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    Traveling with a succubus was not something Geralt would ever do.
    But somehow destiny had her laugh and sent him a quarter succubus bard who demanded attention of all kinds. Everywhere. Always.

    Jaskier had been trying to get Geralt attention for too long. He just wanted sex, he craved it, but towns were few and far between. It made no sense to him why Geralt would throw coin at whores when he had a perfectly good hole to fuck whenever. For Free no less!

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    The bunnies have reached the continent and have wiggled their way into the hearts of the Witcher's, it may be the bards fault... but can you really blame the bard? Geralt does, but since when do we listen to Geralt!

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    When Geralt accidentally moans his bard’s name in bed with Yennefer, she curses him. He can no longer orgasm on his own. Only untouched ruin remains, triggered solely by Jaskier’s presence.

    What follows is a desperate descent into mind breaking need as Geralt leaks, begs and bursts his way across the Continent…trying not to tell Jaskier the truth. There’s only so much cum a Witcher can hold in.

    Featuring Geralt quite literally running from his feelings while cumming uncontrollably.

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    Geralt and Jaskier stumble into a fae glade. As fae do, they gift the pair with a “blessing” one that reflects what they most admire about their bond. And that, unfortunately for Geralt, is Jaskier’s relentless, flowery adoration. Now? Every word of praise from the bard, every compliment, every bit of poetic affection, sinks directly into Geralt’s body. Not his mind. His body.

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    Geralt frowns.
    “What is it?”
    “Pardon?” Jaskier looks around from setting the saddle atop Roach’s back, giving the Witcher a curious once over.
    “You-you’re upset.”
    “Well spotted,” comes the too-quick unguarded response. Geralt frowns further, brow furrowing. Jaskier places a hand on his hip, the other rubbing between his own brows and huffing out a breath. "Look..."

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    Geralt has to push through and make sense of all these feelings he has about the bard who has miraculously come back from the dead. Each chapter is a glimpse of what they deal with on the road again.

    **Note: It's only E in Ch 5+6 and noted ahead of time if you want to skip it.

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    Jaskier is suffering from a bad case of songwriters block, when he decides to visit Montana to get a fresh bout of insperation in the big sky. When he sees the stranger at the saloon in a full cowboy getup, he makes it his mission to learn who the man is.

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    Geralt and Yennefer are enjoying their quiet life at Corvo Bianco. But Yennefer isn't fully content with everything, she wants more. That something more that she yearns for happens when they least expect it.

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    Geralt wakes up from a restless sleep only to find his neighbour, clearing the thick layer of snow after a dreadful storm. His chivalry forbids him from sitting idly and watching her do it, and he surges to her aid, only to be met with nothing less than what he deserves.

    Once again, I’m terrible at writing summaries, but the content is better than what it says on the tin.

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    This started as a one shot but quickly escalated.

    It’s a tale about a family, how they came to be, how they split, and what they face while clawing their way back together in a world bent on keeping them apart.

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    Jaskier explains exactly what being agender means to him.

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    "I'm not defined by being a witcher."
    "No," Jaskier agreed. "The witcher you are is defined by you. And that's a very fine quality, my dear fellow."

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    Jaskier knows how to say what is on his mind. Geralt doesn't.
    They are equally bad at conveying their feelings, though.

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    Jaskier is Geralt’s son but he was a surprise since Witchers are supposed to be sterile, therefore he was unwanted and neglected by his father. Geralt still prefers to focus on the Path and train rather than form any sort of bond with his son.

    So Jaskier went to the closest person he can approach, which is his dearest Uncle Eskel. His secret lodgings before coming back to Kaer Morhen every winter to be stuck with his asshole dad is his and Eskel’s greatest advantage to get the love he desires, albeit far from what Eskel is giving him.

    Geralt really needs to pay more attention to his son before he loses him.

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    Jaskier is upset and Geralt doesn't know why. He buys him something pretty to fix it.

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    As he walked the streets, the hood of his cloak mostly obscuring his face and hair, Geralt acquired an edge. He did not understand the sudden scorn, but he put his best foot forward, moving to push past it and this crowd. A staggeringly caustic scent caught Geralt's attention. It was subtle enough that only a witcher would pick up on it. But not just any witcher; it was a scent that only Geralt would know. It was bittersweet and had overwhelmingly familiar base notes. The horrible stench brought panic to his chest as he recognized the underlying accords of petrichor and parchment, drenched in pain.

     

    Jaskier.

     

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    What if Yennefer hadn't found Jaskier, saving him from Rience? What if Geralt found him, and what if it was too late?

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    Jaskier told himself it was the suffering that made his music better and he would say as much to anyone he met.

    The miles he had trekked to this new place were a reminder of the long road to success, the lack of interest from the crowd showed their inability to appreciate talent when they heard it and frankly the mugging at the end of the night would be a good song one day.

    At least, that’s what Jaskier told himself as he was punched in the face for the second time.

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    Following the events of the Last Wish side quest in Wild Hunt.

    With the bond between them broken, and the Djinns magic gone, Geralt finds the space in his mind that was once taken up by the pull to Yennefer is now taken up by someone else entirely.

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    In Brokilon, Geralt wonders why Jaskier is still at his side.

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    Geralt and Yennefer being friends with benefits and how it works and doesn't work for them.

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    Geralt hates being laid up, especially when it means that Jaskier insists on staying with him despite there being much more for him on the road than stuck in a single small village for at least a week.

    But maybe he can fix that with a gift for Jaskier?

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    “Please,” she begs, planting herself in front of him to act as a physical barrier, forcing him to stop. “I don’t have anywhere else to go.”

    “Melitele’s tits, you’re persistent. Isn’t your…” His left hand does something complicated in a strange flourish, as though grappling for the right word. “... actual father, here somewhere?” It doesn’t sound like the word he’d been searching for, the common honorific somehow sounding foreign in his mouth.

    “I was with him,” she admits, thinking about Geralt because he is the closest thing to a father she has now. “But… we got separated.”

    The stranger raised an unimpressed eyebrow. “So, now you’re looking to adopt a new one?”

    ...

    Alternatively: When Ciri gets separated from Geralt, she has to rely on the kindness of one reluctant stranger until she can find the witcher again. She doesn't intend to get attached - and it's apparent that neither does the stranger - but destiny always finds a way to fuck things up.

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