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    He says it’s just one time.

    She laughs.

    The lights flicker, the walls hum, and the cage feels smaller every night.

    Call of Duty x Suicide Squad Crossover | One bed. Two broken things. The mask stays on.

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    Doctor Harleen Quinzel is angry after losing the Joker Case. With a strong dislike for her colleagues and a chip on her shoulder, she's handed a new opportunity in the form of the Poison Ivy Case. Ivy, however, has different plans for her sweet Holly... plans that are greener in nature.

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    Harley was gone for Bats—so far gone she didn’t give a damn who was under the cowl. If he wore the suit, she was climbing on.

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    Upon the gargoyle there sits a man. A man haunted by the past. The man is kind. He is loyal. He is angry.
    He is,
    Spider-Man.

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    She’s spent half the night trying to think of how she’ll explain this to the kid. How he’ll take it. He really ain’t giving her much to work with here.

    She tries again. “Ya might’ve noticed Mister J isn’t around. Well, I’ve been thinking that maybe we oughta do things a little eensy-bit different. Try something new, just for a laugh.”

    That seems to register with the kid. He perks up, a dandelion in concrete. “Is it a game?”

    Her plan for everything she was going to say, all of the apologies and stilted explanations, dies in her mouth.

    “Yes,” Harley says. “Yeah, it’s a game. A big game. We’re playin’ hide and seek. And Mister J is the one doin’ the seeking. And if he finds us, if he catches us, personally, it’s game over. Forever.”

    AKA Harley is free of the Joker. She's got a very traumatized Dick Grayson in tow. He's even conscious. Now she just needs to decide what to do with her life. Unfortunately, Dick Grayson has other ideas.

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    She gets fifteen-hundred miles west before her brain can plan anything other than “away.”

    Distance won’t help. Distance means nothing. He’d find her in an Antarctic research outpost, in the smallest village in Timbuctoo. She’s seen him do it.

    “The most dangerous game”, he’d say, with a mad twinkle in his eye. He’d give someone the distance to run across continents, spooling out the fishing line until they finally feel safe, then come waltzing in his best suit through their front door.

    Speed is what’s important.

    Speed and checking for car-bombs.

    OR: Harley is finally out of Gotham, with an injured Dick Grayson in tow. All she has to do is keep them both alive for the foreseeable future. Simple, right? If only Harley knew the first thing about getting better.

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    Harley met with a certain redhead one night, but what does this woman want from her? Friendship or something else?

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    Harley is a circus girl who was purchased by a crimelord Jack Napier, aka the Joker, at a young age. One night, Pamela Isley showed up in her life and she saw a way out of this miserable life. Knowing Jack, that will be a bumpy ride even with the help of their friends. Can the pair make it? What is Joker up to? Can they defeat him? And at what cost?

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    A circus AU, ft. various cameos from the DCU! I sprinkled quite a bit of supercorp, I like them too.

    Read the tags please! Stay safe.

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    What If Harley never noticed that the flower was plastic? What if when she ran off someone else got to her. Someone who wanted revenge?

    With Harley Not being at the Wedding Gordon's Plan went smoothly and capture everyone who was in the Corn Factory.

    Poison Ivy was going back to Arkham. To her surprise and relief Harley Quinn was not with them.

    But where was Harley Quinn? And most importantly would Ivy ever see her again ?

    Ps: I am terrible with summaries and titles bare with me :D

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    “This is it Billy, this is truly your last chance.”

    "So, ah, what is it?" He asked quietly, one hand moving to clutch the strap of his backpack in a tight grip.

    “Juvie, or another family.” She began slowly, trying to impress the weight of this choice on him.

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    Harley tries to bond with Jason over their singular shared point of trauma, obsesses over the dead bird's hands, and alienates him by having a platonic hard on for his dad.

    Jason just wants to make bets over who on their team will bite it first.

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    Nightwing finally got back to Gotham after being in Bludhaven for so damn long. There's a new robin as well that he met, named Tim Drake. Pretty nice kid. What he didn't expect was dealing with Harley. Well, at least in the way that he didn't thought it was going to go. He thought it was going to be sending her straight to the GCPD, not sending her to his place for the night.

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    This is a Joker/Harley story. All warnings you'd normally see with this pairing apply.

    (Coming soon--in the planning stages now)

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    Harley has a problem. She has a good thing going with Ivy, but she can't stop going back to Joker.
    Ivy intervenes, and decides Harley needs to go to therapy.

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    Basically it's about Harley rebuilding her mental health cause I'm mentally unstable and this is what I need to write right now. And by the way, this isn't a hurt/comfort fic. It's not a "true love conquers all including trauma" fic. It's about a person recovering and their partner being supportive. Thank you and good night.

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    Doctor Pamela Isley,” he utters out with painfully ironic emphasis before turning slightly to appraise Harley with a lecherous grin, “is a very powerful woman.”

    He waits for Harley to give a nod of acknowledgement before turning back to Green Doctor Lady.

    “Harley likes powerful women,” he continues on, eyes still boring across the circular black tabletop (littered with unfinished drinks) and into Green Doctor Lady’s even as he addresses Harley. “Don’t you, doll face?”

    Or: Harley's resigned herself to life under Joker's thumb—that is, until one night, someone new shows up. (Plus, she's, like, really, really gorgeous, just in case that's of interest to anyone besides Harley.)

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    Harleen Quinzelle had a plan. She had clawed her way to get to where she was now and she wasn't about to let anyone keep her from getting inside the mind of Gotham's darkest figure. Not her boss, not herself, and not her unduly fascinating patient.
    Joker had a plan. His impromptu vacation to Arkham was an unfortunate pitstop but nothing was going to stop his games. Not the guards, not the Bat, and not the maddening doctor who had come to take up far too many of his thoughts.
    Their plans, their games weren't supposed to get intertwined. But they had.

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    “Harley, I… " she trails off, inhaling deeply to gather herself; when she tries again, her hands curl into white-knuckled fists at her sides and her words tremble with scarcely-concealed rage (but it’s the best she can manage right now, and it’ll have to be enough): “I want you here because you’re my friend, okay?”

    (She feels like a liar as she says that, because she knows damn well that what she feels for Harley stretches far beyond the bounds of ‘friendship’—but she also knows that this isn’t the time for no-holds-barred honesty… at least, not that level of honesty.)

    “Friends can fuck friends,” Harley points out, stubbornly lifting her chin as if she’s just made a perfectly valid point (which she hasn’t).

    Or: Harley gets hurt on a break-in at Ace Chemicals, but she doesn't tell Ivy because she doesn't think it matters. (Except it really, really does.)

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    “Harley,” Ivy stops her, gentle green-tinged hands reaching out to entangle Harley’s pale fingers in her own. Her touch is warm and calming; she smells like cherry blossoms and springtime and home, and Harley hates herself for indulgin’ it when she knows damn well she doesn’t deserve it. “What do you need right now?”

    Harley worries her lower lip between her teeth, ducking her head bashfully. She knows the answer to that, and she’s pretty damn sure Ivy knows it, too. But she also knows the way this works—nothing happens unless she asks for it, unless she wants it.

    Ivy’s a real stickler about stuff like that—‘consent’ and ‘boundaries’ and the like.

    (Harley pretends to find it annoying, but she really, really doesn’t.)

    Or: Harley does something impulsive, then immediately feels bad about it. She and Ivy talk (and other things) about it.

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    Wait a second. “How, hm… how d’ya know my name?”

    Pretty Singer Lady heaves another sigh. (She sighs a lot, Harley thinks.) “You told it to me. Multiple times.”

    Harley squints at her a little harder, cool wind whipping at her cheeks as Pretty Singer Lady turns them carefully onto a main road. “Really?”

    “Yes. Really.”

    “Why d’ya sound so mad?"

    Or: Harley's struggling. She meets a pretty lady with a killer voice somewhere along the way.

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    We've seen what faces Harley and Mr. J show to the rest of the world, but what is our twisted couple like behind close doors? Watch their relationship develop from the night of the Acid Wedding through the end Suicide Squad as Harley learns in the ins and outs of Gotham's underworld and J learns how the whole 'relationship' thing works. Warning for violence and ample smut.

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