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It's Stolas' first Fertilia and he has one thing on his mind. He wants a mating bite, a permanent claim and proof of how he belongs to Blitzø.
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- Part 6 of a love, a home
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a collection of post-sinsmas stolitz oneshots where they're getting there or finally together! somewhat connected by an internal logic and timeline leading to a happier, settled future.
I've used sinsmas as the starting point with someone some more somber entries, but the rest are quite fluffy :)
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Andrealphus and Vassago are frenemies.
No one knows how it began, but soon after Stolas introduced his friend from dance to his friend from music theory and they both became a permanent part of his friend group there hasn’t been a dull moment since.
Now everyone just sits and waits for the day the two realize that they’re completely in love with each other.
*A helluva sleepover fic where Andrealphus and Vassago dry hump their way into a relationship because of a dare.
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chain me, like i'm the only air you're breathing by impfckr
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Jun 2025
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Deep down, Blitzø still believed his body was the only thing he really had to offer. Being hot, being fuckable, being good in bed—his body was the one thing he could count on. The one thing he had control over. If he couldn’t even have that anymore…
Then what the fuck did he have left?
Certainly not anything someone like Stolas could still want.
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Blitzø is feeling burnt out, and beginning to feel insecure about his body being a bit softer. Stolas tries to plan a weekend of giving him all the worship and praise he deserves, to try to show him how beautiful he is.
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25 years ago, Blitzø Buckzo spent a week in Hell, after his father mercilessly sold him to a demon king as a plaything for his son, the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia. But, surprisingly, Blitzø had a pretty good time while he was there!
But what is even the point of being childhood friends with an actual demon prince, if you can't use that connection to launch a convoluted money making scheme based off the information shitty dead people took with them down to Hell (with a little assassination sprinkled in for funsies)?
There's literally no other point! Or, at least, that's what Blitzø tells himself when he decides to do exactly that.
So one Halloween, with the help of his employees, Blitzø summons that same demon prince who refused to kill him and became his friend instead all those years ago. But it turns out there's a high, high price, that only Blitzø can pay, for the help of a demon of such limitless power. And that price is…
Monthly movie nights!
And then a bunch more things sure do happen.
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- Part 2 of Circled In
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Living together means discovering so many new things about each other. One of the things Stolas has discovered recently is how attracted he is to Blitzø in drag. Which leads to Stolas having the idea of some roleplaying in the office.
aka Blitzø getting fucked and edged while he's dolled up as Stolas' cute secretary.
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New beginnings were scary and exciting.
For #StolpregWeek on BlueSky and BirdApp Prompt: Talks of having a child | Conception night
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- Part 3 of FireFucker
- Part 1 of Stolpreg Week 2025
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Stolas isn't happy with his changing body. Lucky for him, Blitzø has just the thing for showing him just how good he looks.
For #StolpregWeek on BlueSky and BirdApp
Prompt: Paternity wardrobe | Body positivitySeries
- Part 3 of Stolpreg Week 2025
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It's almost time and Blitzø is losing his shit...Stolas is pissed.
For #StolpregWeek on BlueSky and BirdApp
Prompt: Laying/Parental anxiety | Preparative sexSeries
- Part 4 of Stolpreg Week 2025
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Yet another take on that first night when Blitzø says he can "do this real fast."
Smut inspired and fueled by Blitzø Spiked Dick conversations.
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- Part 1 of the full moon's glow
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Stolas and Blitzø take care of each other with bird and imp specific tasks, like feather preening and hoof trimming. And get horny, of course.
Or: quick ficlet for comfort
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- Part 4 of the full moon's glow
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Stolas tries to get talk therapy over the phone by calling a number he found on Voxhoo! Answers.
Does he end up calling a sex hotline instead? Yes.
Is Blitzø working that sex hotline? Also yes.
I think you can probably see where this is going.
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The fire took more than Blitzø's mom and he does his best to survive, not really knowing why he bothers. He ends up in the mafia, working for greasy palms like Crimson, but hey, it's a bed.
The only issue is that today's job is taking him awfully close to the Royal Circle, to a very familiar palace...
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a place to organize all my PWP/smut-forward oneshots. not connected by an internal logic.
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Just some more post-Sinsmas Stolitz being soft and gentle with each other. Slowly starting to explore more sexually together again for the first time since the full moons.
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There was something about being a puppy that made everything feel so much simpler. Being good wasn’t complicated. It didn’t require overthinking or questioning. He just had to follow Stolas’s lead. Being a good pup was easy, and when Stolas called him a good boy, it felt effortless to believe it. That kind of certainty was harder to hold onto when he was just Blitzø.
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Just some stolitz puppy play.
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Takes place right before Ghostfuckers, Blitzø is trying his best to cope but it's not working very well.
aka sad Blitzø stuffing himself and jerking off in his office.
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somewhere out beyond these maladies by caitsoprano for Humblebumbee
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
15 May 2025
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The Crimson Death has plagued the mortal realm for years, devastating entire villages. There is no known cure. When Barbie Wire contracts the disease, Blitzø will do whatever it takes to find a cure. Blitzø, and his teenage daughter Loona, will go on an adventure to steal the grimoire of a powerful fae prince. Things get complicated when Blitzø finds himself at the center of a power struggle with the royal fae and the object of desire of a very horny prince.
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- Part 1 of passed down like folk songs
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“Though,” Blitzø says, pausing when he’s only a foot away from the owl. Their height difference is vast, but still somehow Stolas feels like the smaller one. “I never see you swimming, birdy. Seems like a waste to have such a nice pool and never use it.”
“Ah, I don’t actually like to swim all that much,” Stolas explains, voice getting breathier as he goes on. His talons fidget with the book in his hands and he moves to hold it over his chest.
“A shame,” Blitzø says. “Was wondering how you’d look all wet.” His eyes cut down and back up quickly and his smile is sharp, the edges of fangs nearly sparkling in the sun. The tip of his tongue pokes out of his mouth, the end forked.
Or: a different second meeting occurs when Blitzø is hired to tend Stolas' new pool.
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- Part 2 of smut oneshots
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Stolas softly said “Can you just stay here with me?”
Blitzø turned to look over his length, Stolas could’ve sworn there was a hint of a blush on his cheeks when he shrugged and asked “Are you sure?” Stolas scooched back, lifting the blanket invitingly for Blitzø to join him.
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After a week at Blitzø’s apartment, Stolas tries to shake off his numbness by slipping back into old habits with Blitzø—seeking something quick and rough. But Blitzø has other plans, taking his time to slowly make love to Stolas.