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Bitter aftertaste by Socks_2789 for Frog_With_A_Mushroom
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
01 Nov 2025
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Carmelita's life crumbled after the fire at the Hotel Denouement. Everything was Gone; her appearance, her family, Esme... all she was left with was the bitter aftertaste of the only life she'd known.
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A Very Fine Day Indeed by okeus
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
22 Oct 2025
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Most of this is going to be written from the perspective of Olaf. I have a... general idea of where I want things to go, however I'm not entirely sure where it will end up.
What I can tell you, Dear Reader, is that despite the title of this work, despite the happy ending you were led to imagine;
That's Not, How The Story Goes.This is very much inspired by Of Arson, and other works in my bookmarks. Put in very friendly drawers.
This story explores how Olaf had groomed Violet, Esmé, and others before them.
Assume all characters to be aged up.
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Carmelita spats is a brat for a reason by Rottinglovee
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
17 Oct 2025
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This is a short story about Carmelita spats I started writing a while ago. I never knew how to finish it, so it's like this. If I think of a good way to continue it, I'll continue it. But that might not happen.
This story is written by a Villain apologist. I am a Carmelita Spats defender! Children are not evil of their own will and volition, it's because they were raised incorrectly!!!! Carmelita is a brat, but she is deserving of redemption.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 779
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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look around, look around, esmé by realisations
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
15 Oct 2025
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esmé grapples with count olaf's death.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 280
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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- 42
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trading information by virginianwolfsnake
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
01 Sep 2025
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Fiona and Fernald have a reluctant conversation with Carmelita Spats.
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Melancholic Misfortune by Projxxx
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
31 Aug 2025
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"𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑚𝑒; 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑚𝑒; 𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑒; 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚, 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑤𝑙 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢."
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In Julia's tragic tale, she is destined to become Olaf's experiment; his apprentice; his daughter. Count Olaf found her in one of the houses' he burned down, intrigued by her reckless and violent nature, he rips her away from the ashes of what used to be her home. Though Julia was only 4, Olaf saw her as a weapon waiting to be honed.
After 8 years of training, Olaf introduces a new goal: the Baudelaire's fortune. After burning down the Baudelaire estate - with help from Julia - Olaf pulls off a scheme for the Baudelaire children to fall into his grubby hands.
Throughout this series of unfortunate events, Julia's cruel mindset begins to shift, finding Olaf's actions to be barbaric. Each decision she makes felt like a slippery slope, as if morality was slipping from her fingertips. As she uncovers the mystery behind VFD, she discovers information about her true parents which leads her to question why she embodied such brutality.
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“Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen” by LemonadeSnickers13
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
05 Aug 2025
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Life was relatively normal for you, as normal as it can be for any normal teenage girl that was orphaned under mysterious circumstances at a young age and sent to the austere academy that was Prufrock Preparatory School. Or at least, it was normal until the Baudelaire orphans came along and brought count Olaf with them, the guy who made his way into your life worse than the Spanish conquistadors.
Where will your unsavory encounter lead to? Will it be more misery, or maybe redemption? And if so, for who?
(A.S.O.U.E. belongs to Daniel Handler and I make no claim to his work or his characters, besides the main one that I have created for the purpose of a reader insert and that isn't his)
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He set his hand on her shoulder by RareRatTails
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
02 Jul 2025
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It all started that one night at the Opera
Her sugar bowl was stolen
Her life was ruined
He made her life better...
No he didn't. He never did.
Count Olaf was manipulating her the entire time...
Esmé Squalor's life and her dependency around the sugarbowl and her complicated relationship with count Olaf.
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Arsonist's Lullaby by Ladycinematic
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
23 Jun 2025
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While on a case in Boston to find 3 missing orphans, Spencer Reid and his girlfriend, Maeve Donovan, soon discover that the children would have nowhere to go once they were found.
INSPIRED BY @/marissalovesbooks_ on tik tok <3
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AITA for not giving up my fortune? by realisations
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
17 Jun 2025
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or, asoue with reddit. currently: aita for not tossing a baby off a mountain?
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Five Times Carmelita Spats Chose To Stay Behind (And One Time She Changed Her Mind) by jesterbaudelaire
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
20 Apr 2025
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Carmelita Spats has five encounters with Quigley Quagmire, and one encounter without him.
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The Countess Goes on Holiday by BurningPlumBranches
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
08 Apr 2025
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Violet begins to realize the situation she has put herself and everyone in, and just how awkward it is to be married at 14 years old to a man who is the same age as her parents. She also realizes the torment her "husband" is in and takes it a little easier on him. Can she continue to carry their (really messed up, dynamic wise) family through this ordeal as they look for missing parents, evade their enemies, help the V.F.D. and stay safe?
I don't ship Violet and Olaf in any sort of romantic way and I do not condone it.
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- Part 2 of An Array of Entangled Misfortune
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Weekend At Olaf's by BurningPlumBranches
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
05 Apr 2025
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In an Alternate Universe where Beatrice didn't shoot Olaf's dad with a poisonous dart (just a regular one, he was fine) but still made off with Esme's sugar bowl. One weekend the Baudelaire parents are called off to a Top Secret VFD mission and leave the kids with their distant cousin, Olaf, who IS still mad about the dart incident, has no chemistry with children, is still a horrid actor, and lives in a dump. Violet, Klaus and Sunny, who are not traumatized by the recent deaths of their parents, are free to torment their temporary guardian. Olaf cannot wait until Monday, when their parents are supposed to return.
But they didn't return, and they didn't leave a way to contact them. Still on the right side of the VFD, Olaf has to help the kids find their parents. Shenanigans and an accidental marriage will test Olaf's sanity.
((Am I a bad person for writing this?))Series
- Part 1 of An Array of Entangled Misfortune
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ASOUE react to... A Series of Unfortunate Events, Part 2 of 3 by AVeryCuriousBookworm
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
09 Mar 2025
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Right, continuation of the previous fic in the series.
Tho I think it's worth mentioning that every episode is divided into 2 chapters.I will still take non-graphic suggestions (and give credit) as well as consider recommended ships that aren't cursed.
!!!ON HIATUS!!! (Again... so much for picking up the pace...)
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- Part 2 of ASOUE reacts
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Quigley's Quagmire by OutlawVolunteer
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
02 Mar 2025
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When a family reunion turns into a talk about figurative fires, Quigley is intrigued. He tries to find out more, but a literal fire thwarts him, and his mother helps him down a ladder through a trap door. After a long, tense wait, he decides to investigate, but the trap door won't budge. All alone, there's only one thing he can do: find a way out and reunite with his family.
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pretty little things wilt away by Frog_With_A_Mushroom
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
01 Mar 2025
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Taken in by a foster home after the fire at the Hotel Denouement, Carmelita Spats battles with her new appearances and new memories.
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The Last Snickets by futhermuckinghero
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
19 Feb 2025
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After their parent’s deaths, the Baudelaire’s are sent to live with Count Olaf. After that fails, 3 new people come into their lives. They all seem to know more than they let on.
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- English
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- 711
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 15
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Sanctuary by LAZTHECAT
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
09 Dec 2024
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The children who entered the sanctuary never had a normal life and had one thing in common, There experience with VFD.
The sanctuary is a place where the children of VFD can be safe.
The Baudelaires are apart of the sanctuary.What had brought them here? What had brought all the sanctuary children here?
That's just something you'll have to read to find out
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- Part 1 of the cult of the violent fire department
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Letters to You by Thewriter680
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
08 Dec 2024
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—COMPLETED—
It has been 8 years since The End. The Quagmire Triplets are all together at a VFD training center called The Base. A series of murders start occurring and the victims are looking fairly familiar.
Quigley has been given the assignment of finding out who the killer may be. Though the killer may be closer than he thinks.
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The Kissing Booth by SofterSoftest
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
01 Dec 2024
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Violet waits in line at Olaf's kissing booth.