3 Works in Influenza (Anthropomorphic)
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did you find him? by alex_procrastinates
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
14 Jul 2025
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"Did you find him? Did you carry him to his hut in your arms, did you nurse him back to health, did you sit vigil by his bedside, as he has done for you? Or did you leave him to lie alone on the forest floor, betrayed and friendless?"
So asks Caius Insidius in Asterix and the Dream Whisperer. He brings up these things that have happened over the years and twists them to make Obelix seem like a selfish, uncaring brute, only a fair-weather friend, to the point that Obelix decides to leave the village, believing that he'd be protecting Asterix from himself.
Of course, Obelix couldn't have known what happened to Asterix that day. He came back looking quite unharmed, so Obelix never had a reason to ask, and Asterix didn't feel the need to tell him.
But what if Asterix couldn't come back unharmed? What if Obelix found him? And what buried doubts would it bring to the surface?
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Ho Ho Honest to God- HOOH Buys Fruitcake Anymore for Christmas? by SteelyDeezNuts for ma from ma's roadhouse and popcorn from moonshiners you guys woulda loved this
Fandoms: Hey Arnold, Rugrats, john belushi (hologram), santa - Fandom, Christmas - Fandom, the shrimp
25 Dec 2022
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When the only TREAT left at Aldi to buy on Chrismas Eve for the Christmas celebration the next day is a fruitcake, WHO will buy it, and why is it George Foreman? Where is his husband Red Simpson inside the Aldi? Find out why Stu Pickles does not wear shoes in his blue Corvette (that is possibly being repo'ed) and how Hey Arnold's Grandpa may have gotten away with murder with the help of his hologram husband John Beushi.
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I'm really really sorry.