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‘neath the black (the sky looks dead) by firefencer
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
30 Sep 2025
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(Almost as though the thought summons it, there is a sudden sound from behind him. A loud, languid wolf-whistle. In another time, another world, that noise in that voice would have been a teasing flirtation, something he’d laugh at. Here and now, though, he has to fight back a full-body shudder.
With as much dignity as he can muster, he turns, meeting its eyes.
Its eyes that he remembers as dark brown, that now shine an eerie electric green.
“Hey there, Johnny,” the thing that was once Wilbur Cross says, face curling in a pleased sneer, dragging its gaze up from where it had clearly been eyeing. “How’s it goin’?”
That voice. It’s Wilbur’s accent, but stretched and warped and slicked over, a dripping mockery of what it once was. As though it’s imitating what it believes speech to sound like rather than speaking for itself.)
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A Living Ember Of The Flame Of Life by Kasa_Memoire_Antique
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Cinderella's Castle - Team Starkid, Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
02 Sep 2025
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One thing 18 year old Richie Lipschitz will never tell anyone is he has the power of the cosmos, able to gaze into the threads of fate, the same threads which are tearing.
Or; Richie becomes a superhero. Ft. Max Jagerman, Daniel/Stopwatch, Trevor, Hannah Foster, Sophia/Spitfire, and more.
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- Part 2 of My Hatchetfield works
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What's Another Word For Crazy? by ToxicLatteHottie (Aya_Chi007)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
19 Aug 2025
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John regrets confiding in Xander.
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Basically some junior cadets at peip start posting their real stories on the wiki
- Language:
- English
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- 416
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
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Schaffer wakes up to find her wife a little frustrated.
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- Part 3 of Norffer (Nora/Schaeffer)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 559
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
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- 71
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How could you be no-one, when you're everything to me? by j3llyb3r
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
25 Jun 2025
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(The title is after a lyric from Gigi Perez's 'At The Beach, In Every Life'.)
John's never gotten over Wilbur. Never in his life. He misses him, every day. So when Wilbur shows up after thirteen years, John finds himself feeling emotions he hasn't felt in too long.
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I'm Going to Live Twice by Wiz_is_bored
Fandoms: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, Black Friday - Team StarKid, Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
25 Jun 2025
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Usually when you die and your body is donated for scientific research that's that. But usually that scientific research doesn't include a pathogen with the power to reanimate, and you don't end up as a zombified lab rat for a questionable branch of the US millitary.
It's a stroke of luck that Paul and Emma were given a second shot at being alive, and they're not going to sit around wasting it.
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“I can handle whatever you throw at me,” John said back, determined and something like fire flickered behind Wilbur’s eyes.
“Well, we’ll just see about that, now won’t we?” Wilbur shot back with a grin before letting go of John’s hand and departing.
John watches him walk away for a long moment and he sighed heavily, trying to ignore the way his heart raced a little and his face heated up. This was not appropriate feelings to be having.
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General John MacNamara has fallen for his Colonel. Of course, he keeps this close to his chest and never tell the man, for many reasons of course. That doesn't mean it stays a secret forever.
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Houston. We have a problem. by ShadowMistress
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Black Friday Musical
06 May 2025
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What if instead of Tom Houston and Becky Barnes finding Ethan Green’s bloody and bruised body, it was Lex Foster?
What if the PEIP base wasn’t far away from Hatchetfield?
What if Tom walked into that portal instead of the President?
What if instead of Tom and Becky getting the Wiggly from Hannah Foster, it was only Becky?
What if tomorrow came?(This is a re-write of my incomplete work)
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What if Paul successfully destroyed the meteor, killing the Infected along with himself?
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What if I told you we made it? by WarrensOccultBooks
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
17 Feb 2025
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Meteor destroyed. Aliens vanquished. Hatchetfield quarantined. Instead of one survivor, Emma is no longer alone. The story of an alternative ending to the hit musical, 'The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals' by Team StarKid. Find out what happens when alien characters convert back to their human souls. How can murderous, falsetto aliens fit back into mundane society? Find out as we take a look into each characters journey from singing to living... For better or for worse.
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You'll Never Meet Another Me by R_Foxx, skychair
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
13 Feb 2025
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John MacNamara is an overly caffeinated, overly worked, and overly exhausted college student at Hatchetfield College who is completely oblivious to his best friend, Xander Lee's, giant crush on him.
But one night at a party, John meets a mysterious man in a rather hideous denim jacket.
A mysterious man who seems to know a bit too much about John to be just a stranger.
A mysterious man who calls himself Wiley.(Title taken from Stalker's Tango by Autoheart)
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I Just Want A Story With A Happy Ending by starkidfan_121653
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
20 Jan 2025
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Note: This work involves all three current Hatchetfield musicals and two downer endings from Nightmare Time.
The characters we all know in Hatchetfield are finally getting their happy endings- but something’s not quite right.
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What It Means to Obey, Paul by Calculus_Is_TOUGH
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
09 Dec 2024
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Paul Matthews seems like your average businessman, but he has a twisted past. His time at Sycamore High School left him a servant of the Lord Pokotho, but he abandoned his assignment and forged his own path. When the Apotheosis hits Hatchetfield, Paul knows immediately what it is. Pokotho has returned to reclaim his servant, and Paul can no longer escape the fate he thought he had avoided.
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just two moonshiners on the cusp of a breath (and i've been burning for you since the day that i left) by flwrs_chaos
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
30 Nov 2024
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They weren't dead. They should've been. The flesh is rended, but the soul remains.
(Title from "Paul" by Big Thief, a song that has shredded me like chicken in regards to these two.)
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A wave of psychic energy has passed over the world and Nibby's out to play with his own version of an apocalypse. The survivors must navigate a world of horrors, uncertain where their loved ones are, uncertain if there is any way to save the world. Unlikely allies need to work together and put aside their previous feuds if they want to make it through the winter. Relationships will be tested, bond will be formed, and people will see who they are when put to the test. Can anyone live long enough to find a cure for this disaster or will everyone find themselves consumed by the god's insatiable hunger?
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Black, White, and Royal Blue by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
13 Oct 2024
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The apocalypse is happening in Hatchetfield. Lex and Hannah are in danger, and Webby will not allow them to get into harms way. So she takes matters into her own hands.
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What if Webby helped Emma escape Infected Paul? And what if Webby helped free Paul from Pokey’s grasp?
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Masked, Molded, and Lost to Time by Calculus_Is_TOUGH
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
03 Oct 2024
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Paul wakes up after the explosion to find that he no longer has control of his body, but he's determined to get it back no matter the cost.
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The occasional apocalypse tended to disrupt things a little, but Schaeffer always found a new schedule to stick to. And sometimes a new schedule stuck to her.
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- Part 2 of Norffer (Nora/Schaeffer)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 318
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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You do the baking and I'll do the making by charlottesweetly
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
15 Sep 2024
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A sleepy Sunday mornin' in the Schaeffer-Beanie household (a.k.a the author is determined to push this rarepair onto yall)
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- Part 1 of Norffer (Nora/Schaeffer)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 261
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 43