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    Andrealphus has been looking up at a star throughout his desperation, even though he didn’t realize it. And one day, the star just fell off to his arms.

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    Years pass by with infrequent contact between the ex-lovers. They live in their own worlds of misery and isolation, but are finding ways to fit the roles the Ars Goetia have given them. But when events escalate between Stella and Stolas, Vassago and Andrealphus find themselves on opposing sides, and a fair weather alliance is formed to the advantage of both sides. If a certain imp hero and failed prince suggested it as a way to get inside the peacock's head and get to the root of the plans involving a certain owlet heiress, whose to say?

    Cannon Compliant up to Sinsmas, the cannon story is interwoven here until season3.

    Part three of "Right Where You Left Me", please read the other two parts first! You can read this without them but you'll be missing a lot of context for the mystery aspects.

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    Stolas had lost everything, his throne, his status, his daughter, all to save Blitz. All he wants anymore is to run into Blitz's arms and fall into the softness that's slowly creeping into their - something? that's been blooming since he fell from grace. But Paimon has given him a chance to save his daughter from the same cruel fate of an arranged marriage and children, and he's going to protect her at all costs. Vassago, Blitz, Fizz, Asmodeus, and everyone else around him aren't going to let the sad bird's happiness or horniness fade away that easily! Vassago has his own plans and ways to protect the owl, even if it means getting entangled with his ex-lover and Stolas' greatest rival.
    Summary re-written post Mastermind to reflect updates to the cannon and where this slots! Post-Ghostfuckers Cannon-Divergeance, season 3 speculative fiction. Semi-cannon Vassago.

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    The rest of the air rushed from his lungs as he straightened up and met the molten yellow hues of an amused imp on a motorcycle. The imp confidently raked his eyes up and down the prince’s form as he rested back on the seat, his feet planted firmly on the gravel.
    “Fuck, gorgeous, if I had known I would have gotten here quicker.” The imp walked his motorcycle back to rest directly in front of Stolas.
    Stolas felt his pulse quicken and his mouth go dry as he pulled at the cravat around his neck. His cigarette long forgotten on the ground as it tumbled from his talons. He couldn’t help but note that the motorcyclist was unusually tall for an imp. Taking in the confidence of his demeanor and his incredibly handsome face, Stolas could help but feel that he had a sinful pull about him. Not even one of the Succubae and Incubi he encountered tonight could compare.
    “Hop on, Sweetheart.” He leered at Stolas as he patted the seat of his bike. “I’m gonna take you for a joy ride.”

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    Stolas has laid the egg, which means he and Blitzø are free to plan their next mating cycle. They even take the whole week off, preparing for a fucktastic staycation.

    Things change when a few birds enter their nest.

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    Vassago finds Andrealphus in a predicament, having overstepped his abilities with a spell that has him feeling the differences between them. Shameless smut, size difference, all in service of Monsterfuckers Week 2025!

    Inspired by the stupid size difference in the Vassago/Andrealphus standees because Andy's at cloaca height and don't we all just need that?

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    Andrealphus and Vassago are frenemies.

    No one knows how it began, but soon after Stolas introduced his friend from dance to his friend from music theory and they both became a permanent part of his friend group there hasn’t been a dull moment since.

    Now everyone just sits and waits for the day the two realize that they’re completely in love with each other.

    *A helluva sleepover fic where Andrealphus and Vassago dry hump their way into a relationship because of a dare.

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    Pilot Stolas opens a portal to current Helluva Boss timeline. Seeking replacement for his Blitz, but Stolas takes his place.

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    After the crushing demise of their childhood friendship, Andrealphus and Vassago must learn to grow into their new roles as goetia heirs. Andrealphus must learn to please the cryptic and odd King Paimon, while Vassago works through the grief of an untimely loss. (No cannon / major character deaths.)

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    Andrealphus had never had a friend before, but he didn't need friends. Friends were for the weak, and he had his studies, his family, a future, and a marriage to plan. Out of nowhere, all of that changes when a red feathered boy falls out of a tree while he's reading. Will this undue influence corrupt his bright, shining future with deviancy, and, worst of all, love?

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    Icyago Week 1 (Hiding)

    With upcoming nuptials on the horizon, Andrealphus reminices about how it all began between him and Vassago

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    Andrealphus, ever the picture of refined, frosty nobility, lounged languidly on a chaise carved from solid ice, its surface softened by a layer of plush, iridescent fur. His white feathers seemed to absorb the faint glow of the luminous algae embedded in the walls. Across from him, Vassago, typically cloaked and imposing, had shed his outer layers, revealing the surprising bulk beneath his robes, a testament to his legendary appetite, which had been thoroughly indulged this evening. His gaze, usually sharp and assessing, was softened by post-prandial contentment, but a flicker of something else – anticipation? Mischief? – danced in his dark eyes.

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    Vassago has put everything on hold in his quest for one of the last great treasures left unfound in this world, never taking a lover or having a life outside of his pursuit. It didn't matter. Whatever he found at the end of his lifelong quest would be worth the wait, surely.

    Or: human Vassago adventurer meets vampire Goetia Andrealphus when he goes poking around the wrong tomb...

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    Stolas' complicated relationship with Andrealphus unfolds across key moments in his life, from betrayal before his marriage to a final reckoning during the height of his divorce.

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    Andrealphus and Vassago have been intimate for decades, until a very public trial shattered their fragile relationship.

    Or: neither of them really understands their feelings and they have sex about it.

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    Vassago visits Andrealphus' party where he celebrates Stolas' downfall. He wants to bargain conditions about Stolas and Octavia. Using interesting tactics to achieve his goal.

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    Andrealphus, a bird in every sense of the word, was dutiful.
    He was the eldest of his family, having to manage the family's wealth, properties.
    Vassago was free, in every meaning of it. Free to make his choices, free to be himself. He had no obligation to court, no need to produce an heir.
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    Vassago becomes gravid, threatening his and Andrealphus' very private relationship.
    Takes Place Pre-Pilot, 18 Years Ago.

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    ***ON HOLD***

    In this AU, Andrealphus and Stella are part of the high class in hell, but not royalty yet. While Stella is more than happy with her life, Andrealphus has dreams to be part of the Goetia family. To achieve that, he needs help from a certain owl king.

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    “Is it mating season, your highness?” Andrealphus purred, keeping his eyes on the delicate red markings along Paimon’s eyes. “Got a little itch you can’t scratch?”

     

    Aka: Andrealphus offers to help Paimon and finds out Paimon has other plans in mind.

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    […] “Vassago thought that if Karma existed in the Infernal World, then it must have just happened.
    The modus operandi had been the same as that ridiculous ordeal Stolas had to endure… except this time, there would be no Blitzø Bukzo to defend the accused.”

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