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    dan is drunk off his ass, he's still going to do that skincare

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    Daniel’s friends worry when he goes looking for answers, and doesn’t like what he finds...

    Additional scenes post S8:E12 "Prometheus Unbound".

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    dan is very drunk, which means he's very needy and august gives into his needs- as much as he can without it turning into sex (because dan can't consent)

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    ‘Phil Lester did not expect a knock on his door at 1am on a Thursday in the middle of November, and he certainly did not expect it to be his ex-boyfriend, Dan Howell.’

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    Dan and Phil split up a long time ago. Phil is very surprised when one evening, Dan shows up on his doorstep uninvited.

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    The boys go out for drinks with their crew. Dan is a horny and clumsy drunk, and Phil is a goofy and flirty drunk. Smut ensues. Enjoy!

    Inspired by a few discussions in the 'Phanniversary Newlyweds' video :)

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    Dan’s doe eyes staring up at him makes Phil’s breath catch in his throat. His eyes narrow, deep blue flashing with jealousy and agitation. Dan loves every second of it, and surely Phil is completely aware of this fact. Surely he knows Dan is toying with him, that the alcohol in the younger’s system is making him bold, that he’s trying to get a specific reaction out of Phil. Surely he knows all of that, but there’s enough alcohol flowing through his own system that he can’t even pretend to be unaffected.

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    Max and Daniel got to Saint Tropez for Daniel's birthday but when the Aussie gets a bit too drunk, their friends can't help but tease Max about Daniel.

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    Silly fluff based on the following from Texts From Last Night:

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    I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one…

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    “What’re you thinking about?”

    “You.”

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    What would you do if you were suddenly hauled from your inauspicious life and dumped into an unforeseen catastrophe with your worst enemy?

    Dan Howell and Phil Lester completely and utterly hate each other. They fight every time they meet, and all of their friends are tired of it. But one day, these two hot-headed, reckless men stumble through a secret passage in a mysterious old house and wake up on a strange island uninhabited by other intelligent life forms. They only have each other and no way to escape. Will they fight to death, or will they learn to trust each other in a world where no one else exists? Can they put aside their mutual hatred for each other to survive this misfortune?

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    Two little words were all it took to shatter Daniel Espinoza’s world view.

    One punch was all it took to ruin the Devil’s sleep.

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    Phil loves to do dumb things when he's drunk, but maybe somewhere in there he's got the right idea

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    Dan is the prince. The Lester family has been responsible for guarding the royal family for generations and after Phil's fathers death, it's his turn to take over. The prince is not the easiest person to get along with and Phil knows he must find a way to reach this troubled boy the way his father had if he's to protect him.

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    It all started with a small mistake. Ok fine, not really a mistake. Dan was just too tempting for his own good sometimes. Who could blame Phil?

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    Dan is a little shit and he knows it... and Phil's too much of a saint to do anything about it.

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    Phil helps a drunk Dan up the twenty seven steps to their apartment on his birthday, forgetting what's behind the door. And that Dan really can't hold his alcohol.

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    Dan and Phil get rather tipsy in Ireland after too much Guinness

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    "Where is what?" Max asked impatiently, not yet willing to let go of his sleep completely.
    "Your baby fat. It's gone. Where did you hide it?" Dan made a whiny sound in the back of his throat, "where's your baby face, Maxy?"

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    After solving a rather tough case, Lucifer invites the Detective and a few of the other task force members to his penthouse for drinks on him as a way to congratulate them. One thing leads to another and a bunch of drunk cops, and Lucifer, end up playing spin the bottle. Of course Chloe lands on Lucifer, one thing leads to another and Dan and Ella are forced to leave.

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    "Truth, please," Dan breathed out, continuing their game as they both worked to catch their breath. There was a new twinkle in Dan's eye as he asked, with now knowing that Phil liked him somewhat back they had room to explore, his earlier fears long gone now after such a passionate kiss from the elder.
    "How long have you wanted that?" Phil breathed out, his own breath gone to the passion of the kiss they shared. He kept his palms on Dan's cheeks, his gaze scanning over Dan's face for any kind of "no" that would tell him to stop. As much as he wanted and loved the younger boy he wasn't going to take advantage of him.
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    aka the fic were dan and phil come home from a night out to drink even more alcohol and play an edited game of truth or dare and end up confessing their feelings for each other which lead to them finally giving in to how much they've wanted each other for so long.

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