16 Works in Different Turret(s) (Portal)

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    Cave thought his immortal life trapped in a giant version of his head couldn't get much worse than it already was. After all, being trapped forever in the bowels of his once thriving facility with the decidedly weak company that the toilet turrets made for was hardly a pleasant -- nor particularly engaging -- fate. For his money, the boredom alone is enough to make this his personal hell.

    However, when he's discovered by the being he harmed the most in his pre-immortalized life, he realizes that life could be a whole lot worse and unfortunately for him, GLaDOS is all-too giddy to subject him to it.

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    GLaDOS and Wheatley despise each other more than anything. GLaDOS and Wheatley understand each other better than anyone. Aside from the fact that Wheatley was made to be related to GLaDOS, this can only mean one thing. They are siblings.

    Glyds pulls Wheaterz out of the sky like a big pizza pie that's amore~ And they (plus Chell) go on an adventure through Aperture Laboratories. There's much to discuss, much to philosophize on, much to freak out about, and many, MANY excuses to be dramatic.

    This should be fun.

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    Chell fights her way through Aperture again, with help from mute!Wheatley and the Fact and Adventure Spheres. The turrets have formed an odd society, and Atlas and P-body lurk around every corner.

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    20/20
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    26
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    106
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    26
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    1,988
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    The events of Portal 2, as seen by the Different (Oracle) Turret.

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    1/1
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    11
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    62
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    6
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    In hindsight maybe Chell shouldn't have been reckless enough to let herself be doused in the conversion gel while trying to escape Old Aperture. She had heard Cave Johnson's coughing, and heard him say how toxic it was.
    She just didn't think it'd start affecting her as fast as it did, and nearly being blown up by Wheatley certainly did not help.
    Now she's stuck dying with one AI who has a superiority complex and another who's a megalomaniac.
    Honestly? She kinda wishes these two assholes would just kill her and be done with it.

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    4/?
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    18
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    GLaDOS’ project needs one final test, and what better to test it on than the little Intelligence Dampening Sphere in space? Chell reluctantly wants Wheatley to make it out in the small town of Windgrip.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    43
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    4
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    Wheatley has been in his human body for about a year. He's still living with Chell in Eaden and things are great, but he's been having dreams about that place. Not too unusual, it was traumatizing, it makes sense. But it's not just that place, there's someone there, someone who won't stop calling him Alice. Someone so eerily familiar, but he can't place where he's seen her. Still, each time he's sees her he finds himself chasing after that red coat. Running headfirst further and further into this rabbit hole. But it's no big deal, they're just dreams right?

    He's wrong, even if he doesn't know it, and his mysterious stranger may be running out of time.

    "I'm different..."
    ...
    "The rabbit is waiting for Alice to return to Wonderland. The Queen of Hearts will find the Rabbit. This time Alice is running late."

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    9/?
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    6
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    19
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    1
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    321
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    It's typical for new Aperture employees to get the short end of the stick with assignments, but Doug and Wheatley have never seen anything quite like this "defective" turret.

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    1/1
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    8
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    16
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    System update, retrieving code, one in a million billion trillion hears the music, it dances and knows individual insanity. Every second a beautiful paradox the mind cannot survive, in seeing all it sees nothing. Schrödinger's A.I. cannot die and yet it dies over and over and over again.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    52
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    15
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    Working as an engineer, he bonds to the robots in his work place.

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    1/1
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    3
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    Chell is exhausted.

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    8
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    21
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    In the cold, bleak test chambers of the Enrichment Center, Test Subject 4733 finds an unexpected friend. It's pale, spherical, and full of bullets...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    13
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    131
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    12
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    She would put him through some repairs, until he was at least somewhat functional again. Just a few repairs—and then maybe she would see if there was something in that mangled casing that was worth forgiving.

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    43,122
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    30
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    433
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    7,315
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    The Oracle Turret and Weighted Companion Cube make friends. [ONESHOT]

    Language:
    English
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    475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    281
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    Time meant nothing in Aperture. The only time you needed to know, if you were a core, was when the subjects were to test and when you were to die.
    It was her time; and she knew it.

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    English
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    1/1
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    10
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    2
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    414
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    After the events of Portal 2, Different Turret and Defective Turret find themselves in a room together. They make friends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    616
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    898

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