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[FANART] Hatchetfield collection / Fanarts & Ships by Constelia
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
11 Oct 2025
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Any fanart or ship related to Hatchetverse!
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So after Ted royally saved his little brother's ass, pardon his French, he was once again left with the short end of the stick because now his parents expected him to bring his girlfriend home for Thanksgiving and they would not let it rest. So with no girlfriend, little time, and less options, Ted does what any sane man would do and takes his own incredibly sound advice.
aka: the fake dating AU inside my other fake dating AU
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- Part 3 of Pinky Promise
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bring your [child you have some connection with] to work day by wrenkitchens
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
05 Oct 2025
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out of all the weird and annoying work things paul has been unable to 'no thanks' his way out of, this is the weirdest and most annoying—how is he meant to bring his kid into work if he doesn't have a kid? of course, he managed to bribe richie into coming with a considerable amount of ice cream and the promise that he could sleep over afterwards, but he’s not entirely sure how the other people in the office without kids are gonna fare.
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paul and ted find out they have more in common than they thought
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- Part 3 of gay musicals
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Every day I will do a kinktober prompt with a hatcheldfield couple
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JxrGhost's Kinktober Challenge 2025! by JxrGhost
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, X-Men - All Media Types, The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, Daredevil (TV), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Rocky Horror Picture Show, Criminal Minds (US TV)
03 Oct 2025
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So I decided to do Kinktober this year. Fun, right? wowww... I'm really gonna try, so updates (hopefully) every day!
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"Cowards are the ones who don't go." by Goatelope
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
12 Sep 2025
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Maxwell Jägerman was a bad person.
Everyone knew it, and that made his overly crowded funeral feel extremely hollow.
Everyone dozed as different people spoke about bare minimum Intel about Max, he was an asshole, and he was star quarterback.
Except Peter Spankoffski felt drained, more so than everyone else in that room.
More so than his dad,
His supposed friends— his town who appreciated his skill like they appreciated godNot because Peter Spankoffski cared for Max's funeral, or Max's family, or Max—
Because 2 Nerdy Prudes died that month.
And Peter Spankoffski couldn't face that their funerals would be coming up just the same.
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- English
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- 14,621
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 51
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An angst oneshot that spawned from listening to From The Dining Table at 1am and thinking about hatchetfield couples I could torture. Sorry chaicoffee, it’s your turn.
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Starkid One-Shots by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
08 Sep 2025
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Paul and Ted have been fucking around for a while, but when Paul starts to become distant, Ted decides the most obvious solution is to suck him off under his desk.
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Ted Spankoffski was not scared of thunder.
Well, okay. Who liked thunder, really? He’d never met anyone who would label themselves a fan of thunder. Nobody liked it. He just disliked it… more than some people.
(or, the one where ted is scared of thunder, and paul helps him)
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- Part 6 of cancer writes hatchetfield
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He didn’t know if everyone was like that — reconstructed from the inside, but with that nascent core left in them of what they once were. If Bill would pine melodically for a caramel frappe. If Mr Davidson warbled with his hands around his throat. He only knew that he was like this, that he watched with his real eyes through the film of Pokey’s gaze as the citizens of Hatchetfield rebuilt the ruins of their town, singing as they worked.
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Paul meets Teddy.
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closet case (featuring, two openly queer men) by CancerCadaver
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
06 Jul 2025
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“No, and–” Paul twisted the door knob twice, which made no effort to budge. “And it wasn’t supposed to close.”
“Why the fuck not?” Ted tried his best not to sound too worried about the prospects of a locked door. “You have the key, right?”
“Okay, okay, um, well–” Paul took a deep breath in. “No?”
“No?” Ted repeated. “Are you asking me or telling me? Because I’m pretty sure I don’t like either of those answers.”
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ted and paul get trapped in a closet. homosexuality ensues.
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- Part 5 of cancer writes hatchetfield
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black frames and lipstick stains by CancerCadaver
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
04 Jul 2025
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But, wearing his glasses did have a few benefits. He could actually see the world around him a little better. He could read the labels on the food in the fridge without holding it right up to his face, he could read emails on his computer without enlarging the font a bunch, and he could notice a fuck ton of other details that otherwise would’ve flown completely under the radar for him.
Or, in the case of his inspection of Paul, he could notice the very obvious red lipstick stains around Paul’s lips, no doubt leftover residue from his barista girlfriend during his coffee run earlier.
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ted wears his glasses, harasses paul, and gets kissed about it.
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- Part 4 of cancer writes hatchetfield
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im just me (so why would you want that?) by CancerCadaver
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
27 Jun 2025
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Ted’s coworkers at CCRP, more than anything, stood as a reminder for him, as a warning to keep him in line whenever he considered letting down the mask that he had put up.
Whenever he was him, people didn’t like him.
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(or, the one where paul asks ted on a date, and ted spirals a bit)
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- Part 2 of cancer writes hatchetfield
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Don't get drunk with Ted Spankoffski, he'll turn you gay. by Sugar_Clouds
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
18 Jun 2025
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Yet another new year's party, that means, drunk people, gay discoveries, and a hell of a lot of ted x paul content because its my hyperfixation.
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Paul never meant to end up teaching music to kindergartners (or reconnecting with someone he never really forgot.) But sometimes all it takes is a kazoo, a frog hat, and a familiar song to bring the past back in tune.
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Ted made a sketchy purchase, and now he has a sketchy plan.
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Chaicoffeebeans, but infected.
They’re all in love and live happily ever after !!!!
(its not happy)
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I said Paul (Bill) I believe this is killing me. by T0mst3r_0
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
25 May 2025
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A canon divergent after Bill’s death, where instead of meeting with the military — Paul goes straight back into the action.
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He has time to mourn (arriving before Hidgen’s sedates Emma and Ted) with the others, before all hell continues to break loose.
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- Part 4 of NPMD X TGWDLM collection!
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Hinted Backstories - Hinted Hobbies by Sonayesul
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
23 May 2025
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“How are you still completely fine?” Bill asked, face down on the table. “You drank more than both of us combine.”
Ted’s smile faltered for a second and Paul might not have caught it if he wasn’t already staring at Ted. When did he start staring at Ted in the first place? Paul shakes his head a little as the question creeped into his mind and Ted’s smile is back full force, but it looked a little strained now.
“Don’t ask questions we don’t want the answers to,” Ted said and he tauntingly patted Bill’s head, causing the other man to groan miserably into the table.
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It's been two months since Richie and Pete became friends, and Bill manages to convince Ted and Paul to let his wife babysit the kids while they have a guys night out.
Paul thinks he's starting to learn more about Ted than the other would've liked.
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- Part 3 of Us - Them