention that Prince Stolas would grow up to be so... pretty.

    (The Handmaiden AU)

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    25 years ago, Blitzø Buckzo spent a week in Hell, after his father mercilessly sold him to a demon king as a plaything for his son, the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia. But, surprisingly, Blitzø had a pretty good time while he was there!

    But what is even the point of being childhood friends with an actual demon prince, if you can't use that connection to launch a convoluted money making scheme based off the information shitty dead people took with them down to Hell (with a little assassination sprinkled in for funsies)?

    There's literally no other point! Or, at least, that's what Blitzø tells himself when he decides to do exactly that.

    So one Halloween, with the help of his employees, Blitzø summons that same demon prince who refused to kill him and became his friend instead all those years ago. But it turns out there's a high, high price, that only Blitzø can pay, for the help of a demon of such limitless power. And that price is…

    Monthly movie nights!

    And then a bunch more things sure do happen.

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    [𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕤𝕠 𝕠𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕟, 𝕨𝕖 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕝
    𝕋𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥-𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥-𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖-𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟
    𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕖 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝
    𝕎𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕤𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕚𝕟 ...🌟]

    Blitzø wants to be patient, to give Stolas the time he needs so they can finally have the relationship they could never begin. Still, it seems like all of Hell has constantly reminded him that he'll never be worthy of his owl, even if he's no longer a prince. But what will happen if a perfect "prince of truth" enters the scene? Besides jealousy and insecurities, Blitzø and Stolas have no idea that this perfect prince will put things into perspective for them.

    🌌;; Stolitz. ❤️‍🔥;; Stolassago UNILATERAL.

    •Based on "I'm Not That Girl" by Wicked.

    × This fic is not about a love triangle.

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    [𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕤𝕠 𝕠𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕟, 𝕨𝕖 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕝
    𝕋𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥-𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥-𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖-𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟
    𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕖 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝
    𝕎𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕤𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕚𝕟 ...🌟]

    Blitzø quiere tener paciencia, darle el tiempo a Stolas que sea necesario para que finalmente pudieran tener la relación que nunca pudieron empezar. Aún así, parece ser que el Infierno Entero se ha encargado de recordarle constantemente que nunca estará a la altura de su búho, incluso si ya no es un príncipe.

    ¿Pero qué pasará si un perfecto "príncipe de la verdad" entra en escena? Además de celos e inseguridades, Blitzø y Stolas no tienen idea que ese príncipe perfecto les pondrá las cosas en perspectiva.

    🌌;; Stolitz.
    ❤️‍🔥;; Stolassago UNILATERAL.

    •Basado en "I'm Not That Girl" de Wicked.

    × Este fic no es de triángulo amoroso.

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    Stolas, still wearing a pleasant smile, began explaining their assassination services again. It was frankly pointless. This was already the sinner's fifth time hiring them, and he'd heard the entire spiel at least four times before. And, as expected, he wasn't paying attention at all—his eyes were locked obsessively on Stolas. It was infuriating just seeing him stare at Stolas's face, let alone the way his eyes darted all over—his hands, his body, his silhouette—shamelessly drinking everything in.

    "Fuck, Moxxie, would you just stand by and watch if someone was hitting on Millie?"
    "If it were Millie, she'd end the guy before I even had the chance."
    "Stolas can't do that!"

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    After the yearly Extermination comes to an end, Alastor ends his broadcast early to journey topside to the Louisiana swamps, having promised his friend he would be there early to have dinner. Husk tags along. Unfortunately, in his haste, he ends up opening the portal in front of his old home. The two venture into the swamp and, surprisingly, come across two abandoned children (8 and 5) hiding in his old home.

    *The main story of "Of Bayous 'n Wings" is on HIATUS until Season 2. Until then, any shorts that I write will be posted here and on DeviantArt.*

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    Blitzø grows uneasy when Vassago swoops in to help Stolas get justice, mistaking his kindness for romantic interest.

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    After months of living and working together, Blitzø and Stolas don't know where their relationship stands. Stolas has been busy gathering allies among the Ars Goetia, and Blitzø isn't jealous of the time the bird is spending with Vassago; he's glad Stolas has found a friend. That is until M&M tells him of another prince Vassago has introduced to Stolas, Prince Sitri - who has the power to make anyone fall in love. What if Sitri makes Stolas fall in love with him, or worse, Stolas already wants Prince Sitri?

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    Stolas has been so busy tending to his new plant that he's barely paying attention to Blitzø. At least until he calls in the middle of the night.

    For @mallloween's college au WTIYS.

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    Torn with jealousy after the Anti-Blitzo party, Blitzø pays Stolas a visit to make sure the Better Than Blitzo Guy knows who exactly the bird belongs to.

    ...And then makes some terrible decisions.

    -

    Really I just wanted to write some more somno Stolitz.

    Not at all graphic or violent, Blitzø just does not have permission and he knows full well that Stolas refused to sleep with him when he visited the palace before the party, so I added the non-con tag.

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    "I'm gravid," said Stolas.

    "Okay..." said Blitzo. "The fuck does that mean? "

    "It means somebody fucked an egg into me," said Stolas.

    "Oh," said Blitzo. "So...is that...that a passive aggressive 'somebody' or...?"

    Stolas gave him an embarrassed smile. "I seem to have found myself in a bit of a Mamma Mia?"

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    It’s been two months since Sinsmas. Things between Stolas and Blitz were still…complicated. Were they now strictly platonic? Does Blitz still have a chance? This was written for the February 9th-15th Stolitz Week 2025! The prompts I’m participating in include:

    Day 1: Domestic Life
    Day 3: office/work

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    Blitz didn't love Stolas, or need his affection or any of that bullshit.

    (Except his dreams seem to think he did, and that was fucked.)

    .
    .
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    “What are you…”

    Stolas took his hand and led him to the bed.

    Dumbly, unable to do anything else, Blitz followed. His chest was filled with static, his limb felt too heavy to move.

    Stolas turned him, so that his back was to the bed, and Stolas slid the jacket off his shoulders, draping it over a chair that Blitz swore wasn’t there before. 

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    Snapshot of one of Blitz and Stolas' "Just Friends" hang outs.

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    the morning after s2e11,

    AKA

     

    Stolas blushed a bit, looking around the room. He said with faux casualness, “Oh, do you remember that imp I danced with at that party? The one with your exes?”

    How could Blitzø fucking forget? It was all he thought about the following week, and only most of what he thought about until last night, where nearly dying and then nearly losing Stolas took priority.

    He had driven himself mad with the thought. Fucking Derek. Blitzø can’t even remember when or how he had gotten fucking involved with the motherfucker. And he didn’t really care. All he had cared about was the way that he had made Stolas smile and how he had kissed him and how fucking messed up that was. All he had cared about was that Stolas was being touched by someone who wasn’t him. That Stolas was accepting someone else’s touch after so recently rejecting his.

    Blitzø had vague recollections of motherfucking Derek (name helpfully supplied by Verosika), and he just knew that he was the touchy-feely type. Apparently, fucking Stolas’ type.

    “I remember,” Blitzø said finally, tightly. Just to gauge his reaction, he added, “He was a good fuck.”

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    Blitz e Stolas estão presas em uma relação tão intensa quanto dolorosa.
    Em um mundo onde o dever e as expectativas sociais pesam sobre suas cabeças, o amor clandestino entre a princesa Goetia e a assassina contrasta com a paixão desenfreada e o desejo avassalador que as une. Vassago, o noivo de Stolas, sempre presente em suas mentes, elas sabem que cada encontro pode ser o último.
    Entre beijos possessivos, toques proibidos e a inevitável culpa que as persegue, Blitz e Stolas precisam lidar com suas emoções conflitantes e a impossibilidade de uma vida normal juntas.

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    2/?
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    Fuck. It was a full moon.

    The moon in question hung high in the sky, traitorously smirking down at the pathetic little creature stood in a pair of grubby Y-fronts. Fully spherical, not even a teeny tiny divot of a shadow. Fuck.

    -

    Or Blitzø gets so wasted that he forgets Stolas called off their arrangement and shows up at the palace on a full moon.

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    Seven months after the worst party of his life, Blitzø Buckzo sees one Sinstagram post he'd have been better off not coming across. He and Stolas don't talk anymore, so what could Blitzø's reaction be when he learns that the prince is now dating somebody new?

    Or: what happens when your homosexual and totally not committed situationship gets a better boyfriend than you?

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    Alternative ending to apology tour. Blitz actually stops Stolas and better then blitzo guy. Happier ending than the real show 😭 (im delusional)

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    Em uma tarde numa sala de chá, Stolas, uma princesa tímida, se vê presa entre o desprezo por seu noivo arrogante, Star, e o apoio inabalável de sua melhor amiga, Blitz. Enquanto Star tenta controlar a vida de Stolas, Blitz se levanta em sua defesa, provocando um confronto que revela a força de sua amizade. Em meio a provocações e tensões, Stolas começa a se questionar sobre suas verdadeiras vontades, enquanto Blitz demonstra que seu carinho e lealdade são mais poderosos do que qualquer aliança arranjada.

    (Fem Blitz x Fem Stolas)

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