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    The unplanned journey so worth taking by

    Fandoms: How I Met Your Mother  

    02 Dec 2024

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    Present is 2011, right after Robin and Lily’s argument about babies (season 6 “Glitter”, except they never tracked her down at MSG, so the ending didn’t happen). I played with the episodes and moved “Symphony of Illumination” up while changing things a bit. Robin has always been a very private person. She has a life that none of her friends knew of, until one day Barney discovered her secret. Their love just makes sense; they work.

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  2. 14

    Barney/Marshall/Lily Drabbles by

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    09 Mar 2017

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    A collection of my drabbles for the OT3 Barney/Marshall/Lily from How I Met Your Mother.

    Warnings: dom/sub, minor violence, non-con situations (mild), bondage, threesome/polyamory, domestic abuse

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  3. 24

    Bro Code Article 87 by

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    25 Nov 2016

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    A bro shall, at all times, say yes.

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  4. 53

    Always There by

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    19 Apr 2015

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    Based on the episode Legendaddy.

    Barney requests that Ted come with him to dinner with Jerry and his family. Ted agrees to support his partner.

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  5. 39

    Tea, Elixir and Rumors of Death by

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    22 Nov 2015

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    Barney ponders what it would be like to parent a child with Ted, well after Ted says, no, and, to help Ted see reason, he visits a psychic's shop and purchases an elixir that is supposed to help reveal the truth - a truth that Barney already sees.

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    The Curious Encounter in East Meadow by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, How I Met Your Mother  

    15 Jan 2022

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    Two spies meet in East Meadow, Long Island.

    Maria Hill, CIA agent, is working undercover as Robin Scherbatsky. Natasha Romanoff, SHIELD agent, is working undercover as Natalie Rushman. This is a story of how Robin and Natalie meet when fate brings them under the same roof in the middle of suburbia.

    or..

    Where Robin is supposed to be straight, but Maria finds herself super gay for Natalie.

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    Have You Met Ted? by

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    18 Jun 2017

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    Barney thought that Ted getting dates would be a good thing. He didn't expect how jealous he'd be. Lily concocts a cunning plan to re-capture Ted's attention. (This plan involves a lot of alcohol.)

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    Teenagers, Gross. by

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    11 May 2023

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    Barney asks the gang when they knew him and Ted started screwing together. Revealing some great answers.

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    Love is coming by

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    11 Feb 2025

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    "So, no, Robin wasn’t the one. Which is terribly ironic given that Barney’s object of love was someone who had always been searching for the One with the capital O."

    My view on Barney's reasons to fall in bed with Robin, and everything that follows.

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  10. 21

    they don't know about the things we do (except they do) by

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    09 Mar 2023

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    Turns out Ted and Barney suck at keeping secrets.

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    False God by

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    23 Jun 2024

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    Temporary amnesia clouds Barney's memories.

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  12. 20

    naked in manhattan by

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    14 May 2024

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    "Ted sat up in shock and looked down at the unknown man still asleep next to him. What made his shock quickly turn into horror was the fact that this was no unknown man. He was cuddling naked in bed with Barney Stinson."

    i really honestly just have barneyted brainrot. i needed to get this out of my brain or i think i would explode

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    Speed by

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    26 Jul 2024

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    Ted is secretly glad to have Barney by his side, on the night of his and Robin's official break up. But what starts out as two friends sharing some whiskey and cigars turns into much more than Ted could've ever expected.

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    How I Kept My Cover by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), How I Met Your Mother, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)  

    18 Nov 2014

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    Maria Hill is under cover as Robin Scherbatsky. These are snippets of her life as Robin and Maria as she balances her life in SHIELD, New York and her girlfriend Natasha Romanoff. Black Hill. Martasha. [Drabbles of Avengers & HIMYM, some connecting, some not]

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    The No "No Homo" Code by for Hllangel

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    21 Dec 2009

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    With help from the gang, Barney convinces Ted to try something again - for the first time.

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    The Toy Crown Incident by

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    07 Jun 2012

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    Ted wakes up naked in bed with Barney. Detective work to find out what happened to get them there ensues.

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    Leavin' Like A Father by

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    04 Jan 2025

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    Barney Stinson never gets sick, he isn't human enough. So when the flu finally does catch up to him, it hits him like a bus. One unintelligible phone call and cab trip home, he's dying on the couch. Who knew a fever could do something like this?

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    metal heart by

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    26 Dec 2009

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    she's never heard a love story like this one.

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    The Legendary Five Way by for glitterfey

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    24 Dec 2009

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    Ted doesn't like to admit it (and he certainly will never admit it to his kids, Jesus Christ. He may be the king of the inter-generational over share, but some things cross the line from inherently dorky dad trying to prove he once approached cool right into someone should probably call the cops on that dude territory), but it perhaps, might have, maybe, been his idea first.

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    Folie a Deux by

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    31 Jan 2009

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    He can see it, every moment of it, every time he lays himself down to sleep.

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