10 Works in Inquisitor Being an Idiot (Dragon Age)
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The Haunting of Haven by verycleverusername
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
07 Dec 2024
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The Herald of Andraste chases Spiffy the Nug into the mines beneath Haven, but upon trying to leave, she finds dead ends at every corner, paths where there weren't any before, and strange details that just aren't quite right. These labyrinthine corridors are not what they seem -- can Daisy Trevelyan and Spiffy the Nug solve the mystery of the caves and escape, or will the magic at work here prove too much for them? And while they're lost, what will the Inquisition do without its Herald?
A spooky mystery story that will eventually become canon-relevant in the end, I promise
This story stands by itself, but you can read the other parts of this series for more Daisy Trevelyan and/or Spiffy the Nug
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Demons darkspawn, or worse: CHILDREN by verycleverusername
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
03 Dec 2024
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Daisy Trevelyan teases Cullen relentlessly and then gets ambushed by the most feared entity in the known universe -- a CHILD. She goes into an awkward panic as she desperately tries to escape the child, which Varric and Blackwall find hilarious. They resolve to make her do something about it lest she be teased forever.
Also, Cullen is good with kids.
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- English
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- 2,092
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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The Horse Incident by verycleverusername
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
26 Sep 2023
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Before they HOOF it to the Hinterlands, Cassandra goes to the stables and finds the Herald HORSING around
AKA, Cassandra discovers that the Herald has no idea how to ride a horse. Chaos ensues
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This is purely self-indulgent, and I have no regrets- Also, I am naming chapters after songs and yes I will be putting the artists so you know the song I kind of based it on- So - The Last of Her Kind by Peter Gundry. Full warning I will be brushing off a lot of side missions and it is an OC only because I fell in love with the character I made for this story - I WILL NOT BE FOLLOWING THE STORY - I want to be happy thank you.
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Edit: I had about 200k words written down for this, and several outlines, and then my computer ate it. So this is suspended until further notice while I work on another fic that is hopefully better quality than this one.
I have no idea where this came from. I just started typing, and it sounded like a great idea. So there we go! I'm writing this for me, it's not beta read, nor is there an intended plot. I'm just seeing where it goes. It's kind of a test thing for me, see what I can do when I let myself fart out words instead of obsessing over them, which invariably has resulted in me abandoning the fic. Poly gayness abounds, hooray? Unless the characters write themselves different.
Also, if you read this, then be aware that it assumes you've played the games.
I'm aware of the tense issues. Not likely to fix em...and also, I am largely glossing over major events except in cases where things happen differently enough that I feel like writing em out. I'm not gonna force myself to get shit out.
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It becomes a thing, penciled into her notional calendar alongside cookies with Sera; drinking with Varric and the Iron Bull; quiet walks with Cole; tea with Josephine and Vivienne; woodcarving with Blackwall; bookclub with Cassandra; chess with Dorian; angrily make out with Cullen. Ridiculous. Stupid. Irrational.
Neither one cares, and it continues.
NSFW chapters labeled as such for those that want to skip to the steamy bits. (Chapter 28 is where it's at, guys.)
Mostly unspecified timeline, some in-game events glossed over, pre-smiting 'ol Coryphy-tit. Default name is default. Love to all who comment and give kudos. :3 Thrilled to bits to say we saw this through to the end.
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- Part 2 of Inquisitor
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“Promise me you’ll keep an open mind?”
“What? Of course. My mind is open. It’s thoroughly open. If it were any more open my brain would be splattered all over the grass.”
Lavellan has always had complicated feelings about whether or not he belongs with his clan. Still, when the dust settles following Corypheus’s defeat, he is eager to check in and see how his clan-mates are doing.
Bringing Dorian home with him... might make things a little more complicated still.
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Fantasy Armor by HardPass
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
11 Mar 2017
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The Inquisitor has always felt like magic is easier to do when naked, so she commissions some skimpy armor to help her achieve something close. Not everyone thinks it's a great idea, but some lessons need to be learned the hard way.
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- Part 2 of Carried Away
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"Romance, he says. As if I could possibly be romanced by a man who thinks it's acceptable to pluck living things from the dirt and stuff them into his face."
It would seem a high-class fellow from Tevinter and a Dalish elf from the woods have slightly different understandings of what constitutes "cuisine." Well, no matter -- that doesn't stop them from exploring the many culinary worlds of Thedas.... some more horrible than others.
(actually just an excuse for dumb banter honestly)
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This is your brain on elfroot (Or: Sometimes your friends are jerks) by 3jarsofbees
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
24 Jan 2017
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Lavellan discovers that Dorian has never smoked elfroot before and it’s all downhill from that point. Luckily Sera and Varric are there to help. Depending on your definition of the word "help."
A tender story about friendship, probably.