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25 years ago, Blitzø Buckzo spent a week in Hell, after his father mercilessly sold him to a demon king as a plaything for his son, the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia. But, surprisingly, Blitzø had a pretty good time while he was there!
But what is even the point of being childhood friends with an actual demon prince, if you can't use that connection to launch a convoluted money making scheme based off the information shitty dead people took with them down to Hell (with a little assassination sprinkled in for funsies)?
There's literally no other point! Or, at least, that's what Blitzø tells himself when he decides to do exactly that.
So one Halloween, with the help of his employees, Blitzø summons that same demon prince who refused to kill him and became his friend instead all those years ago. But it turns out there's a high, high price, that only Blitzø can pay, for the help of a demon of such limitless power. And that price is…
Monthly movie nights!
And then a bunch more things sure do happen.
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- Part 2 of Circled In
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The fire took more than Blitzø's mom and he does his best to survive, not really knowing why he bothers. He ends up in the mafia, working for greasy palms like Crimson, but hey, it's a bed.
The only issue is that today's job is taking him awfully close to the Royal Circle, to a very familiar palace...
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Andrealphus and Vassago are frenemies.
No one knows how it began, but soon after Stolas introduced his friend from dance to his friend from music theory and they both became a permanent part of his friend group there hasn’t been a dull moment since.
Now everyone just sits and waits for the day the two realize that they’re completely in love with each other.
*A helluva sleepover fic where Andrealphus and Vassago dry hump their way into a relationship because of a dare.
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somewhere out beyond these maladies by caitsoprano for Humblebumbee
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
15 May 2025
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The Crimson Death has plagued the mortal realm for years, devastating entire villages. There is no known cure. When Barbie Wire contracts the disease, Blitzø will do whatever it takes to find a cure. Blitzø, and his teenage daughter Loona, will go on an adventure to steal the grimoire of a powerful fae prince. Things get complicated when Blitzø finds himself at the center of a power struggle with the royal fae and the object of desire of a very horny prince.
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- Part 1 of passed down like folk songs
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Stolas tries to get talk therapy over the phone by calling a number he found on Voxhoo! Answers.
Does he end up calling a sex hotline instead? Yes.
Is Blitzø working that sex hotline? Also yes.
I think you can probably see where this is going.
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Peppy Little Fuck Doll by Howdareyoudothistome, SilverServerError
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
26 Apr 2025
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Blitzø growled deep in his chest, arms twitching from where he'd folded them. “You little fucking cock tease.” With satisfaction, he watched the words earn him a needy contraction.
“Tease?! I literally have your dick in my mouth.” Fizz’s spade flicked back for an unaimed play-smack. “I’m being nice!”
Or, Blitzø gets a blow job and Fizz gets mean
Includes gorgeous art from Sazelle! Go say hi!
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While in Pride for a conference on botany, Stolas happens upon a unique-looking establishment. Retro and rainbow, it's a bright spot amongst Pride's usual reds. The smell of the food has him stepping inside and then he gets a bit more than a good meal.
Or: an AU where Stolas is an academic and meets Blitzø at a Drag Diner.
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stolas auditions to be a pornstar, and “demonstrates” his skills on his interviewer, blitzø
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- Part 4 of Porn Tropes
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I Bloom Just For You by Humblebumbee, implydone for Razoth
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
20 Mar 2025
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It's a Full Moon night and Stolas eagerly awaits his Blitzy. Today, their play is themed around gardens. Blitzø will be playing the part of the dashing gardener and Stolas will be his garden, his flower, ready to be plowed and seeded.
Or: a flowery full moon night inspired by the Sinstagrams and written as a birthday gift for Razoth. <3
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- Part 3 of the full moon's glow
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Stolas felt himself becoming whole, all because of Blitzø.
For #StolpregWeek on BlueSky and BirdApp
Prompt: Singing/talking to the egg | Pain relief sexSeries
- Part 5 of Stolpreg Week 2025
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It's almost time and Blitzø is losing his shit...Stolas is pissed.
For #StolpregWeek on BlueSky and BirdApp
Prompt: Laying/Parental anxiety | Preparative sexSeries
- Part 4 of Stolpreg Week 2025
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Stolas isn't happy with his changing body. Lucky for him, Blitzø has just the thing for showing him just how good he looks.
For #StolpregWeek on BlueSky and BirdApp
Prompt: Paternity wardrobe | Body positivitySeries
- Part 3 of Stolpreg Week 2025
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If needed, Blitzø was a problem solver. And his bird needs him to be.
For #StolpregWeek on BlueSky and BirdApp
Prompt: Pregnancy Symptoms | Eggnant safe symptomsSeries
- Part 2 of Stolpreg Week 2025
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New beginnings were scary and exciting.
For #StolpregWeek on BlueSky and BirdApp Prompt: Talks of having a child | Conception night
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- Part 3 of FireFucker
- Part 1 of Stolpreg Week 2025
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Birthdays continue to be a big deal around the I.M.P. office, prompting Stolas to start planning something for his boyfriend.
Or: Blitzø gets a nice birthday.
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- Part 2 of a good birthday
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Stolas and Blitzø navigate a rising sense of sexual tension, both doing their best to move slowly. At least until Stolas catches Blitzø groaning in his sleep.
Or: a take on Stolitz's next "first" time. they christen the beanbag.
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- Part 5 of a love, a home
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After joining Blitzø on what was supposed to be a simple mission, Stolas finds himself... inspired to try a new position utilizing the imp's circus skills.
Or: smut inspired by the moves Blitzø pulls in the chupacabra short. Sex in a handstand, anyone?
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- Part 5 of smut oneshots
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Stolas softly said “Can you just stay here with me?”
Blitzø turned to look over his length, Stolas could’ve sworn there was a hint of a blush on his cheeks when he shrugged and asked “Are you sure?” Stolas scooched back, lifting the blanket invitingly for Blitzø to join him.
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After a week at Blitzø’s apartment, Stolas tries to shake off his numbness by slipping back into old habits with Blitzø—seeking something quick and rough. But Blitzø has other plans, taking his time to slowly make love to Stolas. -
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“Could I help you relieve some of the pressure?” Stolas asked.
Blitz rose his head to meet Stolas’ gaze. “What do you mean?”
Stolas shrugged. “I’m not sure about you, but when I am feeling quite anxious, a good orgasm helps.”
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5 times Stolas and Blitzø use baths to take care of each other and say what they can't with words. And one time where they're finally, finally, speaking the same language.
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- Part 8 of a love, a home